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>>36923377
Every girl I've ever talked to about it had a rape fantasy.

Really makes you think.

>>36923377
being raped? nah not hot
raping a smol guy? very hot

>>36923398
How many girls was that? Why do you talk to girls? Do you mean online females (male)?

drawing lewds is a more noble profession than most will ever realize

Better than a lot of deviantart shit, just draw super niche porn.

>>36923339
Stop looking up references and tutorials. Start paying for classes. I am dead serious. Working with other serious artists under the guidance of a professional on work that you have done from life and not from pictures will push your abilities further in a month than a year's worth of what you've been doing.

congratulations

was he good at sex?

Being a faggot?
originalgano

>>36923340
No. I kept my eyebrows constantly raised.

>>36923295
There is no such thing as time when the answer is nothing.

I'm 30 and I've never bought one. I think I got some free ones freshman year of college though.

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>>36923295
A few weeks ago, actually.

Lately I've been fapping by humping my mattress (basically the same position as pic related but without clothes) and wearing a condom makes the cleanup immensely simpler than having to wash my bedsheets each time.

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>>36923293
bumped very originally

Reminder that r9k is for greentext stories, not social misfits raging at everything

>>36923293
what about traps n gays?

>>36923262
to flaunt, to subjugate, and to attract attention.

These are the things we crave.

>>36923262
they want sex from attractive people, not yhou

being desirable is more important than than being taken

>>36923244
Become the scatman and drown in fembot puss

>>36923244
are you me?
i can't sing though, but hey go for it man

>>36923255
I failed to mention but when I sing I neither stutter nor slur my words. also Scatman was a fucking Legend, God rest his soul.
>>36923301
Thanks man, I couldn't at first either but I learned how to thanks to not being able to talk like normal human being. I read that singing can help with a speech impediment well maybe it does for some, but it didn't for me but hey, at least I can sing now.(Kinda)

of crashing a highachool party and having sex?

>no

>>36923077
>could have gotten a bj from a girl in hs
>knowing myself I would have stayed with her because I was an obsessive fuck
>realize that I dodged a bullet

life's ok right now

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i was a normie in high school, i knew this at the time. i'm also 23 now

understand that these parties were never as cool as you might strangely believe them to be.
they were usually held in someone's parents house while the parents were away. in some situations, the parents were there and just didn't give a shit.

they usually involved a variety of common themes:
>high schoolers do not understand alcohol and either (poorly) act really drunk or legitimately drink way too much and throw up in the bushes
>the exact same thing, but with weed and without the throwing up
>someone unsurprisingly ends up "hooking up" with someone else
since it's high school, "hooking up" can mean anything from "we kissed a little bit" to "anal"
>awful music is playing
>every new person you meet just asks what high school you go to
>people perform whatever identity they think makes them look the most cool and people either buy it or they don't

honestly high school parties were incredibly performative affairs.
you'd go in and there would be a bunch of rich girls from the upper middle class public school with handles of bitch vodka and identical purses, and they'd literally be talking about high school sports and cute boys

there would be some bros who always wanted to play drinking games, where they became exclusively focused on winning at all costs

the stoners would also get together to smoke shitty weed out of poorly rolled spliffs

when the party was over you either had to get a sober person to take you home or you'd just sleep on a couch or something. some people let drunk high schoolers drive them, which was retarded

overall the experience was that of a bunch of young people with a general idea of what a "party" was supposed to look like get together and do their best to recreate that idea.

you might think you missed something fun but really you missed a shared illusion of fun that was actually, in reality, retarded

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>>36923059
Have been for 15 months and I have no regrets. I feel enlightened after being exposed to the world of 2D

I am not honourable house

Yes, I am an otaku, I just love one piece

>>36923018
Then you clearly aren't dumb, anon. Keep up the great work friend!

>>36923034
Not him, but if I'm not dumb then why did I fail school and not understand anything?

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>>36923018
Another hopeless retardo reporting in. Life is such a tragedy. Right anon?

>>36922982
yeah it'll still work fine even if it's a year or two past the expiration date.

>>36923009
How many should I take to get fucked up?

yes they will get you high

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I came out of my mother's vagina sorry lads, I'm not a virgin

>>36922966
32 years old virgin wizard here. I was even born through c-section!

Just turned 27, still a kissless virgin.
Destined to die alone

Nothing, I have to wait a few more hours. Otherwise I get really sketched out my parents are going to call me and ask me to fix their computer or something stupid

I got some bomb ass purple space cookies and some Durban poison hash mailed in from BC this morning. Will post pics later if I don't forget

>>36922894
How do robots acquire marijuana if you don't live in a legal state?
I mean I'm a shut-in with no friends, who the fuck am I supposed to talk to, to even find a seller. I'm not in college anymore

Ok it goes like this..........


Oter originally

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Forgeting that finals was today and literally bomb it

I met up with a huy I mistakenly thought was a women

>>36922679
Did you masturbate to the plot?

>daddy is ready for gay baby boys moist tooshy
>Cum before he puts it in
>Mfw he makes me eat my own cum and then poops in my mouth
>No face
I'm gay

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How much autism do you have to have to nut before anything happens