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Why live. I would marry this cunny

shes so fucking hot, not into loli shit tho, but still, would FUCC

>>34588194
She can hardly be considered a loli still.

>>34588143
I usually only use one to wade around in my asshole to get shit to sniff/lick

how many you got?

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>tfw can't reach my prostate because fat ass and little fingers

Nice dubs

I wish snowy was my doggo

>>34588410

I miss my doggo :(

>>34588088
>getting rich is easy
No. It actually isn't it.

>Being happy is the hardest part
It's the easiest part. Being happy is a choice. Happiness is all around us but given our programming and brainwashing we've fallen for the meme that we need X to be happy. And we force ourselves to accept this futile state so when we don't get X we fall into a state of sadness and despair.

No anon, it's not gay.
If you don't pluck them at least in the space where they come together you will look way fucking uglier, and women will think the same. Thick eyebrows however a lot of women like as long as you're at least somewhat masculine looking so don't bother plucking past just where your brows connect desu.

>>34588059
Desu you should definitely pluck, my friend who had them grow togethe got short-circuited and died.

I pluck my monobrow and shave my arms

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>you wish you looked like her
>you will never be a literal 9.76/10 BOMBSHELL BABE

>>34588055
Spray some water up there you minge. Clean yourself.

>>34588055
nice roleplay my bro

>>34587971
>lifting won't change you. getting /fit/ is not gonna make it easier to get a gf.
Everyone who is not completely retarded knows that. That's why I finally accepted the fact that there is no hope for me and I am not changing anything in my life.

Had a bad falling out with the only girl that really showed interest in me, so many memories made over this past year. We had a thing for awhile and could have lost my virginity to her but I pushed her away, made myself really distant for some reason. Two weeks ago she was all over me and now we don't even talk. She cursed me out the other night and I didn't even respond to any of the texts, its been nearly two weeks now since I've spoken to her. Just want to talk to her but am in no position to do so. Now im certain she's now moved on to my friend

Eventually you'll get to the stage where you probably could get the girl, but you'll realise you could never be happy in this shithole of a society even if you had her.

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>stop drinking beers and switch to liquor to lose weight
>drinking less liquid but still gaining weight

Dude you are a moron. A big fat moron.

>>34587941

>being fat in the first place
you deserve what you get

>>34587927
You're going to get stupid answers here. Read some books on philosophy of mind, neuroscience, etc. I'll even recommend some starting points. Oh, and spoiler, no answers we come up with are satisfying.

>>34587927
ive always thought if my little spermlet thing that used to be me lost the race somehow, how would i have turned out

was i the best possible candidate in the race?would any other version of me been inferior?

>>34587927
It's more complicated than we could ever hope to comprehend in this lifetime, anon. Maybe in a few centuries when technology advances and our ways of thinking change, we will gain some knowledge on how the human brain works, given we all don't die in WWIII.

Me too, anon. Humans are the absolute worst types of parasites on this earth. Humans are a plague that pollute the planet. I no longer desire friendship. The thought of human extinction gives me hope, and makes me feel happy. I feel happy and satisfied when people die. I hope everyone dies soon. Mass execution of humanity when?

>>34587913
>>34587942
>tfw something horrible comes up on the news like a shooting or murder, or there's a death in the family
>mother is all "how awful", and "what is wrong with these people"
>have to lie and agree when I actually am happy that there's slightly less people live now

>>34587913
>silently waiting for trump to "Just wing it" in the face of mutually assured destruction
Scorch this rock, NOW

Some nigger rap nonsense or shitty pop.

The Croc 2 soundtrack

Adele
srongk woman

How do you think he was going to MAGA? By turning it into a rotting wasteland that must be built from the ground up. That's the only way at this point.

>He doesnt know how to handle Iran
>He will attack them and trigger ww3 with Russia and China against the us

>>34587872
Russia will be on US's side. China will get mopped. OP will get deported. MAGA

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I wish I could back to just fapping to some doujin for 15 minutes and be done with it.
It's like an addiction, I can't stop and I'm never satisfied.
It just feels too good

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>tfw no cute submissive bf

originel, of course

It's not working on me.

I really just want to have a family.

It's economics man

If you want to buy an apple but the only apples for sale are rotten, to buy them anyway would be a vote in favor of rotten apples

So you're either disgusted with the situation and you voice your opinion by boycotting sluts, or you admit that your balls are in a vice and you NEED pussy no matter how much it costs and how low quality it is

>>34587779
>literaly every girl

Except it's not even the majority. Where do you live dickhead? Fucking Oberlin or San Francisco?

>>34587779
That's disgusting, what has the world become

I'm all that and I'm a gook. Could be much worse, senpai.

is it possible to develop wide hips from sitting around too much?
I swear I used to be normal, but after 10 years being a NEET my hips got wider and I've got a big ass

I'm all of that + balding + brainlet. What now?

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bought these the other day

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My 6th pair of these, other shoes just don't feel comfy anymore.

>>34587717
Very nice
>>34587699
Autism detected