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What about me is so boring that makes people consistently stop talking to me? Why have I always been an outsider? Honestly people suck so fucking much, I don't even want to live some of the time. I hate this.
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>>38607632
I dunno, I'm in the same boat.

>can make friends easily
>ghost me after a month

Not sure why. I'm not needy, I'm always up to do whatever, I'm pretty friendly. But I guess I'm not someone worth holding onto. I don't bother anymore really. I've had nobody in my life who hasn't let me down.
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>>38607632
I don't get it either.
I've tried being agreeable, I've tried being confrontational. Adventurous, structured, degenerate, responsible. Doesn't matter.
People just have no tolerance for types like us I guess.
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>>38607666
Honestly I just have no idea why people don't like talking to me. I genuinely care about my friends, how their day was, what's going on in their life, etc. For whatever reason though, they just don't give a shit about talking to me, even if we share a lot of interests. Its gotten to a point where even opening up the messages app makes me sick to my stomach.

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STOP PROMOTING THIS NIGGER BULLSHIT, NIGGERS SHOULD STAY WITH THEIR OWN AND STOP INFESTING THE WHITE AND ASIAN GENE POOLS.
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>>38607592
>white and Asian gene pool

what's this supposed to imply?
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Nah I like seeing mad whitebois like you.
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heh I remember that guy

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>she takes the piss out on you
>from sex you eschew

>she hates your guts
>and licks his nuts
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>>38607562
>she reaps his rewards
>her and chad's sex tape she records
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>>38607562
>you buy her food
>Chad sees her nude
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>you want to be wed
>while she's in his bed

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>describe your fetish(s)
>describe what inspired it
>describe the closest you've gotten to fulfilling it, if it's not logical then your most exotic fantasy surrounding it
>add a pic related
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>>38607548
>feet
>Can't say
>A shopkeeper gave me her old boots once, got off to those.
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Two chicks at the same time. yahurr me
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>femdom, raping unconscious men, mmf
>1) I was in a relationship with a guy who was so anxious about sex that I had to do literally everything and take complete control. That lead to fantasies of going even further.
2) no idea.
3) I really want to be in a three-way relationship with two bi men, so it's basically just fantasies about that.
>1) I was in a relationship with a dude who would have loved it if I had dominated him but never said it until we broke up. It would have been challenging to go through with anyway, given that I'm very shy. Shyness and domination don't go together well.
2) The real thing is not likely physically or ethically. I guess I could have violate a partner in his sleep at some point, but he'd probably just have woken up. Pretty sure none of my exes would have agreed to it, either.
3) nothing to say here.

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>tfw my roommate ends up being the stereotypical chad: broad shoulders, square chin, has already dated several girls

Should I just kms before he finds out I'm a pathetic virgin robot?
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>>38607542
My orientation starts tomorrow and I'm freaking out
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>>38607542

It's good to have a Chad roommate he will always be bringing 9/10 Staceys around
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>>38608362
so they can laugh at you together?

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>tfw have speech impediment
>tfw I can't say r's and sometimes l's
>tfw I was always teased for talking like this, and everyone thought I was weird
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My nephew who is 5 has a speech impediment. He will be starting school this fall. I've recently moved out of state so I can't be there for him when he inevitably gets teased for it. His dad is out of the picture, so all he has is my sister who is very busy. It makes me want to cry. Hes so innocent and bright and has the potential to be anything, but this one thing might shatter his confidence and alienate him. This might be the beginning of the end.

OP I want you to know i would never make fun of you or treat you any different because of how you speak.

t. cyborg
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>>38607533

>Tfw used to be able to speak just fine

>Bilingual and starting to get conversational in a couple others

>Even did speech/debate in HS

>Suddenly speaking has become more difficult

>Can't put words together or pronounce R, S, T, or L properly anymore

Wtf is going on anons does anybody know this feel?
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>tfw in the same boat
>bullied because of it
>go to church with mom once while i was having a existential crisis
>mother of friend i used to know says to my mother
>"you know, (other mom) has a special needs child too, you should go talk to her"
>stop going socializing in real life
>go online to get friends
>end up in voice chat having people call me young thug and telling me that i can't even talk

It's made me more humble, I guess.

>going to huge anime con in a little over a week
>want to fuck cosplay sluts
>decide to nofap until then
>it's the second day and I'm dying
I don't know if I can do this. I need to fuck cosplay sluts. Can I do it? Can I deprive myself and get the courage and ability to pick up cosplay sluts? Lend me your strength, fellow robots. I've never been to a big con before and I'm a khv skeleton.
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>>38607376
You can make it, dude
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>>38607376
yupp you can do it

just make sure to bring lots o' money my dude

or prepare to look embarassed
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I have various racetams but no phenibut, what should I take? I need every edge I can get to succeed. I'd take phenibut, but I plan on getting drunk in the afternoon or night when I'm done at the cons and mixing those is dangerous. What are some good ways to start conversations?

