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>>34387846
At least he didn't betray you and try to chat you up for the entirety of the ride.

>tfw these faggots waking me up hungover af and i simply say 'no' and slam the door in their faces

>>34387875
I was under the impression that they fuck off when you imply gently that you want them to fuck off.

>>34387914
Glad I don't live in country where they nag people in their own homes.

You should if its a society worth contributing to.

I'm a NEET only to protest the injustices of the nation I live on.

>>34387802
so you can have the benefits of society, like technology.

that being said, I would gladly leach of society If I was given the chance

Wether you know it or not you are. You are being a part of the social hierarchy that runs society. You are the things people like me do not want to become. And because of that,we will push on and make society great. Where you will sit around,and do nothing but be a grim reminder of what sloth will do to a person.

it just said 'sorry'

If it was a real suicide note, then I don't think anyone here can tell you.

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>>34387789
>Anyone here who ever wrote a suicide note?
>What did you include in it?

No, sorry, I am not a weak fucking idiot who can't bear the HARDSHIPS of every day fucking life

>>34387787
>robots are not just shitty people that do mental gymnastics so they can fetish black people
Sucks I'm not into cucking or I would have a ton of pussy working as a bull.

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>>34387787

>he's racist in 2017

>>34387787
You used a cute picture, so I think you earned your (you). Nevertheless...
>Implying men shaming for coalburning are the same who sexualize "nigresses".

Come on now... It's like thinking those who legit complain about the injustices default pairing and the advantages of being a human are the same who shill for "boipucci" and make trap threads. Saged.

>>34387700
How the fuck can you have an open marriage? Marriage is a commitment to someone, if you want to bang anyone or let your partner bang anyone stay fucking single.

>>34387700
>Quit his job to look after "his" kids while the wife goes out to fuck men

Poetry

I refuse to believe this is a real article.

Sauce or fake.

>having shits for days
no thanks

>>34387708
What the fuck kind of milkshake do you drink?

Just finished making it. It's delicious!

>>34387612
What kind of milkshake OP?

I may just make one for myself because I have nothing better to do.

>>34387708
Feels good to not be a lactose intolerant sub-human. Yesterday I drank 32oz of half & half chocolate milk without any ill-effects.

>>34387506
Take your Twitter nigger memes off my 4chan

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>>34387551

>n-nigger
>terrified of blacks irl

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>>34387506
This is fake news. Fuck off

use it to bend reality so I can write more than 150 words

I would not like to be omnipotent because then i would be all seeing and all knowing and i would have to see and know about all the niggers and poo in loos.

No one wants that

Just gimme mind control powers and god mode hax ok?

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>>34387521
^ kore

And then I'd make myself king.

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Probably because of feminism desu. Men can't really celebrate masculinity since it'll all be considered oppressive or whatever. Women, on the other hand, are encouraged to cultivate a solid sense of solidarity with other women.

So it's a cultural thing, I believe.

>>34387385
they are -- if you only hang around faggots, which I bet is what you do OP.

You faggot

>>34387385

None of what you wrote is remotely true anywhere in the world except for this specific image board.

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>tfw tinder match is 10/10 qt but you see her "Spotify Anthem" is a song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

This is why I avoid women. They all have the worst fucking interests.

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>>34387702
>tfw tinder match is 10/10 qt but you see her "Spotify Anthem" is Starboy or Closer

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>thats the biggest dick ive ever had

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Problem solved, friendo.
oreganino post

>>34387320

>You now have enough money to retire comfortably

Post your absolute favourite qts.

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>>34387274
I don't even really like Crispy. I just really have a thing for Creepy Susie

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>>34387291
jgjsafafaf

Just get out of Cuckmany and go heim in's Reich. Austria is like Germany but with freedums.

>t. falseflag

Being a euro is heaven.

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>>34387272
Come to the USA Eurocuck, we'll show you what is it to be free

FIX YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION YOU FUCK

>>34387258

NO FUCK YOU, IT ONLY HAPPENS ON 4CHAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Use a script to bypass the images.
Very simple.

Install Greasemonkey or Tampermonkey or whatever, depending on which browser you use. (Tampermonkey is for Chrome)
Then install a new script.
Paste this into the script:
http://pastebin.com/8UHxM3Tw

Done. You shouldn't get is and is2 images anymore. Try it and tell me if it works for you.

only if she'd return the favor

you'd be gay to not stick your penis in that tbqh

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I would rape that boipussy for a week.