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>>34322852
i was going to shit on you about drawing at mcdonalds by yourself but it's a pretty good drawing and you're getting out and enjoying yourself two things which no one seems to be capable of on this board. well done

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reite my drawing plz

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>>34322912
I live here part time sadly. Sometimes the staff leaves me alone. Its not too bad, it helps me talk to people and get out of my shell a bit.

>>34322916
10/10 Anon! Here is a wizowd waifu to cheer you on!

>>34322664
Holy shit are women seriously this dense???

>>34322838
My mom always talks to me like this. She says some stupid shit about how I need to "watch out and make responsible decisions", and that I need to be "aware around girls". And then she goes on about how I need to know whether a girl is mentally stable or not, and that I need to PICK a gf who is responsible, not lazy, and s good person. I don't understand what she thinks she's talking about. I can barely get over the part where she says "you need to pick a gf who..." like I am in no position to pick out a girl from an ocean of females. What kind of society even works like that anymore? Only chads have it that easy

>>34322664
how tall are you anon'
original shit nigga

>>34322652
Fuck off deadbeat.

When I was younger, yes.
Eventually I lost all interest in other people so I can't imagine myself doing that again.

>>34322652
If I get 5 git, this girl sees this post and calls the police

Wow, not even one answer. Am I really that shitty?

Bump

originalfdsokngfiogjbrtn

>>34322564

Here's my answer to your query, OP.

First of all, you'r

>>34322559
down the street from where I work is a funerary place.
every day I pass by it thinking exactly this.
Why are we letting these pussies decay when they haven't even been treated right?

She doesn't even have to be in one piece, say she got cut in half in a motorcycle accident, but there's only roadrash on her torso, which parts sold separate, the cunt is fine

>>34322559
>tfw no well lite nostral gf

If I knew I wouldn't get caught and I wouldn't catch anything or experience some humiliating misadventure involving getting covered in rotten excrement or a difficult-to-explain visit to the hospital then I'd do it in a heartbeat. The idea of fucking a cold corpse, its dead eyes staring up as I put my tongue in its mouth, it incredibly arousing. Pre-rotting or anything so it's not weird.

>>34322490
I like reading stories with pictures erotic romances can get me off though.

I've masturbated a tremendous amount to CoC, if that counts

I don't like reading porn much other than Playboy articles and doujins

I do it all the time. People get real buttmad.

I don't understand how can they fall for it every time.

>>34322452
50% of this board is underage

This comment was not original

>>34322318

>tfw made it to 6, technically 7
>following year went down to 10
>So far this year the only words I have said to a woman that isn't family is
I haven't done anything
>When she asked me for help.

Where did it all go wrong?

9 after 26 years. Rate my failure.

for the past 5-7 years i am 6
before that i was 0

life fucking sucks, i look like a kid and im almost 30

>>34322309
>already all that facial hair at 21
lucky motherfucker

That's an awful bute. You must have terrible oral posture.

You probably look like shit. No bully.

>>34322380
Believe it or not, i was actually called attractive when i was 15. Now i'm 21, my nose is crooked because of a fight, my teeth are crooked and i don't even know why it happened, and i'm balding. So yes, i am ugly as fuck. And i am a shitskin, so i just look like a terrorist with this beard.

I'm a femanon btw

>>34322351
what the fuck faggot
You aint even OP
im op

>>34322447
>You aint even OP im op

Stop LARPing faggot.

i bet this is a gay thread

>>34322224
who is that fukin twink boi come on nicktoons y u tryna make kids gay

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>>34322251
like every thread anon
>>34322305

>>34322195
>fingering her bellybutton

HNNNNNNG

>>34322195
Is there a translation of that?

>>34322195
>gf with a limitless stomach capacity
>feeding her food
why not people? do you even vore?

Off a cliff

ORIGIN

>>34322194
I'm not a big bro and you're supposed to suck my dick, baby doll.

>>34322194
You're going TO school to learn English, you saucy minx.

come on guys, i know you love incest

Incest is just bullshit, do you really expect me to cum just because there is a caption saying something like "you're mommy's big boy"

>>34322659
Ah men

> Mom/Son FTW
> Aunt/Nephew FTW

more so when the women are in power

> FemDom/MomDom FTW

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>>34322162
Exercise and control your caloric intake. There you go, OP.

Google this shit up or ask /fit/ and start. And do not give up. Keep at it, faggot, and thank yourself later.

The thing is that you know exactly what you need to do.

What you need to figure out is if you really want to do it.

just start eating less if not just healthier foods. you dont even have to exercise to lose weight (it helps a little and youll feel better but ultimatly its about your caloric intake)

its hard to be judged for eating slightly less than you normally would