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>ate my pimple puss again
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>>38607331
What does it taste like? Is it nice?
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>>38607390
It honestly tastes great. Especially if you get the little hard thing mixed in with it
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>>38607427
That's still not an actual taste.

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>h-hey, um, a-anon. Uh, do y-you wanna, like, y-you know, go a-a-and see Valarian w-wh-when it c-c-comes o-out?
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>>38607314
Not if you're going to keep stuttering like a retard, fuck outta here with that gay shit
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>>38607314
Do you have like a speech impediment or something
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>>38607314
What the fuck is "Valerian", some kind of alien movie, if so, probably.

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Okay, so I wanna talk to that guy on here who is LITERALLY cucked by his waifu, who is Saber from the Fate:REEEEEEEE series

You literally hate yourself so much, you won't allow yourself a fictional character as waifu.

What the fuck is your problem?
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Can I get some context please? Sounds interesting.
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>What the fuck is your problem?
He asked, creating a thread to publicly call out a stranger he met on the internet, because he disagrees with their sexual orientation.
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>people unironically took a meme from 2014 and made it a part of their life
You can't make this shit up.

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According to this test, how much of a sperg are you guys?

https://psychcentral.com/cgi-bin/autismquiz.cgi

>so close
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36 is it all over for me g-guys...
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I got a 21 on this dandy autism quiz
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>MFW I got a 40

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How did you lose a good friend /r9k/?

>Be me.
>Get new laptop back in 2007 or 8.
>Sell old laptop to friend.
>He has no idea how to reformat, offer to reformat and set up for him. He wants to just play spore. It barely plays spore.
>He's in attic at friends house, i'm on second floor.
>Yell "WHAT DO YOU WANT YOUR PASSWORD TO BE".
>He yells "BIG DICK".
>okey.jpg.
>Calls me next day wondering what his password was.
>Tell him big dick.
>He laughs. I laugh.
>Calls me again asking for password again.
>Big dick, you yelled it, all caps.
>Friend Lawrence knows Adam knows nothing about computers.
>Messages Adam on facebook "COOL THINGS YOU'RE WRITING BRO, COOL PASSWORD BIG DICK, COOL CHATLOGS".
>Adam absolutely fucking loses it.
>Accuses Lawrence of keylogging, lawrence says must of been me, I set it up.
>Constant calling, rift in our friends forms, group of 10 of us is INSTANTLY fractured.
>There's no keylogger.
>HOW DID LAWRENCE KNOW PASSWORD WAS BIG DICK.
>This goes on for months, eventually Adam and friends remove each other from facebook but still keep tabs through friends of friends.
>I'm a big dick apparently.
>Fuck it, he's retarded, let's just fuck with him.
>Start posting maggie on his wall.
>No idea what this means(Name of my dog).
>Get's angry wants to know what it means, we always just respond maggie.
>Things get worse, fights happen, "Big brothers or other people we know can fight must now beat up the keyloggers".
>Eventually Adam start yelling it doesn't bother him.
>Make video YTP of him.
>Don't hear from him for 2 years.
>His friends say we're dicks, find out one of them her cat died under a boat.
>New way to get under adams skin.
>Continue to mock dead cat for year.
>Make video in honour of her killing her cat under a boat to crush the cat into diamonds.

So how did you singlehandedly break up a group of friends?
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Videos I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ay0H6WVZaE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1exDDq3MErw
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>2014
>massive weebfriends and myself casually enjoying last year of highschool
>filthyfrank makes his weeaboo video
>think it's the funniest shit i'd seen in forever
>show it to friends
>the look of disgust on their faces grew as we slowly realised how disappointing we are
>slowly begin to use weeb as an insult to eachother
>begin to hate anime and ourselves
>everybody renounces being a weeb
>any remote interest in anything asian would trigger the weeb insult
>by the end of school, we effectively hated the loving shit out of anything anime-related

2017 now, back into being weeb trash and I still look back at how a fucking youtube video was the catalyst that would break our friendship.
so fucking fragile
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>>38608116
You can never end the weeb life.

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Anyone have info where the recent alt-left invasions are from? Is it one guy or a group?
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>>38607102
They're from a discord server. It's always a discord server. Mods here need to crack down on discord like they did t!nychat.
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>>38607102
I heard it's from some group called /leftypol/.
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>>38607102

Professional shilling. Consequence of /pol/ meming trump to presidente.

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This is it robots, I think I'm finally gonna do something right.
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suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem, stupid
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>>38607084
livestream it you coward
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>>38607271
seriously, this. i'd do it if i had a gun

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>http://www.strawpoll.me/13526497
I've seen a couple of these now and everyone always claims it's just prison gays/khvs who are desperate and that the aids meme doesn't apply since it's all khv's, so lets see. Also discuss and post gay shit here, report spammers and mods usually delete them and leave the thread. Stay comfy faggots.
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Vote in this one too

https://strawpoll.com/ks5kageb
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Kys yourselves, faggots.
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I have aids and am proud

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