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I hope you'll enjoy the beautiful skyline of New York City because it'll be the last thing you'll ever see

*steers course for world trade center*

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>>35525846
Edgest of keks

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>>35525803
Whats wrong with trap threads desu senpai? We're not hurting anyone

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>>35525803

If there is a board that can help, we would be too nervous to ask them.

There is nothing we can do, fellow robot...

>>35525860
Fucking kill yourself you disgusting tranny
Origggggggg

Evidently, you lack a respectable degree of intelligence

milk has estrogen in it
it makes normal boys want to become women

>>35525768

Because coffee and cigarettes were cool you ass bag.

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>>35525750
What's the point? You're going to try once to stop doing it, fail, then never try again.

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>start something
>pick it up fast
>looks like I've been doing it for years
>never get any better after that no matter how long I try
>always stuck at the "pretty good" phase of everything
>give up and only do thing occasionally

This is the real suffering OP

>>35525750
just be yourself my nigger man

>>35525733
I've known since childhood

>implying I'm real
fuck off stupid wojak

>>35525863
But i'm real dude...

Change has to come from you first, you can say you're sick of life all you want, but if you don't have enough motivation to try and get out of the ditch you're in maybe you don't deserve to have the happy life you just described

>>35525705
I couldn't give less of a shit about having friends, I want a shut-in girlfriend who I can buy a cheap house with and be each other's only friends and do nothing but browse the internet and watch TV in our spare time, very rarely leaving the house.

Not a fucking "OMG I'M AN INTROVERT!" girl, either, I want a shut-in, God damn it.

>>35525832
This.
But here's the problem, girls in my area are ALL extreme extrovert types. All they do is snapchat, and go out, and gossip, and do typical "girl things". Not that I really give a shit about what they do, it's mostly the personality that turns me off. There's no in-the-middle girl, or perfect girl like you describe, it's only the type who want constant attention.

>>35525668
Try lucid dreaming, it's more reliable.

>>35525668
got mine after like 5 weeks

>>35525668
When I went on vacation over the summer and had to no fap the wet dream started at around a week for me.

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i mean it's better than heroin right?

>tfw opening up to a girl will never be as easy as the opening moves in a chess game

never really learned to play chees how much time does it take to learn it when some one helps ya with it?

>>35525572
because he likes watching you suffer

>alien keeps making me jerk off to trannies

>you will never find and choke out the ayy responsible for allowing your misreable life to exist on this plane

FUCCKING SPACE NIGGERS

>>35525550

Nobody here into this kind of thing?

>>35525550
we are not opera loving faggots so stay gone

try the annoying fucks in /lit/ or /mu/

Then don't work at a job you hate. I love my job. It feels like playing vidya every day, because it is thanks to those NEETbux

>>35525517
its ok anon, I never worked a job longer than 6 months before I turned 25. Just know that if you don't accept the reality that you're going to have to work for a living, your life is going to be empty and miserable. I don't care what the NEETS say.

I love my job. I sit on my ass and make maps all day. Get paid to go to conferences. My co-workers are all veterans too so we all bust each other's balls about the other services. Make pretty good money (50k) for an entry-level job, and that's on top of my neetbux (36k)

>>35525485
>not acid bathing
wut

how do dumpster babys even get found
who searches through the trash for that shit

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>Cops found the suction diapers

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>>35525473
1. My meme folder is completely up to date. I also do not put up with any normie shit.
2. One time somebody was looking for certain pepe template, I found it for them.
3. I once had a thread hit bump limit 3x

>>35525473
Whats the job description will help me answer questions

Bump.
Going in for Panera interview. Would like to know answers as well.

>>35525353
Shit happens, deal with it.
Being clumsy is just shit happening.
You can't controll it, it's just how it is so you better get used to it.

No worries thought, being naturally clumsy doesn't mean you are going to knock over grandmas vase, you can try to be more aware of your movements - thought it will take some time to get used to -

So not to be rude, you are who you are get used to it, but you can atleast try to negate it by using your brain.

Chill senpai. This could be develop into a bonding experience with that friend
And then eventually sexy times
Believe in yourself

>>35525353
I only go to clumsy mode if someone is locking at me.

Buttchug whatever alcohol you have

Show me your original dick

make a music video
then reward yourself by going to the movies