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>>38373471
>Get gf
>One of the questions she asks me before sex if I am circumcised.
>Say yes.
>Tells me good because she would refuse to have sex with me if I wasn't.

Inb4 "feels worse"
Yep I'm with you buddy, circumcised and totally glad I was at birth.

Around my parts (Texas) it's expected that you are unless you're a beaner then it goes either way, and girls seem to prefer it cut.

>>38373471
Me neither. It's irrelevant.

>>38373463
was your family abusive?

that's the worst thing you can have

>>38373505

>family abusive

depends on what you mean by that. do you mean physical abuse? no i was never physically abused. it was all psychological and mental.
my mom would never watch movies with me or anything like that and i always ended up watching them alone. she is a philistine with a short attention span. if i had to guess i would say she has the iq of 80. I cringe every time she gossips and talks on the phone


i am for forced sterilization because of my mother. I don't think people below an iq of 100 should be able to have children

>>38373574

the reason my mom is able to live independently is because she has sisters(my aunts) to help her out. if she were the only child, she would be fucked

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I will be your friend, OP. I am not very good at holding a conversation but I will try my best!

>>38373420
1. how long have you known them
2. ever met irl
3. where did you meet
4. what did you originally add each other for
5. ^ do you still do it

>>38373456
I'm sorry anon thank you very much but talking to more than one friend is scary for me. Thank you very much though!

>>38373464
>Half a year maybe?
>No
>Online
>To talk, it was a discord server
>Yes

No kind advice?

Post selfie and we'll give you advice.

>>38374126
It's against the rules now.

3 days of no food and you won't feel the pain anymore

>>38373399
There's always ways to get food if you don't have any. Have you tried charity places yet?

>>38373413
I'm already underweight, I'm afrai that I will become a walking skeleton

>>38373465
all the day I was looking for a job and went back to my room at night, and remembered that I have no food and no money and every store is closed at night

>>38373290
What a coincidence me too

>tfw to inteligent too right an origami coment

Hahaha you're a mentally ill faggot hahaha

>>38373290
that's baby shit compared to this:
>tfw genius but lazy
you'll never understand my pain

But giving money and gifts to women are one of life's finer pleasures.

I imagine that the people sending large sums of money to female twitch streamers are middle-aged men stuck in a sexless marriage with tons of money. It's sad that they would send money to strangers rather than try to work on what's causing their issues.

>>38373207
but I do give money to my favorite twitch girl

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>dad declassified the cum confession

>Sister solved the cum trials

>>38373204
>somehow my short suspicious sixth-sense sensitive silently sneaking superficial step-sister stumbled upon the sticky secret sentient Somalian semen speaking sphinx and was subsequently speedily subsumed

They take that game so seriously

Like I get that shits competitive but some fuckers are retarded

Next time just get his awp

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>>38373461
but i was CT and had an AK i couldn't buy and he could buy the awp easily

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trade them for 5 normies

As far as fembots handle it, you ask them for gifts.

>>38373073
Make them go and get public speaking classes and team sports equipment so they can improve themselves and finally get laid

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>>38372960
the color of the water makes it look like she shat herself

Just stare

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why is she wearing shorts in the bathtub

Only the pretty ones.

And the anonymous ones who I like to believe are pretty ones.

>>38372882
Because I can jerk my cock, but I can't jerk my heart.

>>38372882
This is the problem though, isn't it?

How do you control them WITHOUT giving them attention?

You can't fucking win to be quite honest family.

>>38372862
China orignal

gookland

>>38372862
Thai or Phillipines

I gotta play video games, the video games don't stop getting made, so i keep living, its that simple

>>38372860
That's rather pathetic, anon.

I am currently pooping so we will just have to see what happens next

>>38372749
Daddy, I already have a job, and it pays well, I just don't want to move out because I love you and mommy so much.

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>>38372749
I'm starting my new job as a serial killer today and you have been selected to be my first victim. Bye, daddy.

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>>38372897
"Wrong move, Champ. If you had just listened and shook the manager's hand, maybe I wouldn't have to drive you down there myself and make sure you do it."