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I'm going to decrease the quality of r9k everyday by posting a crappy thread
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>>34097181
There's no need. Just check the catalog.
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>>34097181
>haha I'm pissing in your lake of piss
Go ahead
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you wouldn't be remotely cool or special for doing so, as literally everybody does
>witness oat posting at its prime on /r9k/
>watched slowly as it spread to shitty meme pages on Instagram
>normies now laughing about "random piggz xDDDDD"
Can a meme just exist and die without becoming so overused you never want to see it again
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>>34097166
I really fucking hate normies, we can't even have fun on our autistic oat consuming forum without them trying to interfere and ruin everything.
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>>34097166
THEY TOOK OUR MEMES
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did oats really spread to facebook and instagram? wtf I haven't seen it anywhere aside from here because I don't use those platforms
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Look at the front page. Isn't it trash?
Normies are ruining the board.
We are proposing to Hiro a NEW board called /hiki/ with the following rules:
>1) Posters cannot imply or reference themselves as women or non-virgins.
>2) Do not make porn threads or post porn. NSFW is allowed with spoilers.
>3) Camwhoring (tinychat/omegle),hookup, "rate me" threads, and posts and threads regarding PERSONAL ROMANTIC relationships should go on /soc/.
>4) LGBT thread topics should go on /lgbt/
>5) Person worshiping threads (Eliza/Ashley/Rose/etc.) are not allowed.
Simple rules. Easy to enforce rules. Non-restricting rules.
Come join the /qa/ discussion and write an appeal to Hiro as to why you would want a board like this and show your support!
>>>/qa/948744
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Just looking at the front page I see so much shit content that is no different than /soc/ or /b/.
I want a /hiki/ board. We exist as a community, why can't we have a board?
Bring on the hate, fucking normies
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Can you stop triggering my eliza crawler with your shit thread
thank you
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>>34097208
how about instead you stop being a huge faggot and pandering to a girl who will never fuck you?
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Do you guys think he still lurks here?
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>>34097096
probably not
oregano you fucking robot
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>>34097096
>Do you guys think he still lurks here?
who
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>>34097386
Wow you're new here, came here after 2014?
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>haven't had an orgasm in 3 weeks
>started trying new things in an attempt to have one
>grinding
>no hands
>public wanks
>those didn't work
>look for new fetishes
>ntr
>scat
>furfag stuff
>those just made me feel dirty and still no orgasm
>try revisiting older fetishes of mine
>hands
>loli
>gentle femdom
>STILL NOTHING
>try new techniques to fap with
>fapped while standing backwards on a chair
>fucked a plastic bag
>try shoving my dick in an eyeglass holder but it just gave me friction burns
>mad at my dick now
>try light genital mutilation
>cutting
>pinching off circulation
>hitting myself right in the balls even
>learned I am not a masochist
>dick now hurts to fap with
>still no orgasms
>I tried no fapping for the past week
>shot the biggest load of my life yesterday and still no orgasm
Does anyone have any idea what I should do or should I just give up? I don't think I'll ever orgasm ever again.
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>>34097092
what the fuck did you do to yourself before all of this?
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Buy an onahole.
If that works, congrats you now have to pay regularly around 50 if not more bucks for a bunch of faps.
If that doesn't, enjoy death grip.
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>>34097154
Lots of things
>>34097209
I'm thinking of making one but I don't have a microwave
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Women so cute you want to kill yourself.
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>>34097083
I don't know what to do about my obsession with her.
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Why does God allow overwhelming cuteness?
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>>34097083
itds jusy boyt fair
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>make okcupid account
>see girl i know that is friends with my best friend
>message her
>"do i know you?"
"never formerly met but he talks about you all the time and you used the same facebook photo on here so i decided to say hi."
>"oh haha"
>"ok bye"
REEEEEEEE
>tell this to my (girl) friend
>"just put yourself out there i have like 5 fwb now :^)"
>tell her that girls have it easier since literally eveey guy under the sun wants to fuck them
>"just be yourself man your not ugly your not stupid and your funny too"
REEEEEEEEEEEE RREEEEEE EAHAHSJDJJSJSJSHSHSHAAH
ITS NOT FAIR BROS
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>>34097080
Women don't understand anything about our perspective anon, especially when they've been given shit for free throughout their entire lives.
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You know how you can tell when youre boring a guy? Just by the way they act and they reply?
You know how you just can tell when someone is lying, or at least not being completely honest?
The "just be yourself" is a fairly good advice. People can sense when youre trying to be someone else.
Also, if you actually manage to pretend youre a chad for long enough and fool a stacy into marriage, now youre stuck living a life that you fucking hate, married with a girl with a shitty personality, and being forced to coexist with dozens of serial normies on a daily basis.
