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>>36212863
well for starters that's not a women the bulge is that of a cock.

Probably because she has more masculine interests.

>>36212881
You're fucking retarded and have been brainwashed by trap threads. Congrats, you're a cuck.

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>>36212857
ayy lmao

(oregano pepperoni)

I love Cocoa!
How do I break up him and brownie?

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>>36212857
i love remo poster

No because I can play guitar and I make music

That's all I really wanted to do growing up. Having jungle fever and working a shitty job is secondary to all of this so I'm pretty much confident and happy with myself and how I am.

Yeah
I'm a black girl so it's even worse for me desu

>>36213065
PLS GO OUT WITH ME

>>36212717
It's not my war
it's your war you can fight it
and die for a cause you don't even understand
I'll fight for my war
inside my heart
not on a foreign distant land
for something i don't understand.

A nation isn't a piece of land, it's the people who build society.

You can build Israel anywhere you wanted to, but you wanted to revive a dead nation.

>>36212717
>inside my heart
>not on a foreign distant land
>for something i don't understand.
Here I though emos went extinct in 2007

>>36212706
>cant evaluate the integral of a function composed of straight lines on a fucking grid
I'd tell you to go to /sci/, but they'd also call you retarded.

Brainlets should be culled

>>36212706
go back to escuela pablo

>>36212706
The average value for a straight line is ( f(final t) - f(initial t) ) / 2

Compute this and see they're the same.

>>36212678
it was meant to be
is it fate speaking to you
accept it do not try to fight it
that is a fight you cannot win.

>Wanting to become a wagie

>>36212714
FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT DUDE
>>36212745
Fucking lazy faggot, there's no NEETbux in my country. You either work for money to support yourself or die

Dissolving styrofoam with it is amusing.

I don't know if it makes mustard gas or something though.

>>36212724
Dissolving styrofoam with gasoline makes napalm, you might be thinking of that?

>>36212724
well if it makes mustard gas even better

so styroform ?

>>36212615
j can but only because my big toe can't bend on one foot

>>36212615
Can anyone here only bend their pinky finger while keeping all others straight? It's hard

>>36212685
I can with my right hand but not my left one which sucks because it would improve my guitar playing

>>36212613
I often tell that to myself and I know it's not as good as people say it is.
Doesn't stop me from being lonely with a void inside of me

Why would you want to necessarily partake in animalistic behaviours?

You are a human (presumably), the single species on Earth capable of higher thought, understanding, and intelligence.

Why would you waste your time pursuing something all animals do? Because it feels good? Sense gratification is the lowest of pursuits for mankind.

I've found it overrated too. Tons of work for an orgasm measured in seconds. I really hate the smell of pussy juice when I'm not horny, too.

To be honest I'd just totally give it up if I didn't want bio-kids someday.

Also, anyone else find it weird that guys are supposed to be dogs, the horny ones ,etc when a huge chunk of the male population has learned to live without sex? Whereas girls start to go crazy if they go two weeks without dick.

>>36212489
Neet girls still only want chad

>>36212511
that's not the issue here, the issue is my taking initiative and entering their neet caves would be home invasion. where do these types even spend their time (I know it's not r9k)?

you realize the (probably outdated) american dream for women was formerly

>get married
>produce kids
>cook

?
"NEET" for women is what all women want to be, ideally. There's also the "got married, now I can get fat" stereotype, so a fat NEET grill isn't necessarily more desperate than other NEET grills since they might all want to get fat anyway

quick reply: if you've never had one, then you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

quick hint: kys

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quick hint:
fiction isn't real and is for beta cucks who live in imaginary land

>>36212473
Then why do I keep having them?

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There are many that walk amongst us.

It's just a game.

>>36212430
Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.

Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.

Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.

Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.

Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God.

Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men.

Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid.

Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house.

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.

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>>36212575
Amen! Thanks for that tom!

Had opportunity to lead his country after fighting for it. Choose not to. Forever will be seen as weak and can never lead.

That and a total idiot if you watch some of his interviews.

>>36212469
>Had opportunity to lead his country after fighting for it.
what?

>>36212469
>Had opportunity to lead his country after fighting for it. Choose not to
when was that?

>Forever will be seen as weak and can never lead.
well he seems liked in britain

Disability benefits from the government funded by US taxpayers.

>>36212385
Military bucks, desu

Alcohol is too expensive to be drunk every day where I live with my income, unless you drink moonshine

>>36212380
He had the mind of child yet the body of a fat person. Those don't mix well when the whole point of boot canal is to "break you as a human" so you become a mindless drone who follows orders.

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ONE TWO THREE FOUR I LOVE THE MARINE CORP!

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>>36212380

>man is obviously mentally ill and not fit for marines
>they don't get him help and instead punish him more
>it's supposedly a big surprise when he goes crazy and does a murder suicide

What is wrong with the military?