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What happened to her?
Any fembots jealous of her?
I sure am. She was so naturally cute. Wtf.
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She was not cute but surely above the average fembot***** look
RIP

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I'm a man with sex appeal
Who knows how many hearts I steal
Another drink, another dance
And that's the end of a new romance
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Did femanons ever go outside without wearing underwear? What was it like?
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>Tfw shitposting while "working"

You guys should try for a job in a slow comfy office, literally nothing to do all day long other than playing and shitpostibf while trying to awkwardly fit with the normies.
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>>38452948
What is your job, anon?
orgnalioalex
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>>38453003
HR aka human resources
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>>38453463
Lmfao how do the people that are the worst at socializing always get hr jobs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPRSrLpBZL0

A message for those who like traps but keep saying that ''muh traps aren't gay !''
Also, its the theme song of this board right now desu
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Femanons, what did you feel the first time you saw bestiality porn on the internet? Were you disgusted, intrigued, or aroused?
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pls not again
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>>38452922
Incredulous. I'm afraid of animals and won't even pet a kitten.

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>dreamt about her again

God dammit, I never want to wake up
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During a nap yesterday I dreamt I was able to hug and comfort Lain after she woke up from one of her hallucinations.

It was nice I guess
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>woke up kind of shaking in the middle of the Night
>Realizes i was dreaming about her
>I was fucking her in a pronebone position and the shaking were the movements.

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>get transported to a isekai fantasy world
>You have no idea who you are
>You have a smartphone that also includes your 4chan folder
What do you do?
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Probably die of starvation or hypothermia because I have no more neetbux
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>>38452848
find a small being and use it as an onahole and search for signal
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>>38452848
Find the most powerful man and rape him so bad that he becomes my sex slave and I rule over all the lands with an iron fist.

Bonus points if it's some Shao Kahn looking motherfucker

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>mods can ban you for /r9k/ rule 4 pretty much whenever they feel like it
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>he knows the rules off by heart

Even by beta standards, this is pathetic

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Dab on em
Dab on em
Dab on em
Dab on em
Dab with a bitch like uhhhh
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>>38452707
kill yourself on em
kill yourself on em
kill yourself on em
kill yourself with a bitch like uhhhhhhhh

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So what is the worst day of the week for you guys?
For me its Sunday
Sundays drag on and never seem to end plus I can't buy beer on Sundays so it makes the day even longer
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>>38452689
stack up on saturday brother

as a NEET, mine are all pretty much equal except I can get fucked up without getting in trouble during weekends.

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>the store i work at is downsizing
I'm a few days away from neetdom boys, any advice?
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You could try getting a job.
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>>38452678
That's not being a NEET, that's just being unemployed. Do you think the people on here who are actually NEET are inbetween jobs or something? hahaha

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It included things like threatening that you won't get pussy if you have anti-feminist views.
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I can't go back to sleep rn due to my absolute fucking mongoloid objective failure at life father being too insensitive and reeving the engine of his piece of shit car. I am inspired me to make this post because I just want to let you faggots that complain about good parents know how good you have it. Let me tell you just how much of an objective failure this "man" is.

>Never graduated High School.
>Played sports and never made it big so it traumatized him to the point where he never learned a real trade so all he knows what to do is simpleton shit like easy construction work and mechanic and he's even dogshit at that.
>At no point in his life has he ever had a bank account with decent emergency or savings fund like most he's ever had are 6k. 6 fucking k for a man in his 50s.
>Has never bought anything significant. The previous house we owned was bought because my older brother found a winning lottery ticket back in the 80s and they were able to build their first home. The second home we own was purchased through the money my mother got from my grandma's will.
>Hes had it so fucking easy for the piece of shit that he is since he used to be a hardcore alcoholic during my childhood and beat my mom dispite his 7 year old kid begging him with tears in his eyes not to do it.. just writing that makes me want to go out and fucking stab this piece of shit with the most brutal fucking knive I can get my hands on right now.

In these past years hes left the alcohol somewhat since he's getting old, but that doesn't stop him from being a dumb fuck.

>He still has zero savings. Zero.
>He sometimes doesn't pay the fucking bills so my mother has to pay it for him.
>He's a "mechanic" but all the work is shit and people are constantly bringing cars back because he's too stupid to fix.
>Poured the concrete foundation for a porch in the back yard a couple of days ago but he cut corners by being a lazy and cheap fuck so the floor is unleveled and every time it rains the house floods.
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>>38452640
All the best superheroes have tragic backstories
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>He's always failed any business he attempted to start. All he's good for is for manual fucking labor.
>Cheated on my mom up to about a decade ago.
>Has shit genetics, he's a fucking abomination to look at and guess what the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Thanks Dad.
>purchased a 1987 Corvette from an auction that said it came from the Louisiana floods as his primary transport vehicle. Well guess what turns out it isn't the most comfortable fucking ride on the planet, now he gets back aches and the piece of shit is starting to go so every time he starts it he has to rev it to the point of waking up the entire neighborhood at 7 am to keep it going.

I could write these all day but hopefully you get the point.

JUST.
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>having a father in your life
At least you have someone like that in your life. Imagine being a child of a single mother.

Since this thread is of the kind where we complain about our circumstances in life, here's where I stand.
>come from a poor eastern(now central) european country
>never manage to make any friends(back then and even now), at best they're acquaintance that will seperate once our interests stop overlaping(in this case it was school)
>on the subject of school, was bullied. Became very timid as a result, resulting in me passing on many opportunities later on
>move to england, lose any opportunity to take advantage of nepotism + moving back now would just be a bad decision due to how much money you can make here Vs there
>parents get divorced at age 13, effects of this are felt much later (AKA: no rolemodels result in weak people with no direction in life).
>Father was a greedy cheater who dumped my mother, so decided to stick with her after the divorce (still underage at that point)
>mother is a perpetually poor person who will NEVER manage to save any money. Hell, she's already in her mid 40s with huge debt and no savings at all. I have to constantly help her or she'll go bankrupt.
>after finishing school at 18, was NEET for 2 years. Would have stayed longer if my mother financial situation wasn't as bad as it was.
>stuck in a manual labour job with no exit. Don't have good qualification, got no motivation or energy to better myself.
>not in any position to save, got no drivers license, can't move out as I'll be paying more, can't rely on anyone as I've been on my own all this time
>on top of the previous point i'm a bit slow in the head and probably have a few mental issues at this point.
LIFE
Isn't it wonderful! /s

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>today
>Friend who is a Stacey looks at a pic of me from 4 years ago on my ID
>"omg anon you looked so cute"
>"what happened"
>immediately feel anger and sadness deep inside me
Never felt so pissed before
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>>38452637
Don't despair anon. The fact that she positively remarked on your appearance means that with some work you could become attractive again.

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