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get a major, you bum
online jobs are non-existent, you bum
get a real job, you bum

>>38801082
pls no bully

YouTubers are making computer programmer money to eat food and put on makeup. I'm just asking for a chance to cash in too without being a burden on someone else.

Do you really think that if it was feasible to achieve this with the amount of effort you're willing to put in, everyone wouldn't be doing it? Literally the only reasonably reliable way of getting paid for being a bum is becoming a furry porn artist, but even that requires you to do networking for a long time and constantly suck off already popular furry porn artists. The upside is that you never really have to learn to draw beyond the level of a decent middle schooler.
Making it on youtube is about as realistic as those playing assfaggots and CS thinking they'll make it big and become a progaymer.
You can do programming jobs online as a freelancer, but you'll be competing not only with other bums, but also poo in the loos.

>>38800968
There's no beta male in russia or slavland.

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>>38800968
Fucking unevolved fat sack of gorilla shit. Listen to how he speaks. Caveman sounds

>alpha
>pillowfist

Use a strangers dick.

Use a stranger's flaccid dick

send a strangers flaccid micropenis

>>38800774
AIso she's blocking your path

>>38800774
>2.6 million views, 33k likes 256k subscribers

Now imagine a deformed man attempting to just bee himself

>>38800845
omg how dar uu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Radj3kuZJw0

>>38800752
Serious post.

The only way to find out how tight a girl is is to stick your penis inside her. There are no external indicators.

vaginas vary in size the same way dicks do, you might be more compatible with one girl than another based on the size of your dick and the size of her pussy.

no one mentions this and only cares about dick size.

>>38800620
it's statistically the way to choose the gender of the baby OP

the theory is this:
male spermathoziod swim faster and reaches the egg first, so if the female is ovulating the moment of the coitus, the chances of one of the several male spermathozoid that reached there to fecund is greater

while the female spermathozoid swims slower, they live longer, so if you ejaculate inside the female some days before the ovulation and no more sex is made, the male spermathozoids will die there waiting for the egg but the females will be there when the egg ir ready, because after some days the swim speed is no longer a problem because all of them are already there right

you're welcome

>>38800707
there is also a psycological theory about the "love in relationships" because of this fact above

some can infer that couples with a lot of girls in the family are more passionate, because the sex is made a lot more (days before the ovulation) for girls to be born

while couples with only boys show that sex is made only when the females is ovulating, as "in heat", if humans were more wild like animals

this shows that the father of only boys is a beta and the woman only wants him when she is in heat/horny lol

That is a TINY load

>>38800603
He IS porn

>>38800603
He doesn't need porn he's got millions of $$$

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>>38800603
the virgin prince

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>>38800581
I'M A GOOD OL' REBEL BOY NOW THATS JUST WHAT I AM

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>>38800734
AND FOR THIS YANKEE NATION I DO NOT CARE A DAMN, I'M GLAD I FOUGHT A GANNER, I ONLY WISH WE WON, I AIN'T ASKED ANY PARDON FOR ANYTHING I'VE DONE

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>>38800734
>>38800828
post song youtube link, so I know what your singing

>>38800557
no

I will go to a girls prom tho

sadly no
i've had literally zero contact with females this year and i don't see that changing in the remaining 4 months
now if you excuse me, i need to go masturbate because my balls are hurting again

>>38800575
i will join you on your latter endeavor..

To the bathroom and beyond

>>38800547
Worst /feel/, kurwa.

siema
jestem bardzo samotny

>>38800635
me too ;/
>tfw no bf

>>38800474
Go with your oneitis

>>38800474
What the fuck. Go to your mother. This shouldn't even be a question. Thots come and go, but you have to look out for your family, as they and your close friends are the only ones that truly care for you.

Then again, if you decide to go with that girl who probably just got dumped by chad after he put a load in her just so you can pay for the whole date and get a kiss on the cheek, you probably deserve the lifetime of regret you will have for making that utterly retarded decision.

>>38800474
look after your mom you fucking triple nigger, fuck she's your mom not some roastie whore

All things considered, Trump may actually save Obama from being considered the worst president in the history of the US.

>>38800478
No one besides inbred hicks thinks Obama was the worst president in the history of the US

Miss you senpai

>>38800431
Im less mad at my bullies and more mad at my boomer teachers that didnt give a single fuck

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>>38800431
>How do you feel about the fact that the same hypocritical faggots that lacked any introspection continue to be and behave in the same ways
0/10

>>38800431
Not surprised at all. I can only wonder what the mindscape is of those who are either so oblivious or dishonest. It is an alien mode of thought to me.

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>>38800302
disgusting. here is the superior alternative.

>>38800397
/thneed

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>>38800397
fags not allowed

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>>38800297
>Think you are in love with her
This is the modern world and the reality of this society. Love is lost beyond your control
a pale shadow of lust can not enlight their soul
Entitled, individualistic, the only person they love is themselves. Ascend and prepare for the beta uprising

>in the end I chose you
Your reply is: I also choose me
And then you do an elaborate fedora twirl and fly off into the sunset, never to be seen by her again

>>38800491
Kek, that was a good one
originanally