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>birthday
>sister gets me a smartphone since I never had one before

I've been getting all the apps like Uber, Skype, Instagram, Snapchat, etc that normies use because I don't know what else to get. Haven't got any games yet.

How do I deal with advertisements? Do I need virus protection for my phone or anything?
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>>36593777
Just don't click the little niggers and you'll be fine
Be sure to tell your sister you love her every day
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>>36593777
If you use firefox nightly for a browser you can install ublock origin and have it be like a desktop browser.
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>>36593865

Alright. So there's nothing I can do about advertisements in apps like Youtube and Instagram?

>>36593850

Okay. I don't plan on using my phone for Firefox/Google Chrome too much since I don't feel the need to be on the Internet when I'm outside my home . I don't even plan on using it in the bathroom or browsing before I sleep.

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is now open
sit, order something you would normally order in a bar, and complain about all the shits in this world (but probably just about girls)
Bartender have right to refuse to anyone for no reason

jukebox is now playing:
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXnpBw4Dpyc
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>>36593749
this thread will dies unless a normie complaines about his gf issues or 2 animefags get into a discussion about anime
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>>36594034
yes it will
maybe it's how it should be
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Diet coke barkeep! Robots probably still asleep

> gave up on IRL people and went back to ERPing on Final Fantasy
> found two masters in a BDSM relationship
> I'm their little kitten boi slut and a hell of a lot happier
>3D is overrated

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Fucking hell, I hate swedish women.
Degenerate fucking coalburner whores who only cheat and lie. The only things they care about are themselves and their fucking "happiness" which means a line off of a junkie's dick, or why not a trip into the ghetto. I actually like the terrorists because at least they kill off the normie trash from society. Allah fucking akbar.
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t. Burger who gets all his news from /pol/
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>>36593670
So what you're saying is, I should visit sweden?
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>>36593735
>t. i get fucked harder than sweden's immigration policy.

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XLVI

1. Use a name in the namefield

2. Share your problemes, ask questions.

3. Be listened to, cared for.
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Im so god damn bored

I want to do something but I don't like doing anything

reeee
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>>36593662
Help nick. how does one not stress about the outcome of things? I spent too much time today worrying about how much muscle I can gain, and if my back can rehab well or not.
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>>36593731

Have you tried physical activity?

robots feel free to get in here and chill and talk about whatever

for me it's currently 2am, i'm drinking coffee and watching kiss x sis while trying to decide on a game to play
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>>36593603
Hey aussie anon lets watch cute hentai together while i stroke your penis from behind
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>>36593813
as amazing as that sounds i've already wanked atleast 5 times today (i lost count)
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>>36593603
You better not be in Melbum cunt.

are they right r9k? or just another normalfag treading where they don't belong?
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>>36593598
they are pretty much right

i had a really fucked up home life: one parent dead, the other abusive, i got bulled the fuck out of at school, hated myself etc.

But luckily I have something in me where I have always felt entitled to a certain life and that I deserve things just as much as anyone else. I've also recognised that i have a lot of advantages, instead of feeling sorry for myself. It means I've tried and failed at everything but also succeeded a bit

I'm not a normie by any stretch, but i've slept with 15 girls and have friends, regularly exercise, seem to be going in the right direction. I dont want to suck my own dick too much but honestly it isnt that hard to do okay, this is the easiest time to ever live

robots are pathetic because they don't even fucking try
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>>36593701
>not a normie by any stretch
>15girls
>friends
do you derail threads with bait often? if you do then <you> for effort
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>>36593760
that implies that being a normie is just a list of social achievements, rather than an adherence to societal standards. I think of normies as people who arent individuals, they are just products of their environment

people like jim morrison fucked hundreds if not thousands of women, but only an idiot would call them normies

there is a way to be who you are without being a loser

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I want to be a maid and wear a cute uniform
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i want to fuck a maid in a cute uniform
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I want to hire a maid in a cute uniform
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>>36593529
Are you a doragon

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>havent fapped in 36 hours
i wanna try and not fap for a week because i dont have anything better to do
this is hard
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>>36593483
Cold showers and lots of prayer.

But seriously I just do push ups or play video games until I forget I was horny in the first place hope that helps
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Listen to sad songs and think how shitty your life is

always kill my boner
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i don't get this no fap meme. what's the point?

What happened to sniffjizzer-kun?
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Can someone give me the quick rundown on sniffjizzer?
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He got punched
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>>36593496
Here's most of the story.

Original origami.

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>if you had done that one thing differently your life would've turned out a lot differently and a lot better
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>>36593459
not be born, for starters
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>>36593459
>if you had done everything differently your life would've turned out a lot differently and a lot better
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ive come to a point where im sure that no matter what i did differently i still would have fucked it up
i tried too much and failed too often to see it differently

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>tfw you realise you exist
>you are actually real
>this moment is happening right now
>wtf is this shit even
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>>36593432
>you will die someday
>the world will keep on going like nothing happen
>every year your memeory will fade more and more
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>>36593432
The perfect Illusion
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>>36593470
Who cares? I'm glad nobody knows me

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,,H-hi anon. I-I-I just wanted to t-tell you that you are really c-cute and you shouldn't be such a recluse. C-can I be your f-friend?''
CAN I FUCK YOU?
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>>36593430
XD poopies!
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>>36593430
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
O-oops, sorry Anon, I had curry for dinner
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I'm not a recluse, fuccman

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newfag here. just quick question: are the kek/kekistan memes still a thing? its what brought me here
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>>36593405
>>>/Reddit/
Please don't fucking come back
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>>36593520
people are nice here

oregano
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>>36593405
FUCK OFF BACK TO FACEBOOK AND NEVER RETURN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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post them charts brobots
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bump

oregano organs
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>>36593400
>>36593500
where is yours, anon? it's generally frowned upon not to post yours first
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Reposting for another chance Oregano what happened to Blox?

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How do I get a otaku gf?
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I wish I knew the answer to this.
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>>36593321
You don't. They're trashy, crazy people. I've dated several girls into sperg shit that I didn't like like anime and Japanese. All have been crazy
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Better question is how do I get a otaku bf/friends

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