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playing metro 2033
eating a cookie
NEET since i fucked off from high school
It is sad

Need autistic gf for next year's White night.

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>>34981093
> he didn't spend it with a cute girl and being too nervous to make any move

>>34980937
And why should I talk to a pathetic fucking loser like you?

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>>34980963
haha roastie got baited get off of my board you fucking whore.

hi anon
how are you doing? :)

I think lots of it would have to do with hacking and information, since its advanced so much since the last world war. We still have enough nukes to level the earth, so maybe that will keep us in a state of cold war, hopefully, so maybe it would be more economically based with trade and stuff. I dont really know. I would never fight in any war or participate in any organized violence, thats just me

i think itd be fought with drones.
no because theyd just use drones and bots so theres no use for me

>>34981052
i just cant see another war fighting with troops anymore except for in the middle east but then wed just bomb em

>>34980820
I've been thinking about it for awhile now. My depression went from most of the time to all the time. I can't even get through a day without thinking about killing myself anymore.

Anti-depressants will only flat-line you. No highs, no lows, only a mind numbing flatness that in time will become the new you.
It's basically a chemical lobotomy, you do not want

It's more likely a testosterone deficiency making you feel depressed, eat test boosting foods and take a boron supplement to help restore hormonal balance.

>>34980917
I disagree. Zoloft has been working pretty well for me so far. Basically just puts me in a better mood.

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sage

>>34980711
Capitalize your I's you fucking mongoloid.

Fuck me m8 I got a long mute from that one.

>>34980732
thank you.
i was about to sleep and im glad you responded

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How does it feel knowing my daughter is cuter than your ugly 3DPD girlfriend?

>>34980617
why are you posting here originally

How will you feel when she dumps your pathetic ass for someone better?

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>>34980576
Neither because I'm not a selfish prick and race mix with Asian women.

>>34980622
>races get mixed by a kiss
uhn?

>>34980576
Obviously kiss the one on the left.

The one on the right looks like a retard mongoloid.

>>34980534
"WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CUNT?!"

*Kick her in the face as hard as I can with my steel tipped surplus boots*

"You worthless stupid little shit, you and your dumbass taco skin kids are so minisculaly unimportant that your pathetic slut brain could never hope to even grasp just how fucking dumb you just sounded! HELLO? CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?"

*Jump on her ribs while she's on the*

*kid comes round the corner to investigate*
"Sister!"

"HEY YOU LITTLE SHIT"
*Sprints over to kid, throw him onto floor and curbstomp him, crushing his little kiddie skull*

"Sigh... Heh... I would love to play with you more messy, but I got a job to do, you and this little brat here will buried under 50 meter high wall of concrete, you, Pablo and your dirty interior subhuman friends and your border crossing crimes end today missy.."

*urinate on her crippled body as she sobs*

*Load up shot double barreled shotgun*
"Any last wishes"
*As she starts speaking I shoot her in the knee caps*
"Heh... subhumans like you don't get wishes missy"
"tell you what though, if you manage to crawl to the door, HEY, ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING YOU CUNT, I'M TRYING YOU FUCKING HELP YOU KEEP YOUR WORTHLESS FUCKING LIFE, ah, thank you, now if you really really care about your friends and folks back home, I'll give you a second chance, see that door over there, if you touch the door frame with your hands I'll let you go scot free, huh? How does that sound missy? Fair enough?"
*whistles a nice tune as she crawls over*
*just as her hands are stretched out, ready to touch the door, I put my foot on her back and blast her hands into a fine must of gore*
"oops, how are you gonna escape now sweetie? Don't worry, it'll all be okay in just a second, I'll tell the police that I saw you go off for some fun with a few gang members, they won't bother searching much at that point, and besides, they're never going to find you under 50 feet of concrete will they?"
*shoots her face open*

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>>34980957
why does this shit make me laugh, christ

>>34980974
You looking for two holes and a one way ticket to hell too, Pablo?

>>34980525
you're right, he should just ask them to post tits or GTFO and then sage the thread.

>>34980525
My favorite is when there are multiples of them going after the same girl.

They, along with the types of girl they respond to, are collectively making this board infinitely worse.

>>34980525
Even worse is when they actually start posting/asking for contact info

Get a fuckin room you orbiter

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kill yourself you virgin shaming piece of shit

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>>34980524
Posting a image to make robots angry

>>34980516
MY TIME IS NOW!


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>>34980507
I hope they serve stiff drinks
and torment me with my fantasy worlds.
anything would be preferable to suffering among human shit

Can you enjoy an eternity of peace knowing countless others are in eternal agony on another plane?

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> all the robots who've killed themselves are in Hell now

Talk about a bad feel. Don't kill yourself guys, if you do you're only going to experience the same pain you feel here on Earth, but much much worse.

>>34980506
You don't /really/ like her. You barely even know her.

Get over it. It's just puppy love you cuck.

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>>34980506
>loving someone who doesn't love you back

I've never experienced that personally, but that sounds pretty fucking terrible. Sorry to hear that, anon.

>>34980519
Anon please. This cuck hasn't even talked to this person for longer than 10 minutes.

They're just venting about the cute girl who sits near them in math class that they don't have the balls to talk to.

>Have 5 years of experience flipping burgers but dumb as a rock or have 4+ years of education to be able to do whatever job you want
Real hard decision

>two years of legit work exp
>no degree
feeling a lot better than degree no work; degrees are a dime for a dozen

Employers often replace the lack of work experience with a degree

It doesn't work anymore.

Consumed? What about the fantasy worlds that are completely made up in my own head?

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>>34980292
What's it like to imagine an expansive fantasy world? How long does it take? Can you visualize it? If so, how well? I can't seem to imagine anything beyond a simply detailed setting.

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expect this thread to develop into /pol/ simulator
also it's probably that you wanted this from the start.

He's incredibly thin skinned, despite throwing insults all over the place.

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>>34980330
sounds a lot like myself