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>It's another "anon dreams about getting hit by a car and hospitalized, then spending the next couple weeks quietly wasting away before telling the guy who hit him it's better this way, that he didn't hit someone with ambitions and dreams and stuff like that"
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>>35262520

>its another "anon dreams of slowly losing his eyesight to the point where he can't see funny memes anymore and is at the point of killing himself until he realizes he was blind before he lost his eyesight and that losing his vision made him truly see the beauty of living"
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>>35262520
>It's another "Anon dreams of loosing the ability to speak so that others have no reason to talk to him but after a while goes insane upon stumbling across a clip of his voice, finally appreciating why he could speak"
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fucking hell you two

Young savage why u trappin so hard
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youre a severe normie who listens to mainsteam top 100 rap songs

go fucking kill yourself hypebeast /b/cuck
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>>35262479
Yea nigga fuck all that ask ur bitch how my dick taste
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>>35262446
>GUCCI MAYNE

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>Tfw no xiao mei mei to pull boats for
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who needs women when you can have a bowl full of rice
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>>35262114
mei mei already means little sister you dumbo. putting a xiao in front of it is just redundant

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Anyone else disturbed by the amount of camgirls doing anal? What is it with the obsession with the anus among people?
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>>35262072
Being this concerned about Cam whores in the first place

>Oh money talks
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they are crypto faggots

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Why the fuck normies like him have to kill our memes?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtrpnELO1BQ

is this the same guy or are they both just canadian
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>>35262035
Wonder how people from the Kitty Krew ended up

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fuck man im sad
>girl in my class
>solid 7 or 8
>she never brings a calculator to class
>we share one when she asks and we talk for a bit after that
>i made her laugh a few times, she seemed really nice, maybe into me
>didn't say anything to me today in class
>look over
>she bought a calculator
>hopes and dreams destroyed

fuck man i thought i had a chance
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>>35261997
purposely forget your calculator and ask to borrow hers
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Steal her calculator, make it look like a black man did it (spill grape soda on her desk) and the next day drop hints how you hate black people

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spam dis hoe. make her life shit. fucking rip her a new one. she is a jew. she is a bitch. and is isis. turn her from isis to waswas.
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>>35261950
If you want our help, what's the story?
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You talk like a nigger so it's a no.
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Bitch will just make a new email, bombing her facechan would be more effective. Of course I started writing the spamming script the moment I saw your post, but as >>35261960 said, tell us the story, it isn't funny this way.

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>tfw when counting out your change to give to the cashierist and she holds her hand out in quivering anticipation
>that gasp when your fingers lightly touch her palm
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>giving coins to girl cashier
>fingertips gently brush her palm
>violently ejaculate
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get help you delusional loony

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"Behind every great man there is a woman."
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>>35261838
That saying is neither true not untrue, its just a saying. Why start fights on the internet?
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Translation: "A large amount of men, who have attained notable achievements were influenced by women(particularly their wife)." This isn't necessarily true, but it has happened again and again throughout history.
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>>35261838
>Never met a wise man, if so it's a woman"
Prove me wrong; protip: you can't

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>tfw no white bf to use this dick on

Where are all the cute bottom twinks when you need them.
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>>35261814
>shitskin

Ewww. Like you'll ever get a white bf anyways. Stick to your own impure kind.
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>>35261814
i dont like blacks sorry
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>>35261814
>tfw no black daddy to give me his bbc

What do you think about this shit? Is this a cult?
Is it normal for people to go there?
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It's a "hip", "trendy" religious group for teenagers. Sometimes they set up inflatable rides on the front lawns of middle schools to sucker you into their religious service.

Unless you're Joyce from Dumbing of Age, don't go.
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>>35261668
damn this girl whose instagram I stalked through (met her once or twice here in college) posted this

that's funny because she seems so pure (although she has a parent approved boyfriend from home) maybe this is why
maybe I should go to Young Life

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Why in the hell are black women so insecure that they have to wear wigs and then wake up like uncle fester?
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>>35261545
Because they have shitty hair.
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Black hair is the most frizzy, unmanageable, and hard to grow hair in existence. Many black women wear weaves & wigs because they don't have the patience and dedication required to grow their hair long naturally.

Thank god I'm not a nigger.
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Natural hair on black women is amazing when done right. Also I can't stand the look of weave.

Problem is it's a bitch to manage so I don't blame them for choosing the easier route.

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if you guys want to donate to my patreon for all the posting i do here, that would be great.
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>>35261525
How about no? No seems like a better deal for me.
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>>35261525
Ok sure post it
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>>35261525
i'll donate some

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Femanons
>how old are you
>what's the age range you look for in a guy
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>18
>18-21
why bother with women anyway though OP
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>>35261497
>28
I gave up looking for a man in exchange for wizard powers.
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>27

>18 or below

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>feel bitter and self conscious about being a virgin
>don't want to involve myself with women

fug
It makes me so angry that sex is such a normal thing for most people, just another part of their healthy, happy lives, yet for me it seems almost surreal.
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>someone asks me what I do for fun
>mind goes blank

All my free time is spent being alone. I just can't connect with people who have active social lives.
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>Go to booring party
>show interest in not good looking friend of girl
>better looking friend tries to be involved
>ignore again
>if lucky she will want you

Happened to me in wrong order, ended up fucking not good lucking girl

Regrets
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>>35261558
So? If you find something to enjoy all the power to you

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