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>tfw 23 y/o chink in Australia
>NEET virgin
>relatives and family friends all in the PRC
>they haven't seen us in decades
>relatives finally coming to visit in Oct
Help /r9k/. How can I unjust myself in 5 months? I don't want to let them see I'm a huge failure, it's shamefur dispray to famiry. Especially when they expect us to be more well off in Australia.
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>>36340696
depends how much money you have.
You could pretend or actually do it.
if you are interested in pretending and have money i'd say
- get your dick wet (prostitute or the like) so that you can be in the right headspace.
- learn programming real quick and do some projects so that you can show them if they ask for proof. Tell them you work from home
- dont eat shitty. I'm not saying eat healthy, just don't eat stupid fattening shit, its not hard and it doesn't require changing too much
if you want to actually do it and have money
- go to the gym; pump those muscles
- due to gym you should have gf (especially after a few months)
- get a job in IT; it's the easiest to study and get a job in quickly and it looks impressive, especially to the chinkerinos
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>>36340881
I don't have much money. I guess I could just do some work out and go outside a bit more.
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>>36340696
Sydney? Im also a chinese neet virgin failure
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>fucked up looking ugly downturned eyes
>disgusting saggy skin at 19
>long nose
>not fat, but very flabby disgusting body because i never moved much at all in my life
>hairy as fuck literally everywhere (back, tummy, etc literally everything even though i was born female)
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>>36340676
>oversized ears
>bad teeth
and all in all a sour look
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>bald
i win
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>>36340676
born female wtf
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Friendly reminder that if you are not an Aryan warrior ready to struggle for his people then you don't deserve to live.
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>>36340629
How would one choose whom deserves to live out for die?
Do animals deserve to die only to serve us since they're less in intellegence? If so, would the retarded or mentally defiant deserve the right to live?
Why not gather the autistic, denies and the people with an inability to attract a gf, put them out of their misery and ground them up into food for the regular people to eat?
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>>36341633
cause mass murder on an industrial scale is too much of a fucking bother.
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Op is correct
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jOnfV0-0apE
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Why do weird Los Angeles hipsters always have beautiful girlfriends
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>>36340619
That's just the culture my dude
They want the dude that stand out
Which is kinda ironic considering that they are fitting a stereotype. Kinda like the whole punk scene
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>>36340619
She looks like sid from iceage
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>>36340619
Isn't she like 13 years old?
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>right testicle has been hanging kinda weird lately
>kinda worried about it
>go to sleep last night
>wake up and it's hanging correctly again
>which means some time ago my testicle twisted itself in my sleep
>and then twisted itself back into the correct position again last night
>worried i'll wake up with testicular torsion one day
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>>36340603
It wasn't twisted, you definitely would've felt that.
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if i ever get testicular torsion or asshole problems im as good as dead. cant ever go to the doctor with such problems. gl op
i have variocele btw and my left testicle hangs like half an inch lower than the other. it doesnt hurt although im probably infertile but that doesnt matter
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Hey buddy, still got your appendix? that one might go bad some time.
Ever had kidney stones? you're likely to have them some time.
Don't tell me you still have your tonsils? oh dear.
Anyway don't let cancer get you, basically every cell in your body can just decide to fuck your shit up at anytime. rest well.
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Tell me about the big titted girl in high school, /r9k/
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she wasnt the biggest titted girl, but they were decent. anyways, about what youd expect
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>>36340571
I went to an all boys school though.
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how do i stop being a manchild
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>27 years old
>turning 28 in 6 months
>khv, never even had a date
>no driver license
>still living with my parents
>5'9 150lbs, blonde hair, green eyes, red patchy beard pubes, acne ridden face
>only worked a total of 10 months after i finished school at 16, last time i worked was almost 8 years ago
wtf can i do, i have nothing
not even 10 bucks
i feel like a fucking child, usually people guess my age around 18 to 20
getting asked for my id everytime i have to buy some beer for my dad
i just dont know where to start, i dont even play games anymore or watch anime
i just sit at home and watch teenager highschool movies about young people having the time of their life, and then get sad what i have missed in my life
is soduko the last option?
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>>36340548
wtf is soduko?
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>>36340577
a game
nice doubles mate
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>>36340548
shameless bumb
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hello im jem wolfie im 24 years old..
m a cam vixen, working in cosmopolitan magazine..I just need a couple more views on my campage ..Let me clarify to you that its not about the cam thing or me being naked. its for my day off so we can meet up.
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>>36340496
Hmm, I dunno, something about this seems really artificial.
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>>36340496
Yeah sure "jem". It's not like you're some Paki cunt who only wants credit card information for you to steal and buy porn subscriptions with it.
