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>>36612962
Were you really trying or just lazy?

>>36613007
High school was really easy for me and I did really well despite doing the bare minimum. Move onto college and suddenly its actually difficult and I have no work ethic or discipline.

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>>36613053
I know this feel all too well. I sympathize.

What's next? Military?

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>>36612955
nice pepe
gonna borrow that

>>36612955
I have a nice job and can buy anything I want. Enjoy your primitive points system, I'll be over here cuddling your waifu's dakimakura.

>>36612955
well said comfy neet pepe

Yeah I can see why it would feel so awesome, I've never even touched a girl but even a smile from them can make my day.

I like the challenge of making it through life without it though, I'm proud of the fact that I've manged to find purpose and happiness despite being a virgin, instead of relying on girls to make life bearable.

>>36612983
careful sonny
that kind of arrogance can destroy you
seriously

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>>36613135

I know, but its fun to take risk sometimes. Girls are like the one thing guys stress themselves out over the most, yet we don't even need them, its just a luxury to make the harshness of life more bearable.

>>36612887
If you are a wageslave, you are pretty much a cuck too

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>>36612887
Don't worry anon just because you touch yourself to your gf getting fucked by real men doesn't mean you're a shitty human being. It's ok. She still loves you.

>>36613484
>white cuck
>asian bull
I don't buy it

That's super beta. Now you have to lie to your insurance company. What's the matter with you, guy?

>>36612850
Yeah but lying to an insurance company isn't really a big deal. Idk what's wrong with me, i just live and follow the flow like everyone else but i'm just unlucky that i had shit upbringing

Guys who do i fix myself ?

>>36612758
become king of rock and roll

tour in japan, find a girl who can speak english but has a heavy accent, marry and settle down

annihilate my dick

>Sexual partners are exclusively female
I can lie about this. Fuck's sake it's obviously not genetic you dumb roastie whores

>>36612739
why the hell did you add "White"? The website said NO SUCH THING.

fuck off with your race bait.

>>36612739
>Currently attending a four-year university, or already hold a bachelors or advanced degree

what the fuck? do they think babies from fathers that went to college are magically going to become CEOs later?

and don't give me that bullshit "hurr people with degrees are smart." there are plenty of dumb people with degrees. myself included

>>36612735
>tfw no belly bf
BRISBANE

>>36612735
That is clearly a gf (male)
also post it

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A young Japanese man, who doesn't speak English so well, is taking his first flight. After a while an air hostess comes by with the cart and says, "Beef or chicken?" He repeats her phrase over and over to himself: "beef or chicken, beef or chicken, beeforchicken" then suddenly says to the hostess, "eggu."

Because you're a robot

>>36612575
>choose all street signs
>captcha is a zoomed in picture of a single street sign

>choose all addresses
>addresses keep refreshing

>chose all cars
>highway with dozens of cars, have panic attack trying to think about which cars they want

>fill out captcha correctly
>It says i did it wrong for like three times

>Captcha wont stop loading adresses

Nah, we don't need it

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Done and done, no cure today

>>36612484
Guess I'm gonna die now you fuck

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>>36612402
Plenty of bots with it, but not me, so I'll just bump your thread.
What are your worst hallucinations, delusions or batshit insane ways of thinking?

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>>36612453
when I was younger, like 7 maybe 8 years old..I used to think of was to kill people who have hurt me and how to get away with it.that was the beginning. ive never expressed, just regressed these thoughts in fear of being put away again in BHU. my mother is aboslutley batshit crazy, my father ....just a cuck alcoholic. my adopted parents were no better, exmilitary druggies who tried to pound military reform in my mind. made me cold. when I was a kid I spent a lot of time by myself. hours and hours. id talk to my animals, to the plants outside, to the sky. I believed they were the only ones who cared. I have obsessive compulsive disorder, so breakups have been- just wow. horrible. ive lost so much that my mind literally attacks itself. add on teenage traumas and ptsd, depression and anxiety. now I live alone , don't want to be deep down but still avoid all social interaction if possible to avoid them trying to hurt me or kill me. I did RC's a few years ago and almost died. thought for months I was dead. add on years of psych med such as seroquil, trazadone , Prozac, lithium.they tested it all. I was even a canidate for shock therapy back in 2013 when I was only 17. ADHD. ya. idek. I'm just crazy. fucking crazy.

and it SUCKS because the one person ive found who is also crazy, and whom ive loved full body heart and soul...turns out their crazy makes it so they cannot feel. and it attacks mine and we butt heads. I feel dark energy around me all the time . ive had crazy sessions with a guy who preformed an energy exorcism.

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am schizoaffective. My usual days and weeks will go by fine but then every once in a while I'll realize that most of the shit I've done is because I'm not right in the head.
A lot of bad choices and self-destructive behavior. It's not easy, but it's not too bad on most days. I'm hitting a low now though. Very much would like to die now more than ever.

>>36612373
oy vey, it's like another shoah...

>>36612373
Wew g-man more like
g-mann amiright

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>Shabbat shalom, goy - or, rather, remember the six million goy.
>I took the liberty of applying cultural marxism to your people.
>Most of them were ready to go into multicultural mode.
>As for the shekels, I think you've earned them.
>The borderworld, Syria, is in our control, for the time being... thanks to you.
>Quite a nasty piece of work your tomahawk missiles managed over there; I am impressed.
>That's why I'm here, goy. I have recommended your services to my... employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a debt.
>They agree with me that you have limitless potential.
>You've proved yourself a good goy so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding whether to shill.
>If you're interested, just step into the synagogue and I will take that as anti-semitism.
>Otherwise, well, I can offer you a conspiracy you have no chance of exposing... rather an anticlimax after the shilling you've just survived.

Bumpin bump it up

>>36612330
gonna check this out. Omegle is pretty fucked with bots now though

>>36612409
Yeah that's why we use this tag

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I have a friend in college who used to play high school ball with Kahwhi.

He said all he did was chill, and smoke weed, but kept to himself and he was a very quiet dude.

I'm like Kahwhi. but shorter, less talented, less attractive.

His wife(girlfriend?) is pretty cute as well.

>>36612334
Yeah they're cute together. Kawhi seems like my kinda dude. He's apparently been through some stuff and his father died when he was young I think. I'm a fan of people like Kawhi - humble, pretty to themselves, but very good at what they do best. Those are really the people I admire

>>36612422
Same here anon, since I'm a Laker fan I hate the Spurs, but I freaking love the way his dude plays.

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>>36612189
I heard Kirby thread.

Yeah I'm getting into coding so when Robo waifus are real I can program them. Eventually, I'll code an AI that's set to go berserk on a specific date. Or better yet I'll make a weaponized waifu for the government and fake my own death with the prototype to start the beta uprising.

>>36612256

I wonder if the reason a lot of robots have it tough is because in addition to lacking those chad qualities, they're also not smart either. that would suck.

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>>36612443
Yeah not like anyone would get that reference on an anime image board anyway.

Whatever. Just post more Kirby shit.