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>>36340496
Yeah, I'm interested. How do I contact you?
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Guys, I want to make friends at community college but have no idea who to be friends with.
Do I just join the anime club and hope they accept me?
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>>36340451
Join a philosophy group. Often you can find kindred spirits who are non conformists like us.
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>>36340451
I'm quiet and I don't like voicing my opinions. I don't think they'll like my view on keeping rapefugees out .
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>>36340832
"I'm quiet and I don't like voicing my opinions."
There's the issue lad, us robots have trouble finding one another in public and socializing because we are this way. If you feel very quiet you must engage the fear directly, it's the only thing that will help solve the issue. It sucks to hear but it's so true my man, I've been in this situation myself but I no longer ever feel anxious around others. It's all about the deconstruction of socializing into biological and logical terms. I don't fear others opinions due to them not impacting me in the physical sense.
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I'm at rock bottom anons, I need help. A month ago I got suspended from college for attacking my gang-affiliated roommate who stole from me. The school was ghetto as fuck and no one liked me because I'm not ghetto. They said I can still turn in assignments if my professors allow me. I emailed them all and none of them replied at all.
I'm still technically enrolled even though I'm not allowed on campus. I live 4 hours away now with my brother and his pregnant gf. She's due in 2 weeks.
I got a job immediately but I only make minimum wage and am not getting enough hours. I'm 100% broke. My mom lives overseas and has been sending me a small amount of money but said she is going to cut me off soon.
I have no clue what to do. I have 2 student loans that I have to pay off monthly, and I still want to finish college but this shit will destroy my GPA and I don't have enough hours to transfer to another school.
I also don't think they'll let me live here much longer (initially thought I'd only be here a week or so), but I can't afford to move anywhere, nor do I have any friends to ask to be roommates.
How fucked am I? What should I do next? Please offer any advice you have, thanks
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>>36340334
I am in the same situation as you except that I am living in the attic of at my parents house. I cannot offer you much advice aside from >I know that feel and bump the thread for you.
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You're not in the absolute worst situation. You need to make as much money as you possibly can. Get a place to live and save up. Only buy what you need. Work your fucking ass off anon. That is the only hope I see for you.
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Go to >>>/adv/ bby.
Post your YT recommended video feed
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>>36340302
My feed is absolutely disgusting
the only good video is Stickerbrushiki
Also, I have no idea why a video from hickok is there
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>>36340424
>we are number takyone
ok I laughed
What's your favorite book anon? I want to read something.
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48 Laws of Power.
Yeah, so what?
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Les Rois maudits by Maurice Druon
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>>36340244
>Michel Houellebecq - Whatever
>John Williams - Stoner
>Don Delillo - White Noise
I would advise with starting the book at the top and working your way down. All these books are majorly feel-inducing.
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There are adults that never jumped on the internet bandwagon.
They have no conception of what the internet is like.
They live in an internet age but do not partake in the internet.
They watch television.
Weird.
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My grandmother is 90. She doesn't want to try to learn how to use a computer. She doesn't even want to have a microwave. Some people just want to remain in the old days.
But I guess you were talking about working age adults?
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But even the new normie heavy use of internet is useless
You have access on your house/phone to more human knowledge than has ever been available to any single human, and faster. Yet people use the internet as a shitty version of real life, instead of appreciating its value of endless knowledge
What would Plato have done with internet? Who knows, maybe he would've shitposted in /pol/ instead of writing everything he did
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>>36340238
There are people that don't even watch T.V.
Wasn't too many years ago I remember the distinct echo from radio communications. Smart guys skilled in trades. Maybe a bit too old for the internet. Probably had a t.v. but preferred radio.
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What did you eat today, fellow fatbots?
Just made some flatbread with curd and fried it up, the Euro version of a Mexican wheat tortilla if you will.
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ground vegan meat in mashed potatoes
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I've eaten all the easter candy mommy gave me yesterday, like the disgusting slob I am
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Nothing today because mommy's out shopping and when she comes back I'll get lots of food. I'm gonna ask her to make super fries again (that's french fries with lots of meat and sauces and stuff on it and it's really yummy, and that usually takes up pretty much a whole bag of frozen fries).
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How am I supposed to greet a female?
To this day I'm still not sure .
Should I shake hands ? Hug her ? A kiss on her cheek ? Just by words ?
Why don't they teach those kind of thing ?
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>>36340106
Just with words is always safe
Just be ready for a hug or for a handshake if she comes in for one
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If it's someone you know then you hug or do a light peck on the cheeks.
If you're a male, NEVER shake a female's hand unless they're a dyke or some businesswomen.
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>>36340173
W-why not? For a period I used to greet everyone (male and female) with a handshake ,did I fucked up ?