"jus bee u :DD" is thrown around too often, and usually means "i dont fucking know, dude. she wasnt into you, what else do you want me to say? fuck off mate, youll find one eventually". But its a good advice, for what its worth.
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>>34097080
best friend has 5 fuck buddies, haha dude your not one
why do you hang out with tese bitches and beta orbit?
Go to the gym and get some bros to wing man
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Manlet Support Group Thread 2017-01-12 10:24:34 Post No.34097046
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Manlet Support Group Thread
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This thread is for manlets to share their misery.
Daily reminder that if you are 6ft+ and a virgin/NEET you are failing life on the easiest difficulty setting.
Daily reminder that if you are 6ft+ you don't belong on /r9k/. You could fix all of your problems but you're just too lazy and entitled. You weren't predestined for failure, you just choose to fail.
>tfw 5'9''
>tfw never get to live a normal adult male life
>tfw children tower over me
>tfw 24 and mistaken for a child
>tfw women don't recognize you as a valid person
>tfw carded for beer and lighters and R-rated movies
>tfw overlooked by the boss and cooworkers
>tfw assumed to be weak and incompetent just because of my height
>tfw people go out of their way to make fun of you and ruin your self esteem time and time again
>tfw realize more and more each day that suicide is the only way out for short men
inb4 my friend is 5'7'' and has a qt gf
inb4 I'm 6'6'' but wahh poor me I have a zit and girls don't walk right up to me and worship my body
inb4 dude it's all in your head just chill out man lmao life isnt' all about blah blah blah
inb4 I'm a short girl and...
inb4 just be yourself
Fuck you, tall people. It's not enough that you have everything your way; you have to make unlucky people feel bad about their unluckiness, too. None of you are robots.
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You're at a good reasonable height. Stop being such a bitch.
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>>34097174
Shut up, asshole. How tall are you?
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is this the bike thread?
sup brahs
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>find group of friends with similar interests/personalities
>at first enjoy being around them, just happy to have friends
>slowly realize how autistic they are
>despise them and myself for being like them
Anyone else know this feel?
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>>34097010
>tfw too autistic for chad's
>tfw too normie for spergs
>tfw both groups see me as a black sheep
have only met a handful of other people like me. life is suffering
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>>34097010
Yes. Then I went social climbing, ended up with cool friends and was still unhappy.
Your friends aren't the problem, you are.
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>>34097010
Kind of.
When we're comfortable around one another, that's when I usually learn they have some kind of crippling autism like me.
A co-worker of mine came off as very normal until he confided in me he can't stop drinking to save his life and he routinely gets pass-out drink in public places.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSq2sI5SMws&t=81s
>tfw this is exactly what I was like as a kid
Just fucking kill me now. Imagining that shit from a third person perspective is a whole new existential crisis.
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I think it's funny.
Fuck normals. Anyone who has kids
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rayndrop droptop
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>>34096995
That kid has fucking balls, my mother use to beat the shit out of me, i used to fantasize about hiting her back, i never did becaus of me being a beta coward
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>tfw when waiting for your homophobic grandma to die before "coming out" so you don't get written out of their will
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Why not just work on getting over your fetish so you don't have to dishonor your grandma?
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>>34097016
This guy gets it
original senpai
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>>34097016
>Why not just work on getting over your fetish so you don't have to dishonor your grandma?
t. Abdul Islamobomb
Welp, I'm going to be a NEET for at least 6 months. What should I do now?
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Just 6 months? Play vidya, take naps, go for walks, chill and do things you wanna do.
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>>34096894
Stop while you still can keep your connections to the life outside.
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>>34096894
Thisis your first step: embrace your NEET status.
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What does /r9k/ think of wizardchan? Is it a good alternative to here?
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You're not allowed to talk about other chans
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>>34096792
If you're not between 25 and 30 yo don't divulge your age.
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just leave these guys alone. this board's population will do more harm than good to their site by a long shot.
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Robot protip: Pic related is where to find shy, socially awkward virgin girls.
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European here. What exactly is a community college? It's like a college for people who don't like to study too much or who are poor?
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this is actually true but only works during the first trimester (or semester if you're lucky), by then one of the kings of the brainlets in the college will have already taken her
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>>34096824
Pretty much. Admissions are not competitive and they are cheaper than universities. Generally though, you cannot get a full 4 year degree there but you can do 2 years and then transfer to a real university to do the other two years if your grades are good enough. Most community college students just drop out or fuck around spending their parents' money for several years under the guise of "being in college."
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Sometimes, we come across an image that is simply interesting. They grab your attention for a few seconds longer and maybe even deserve a save.
>ITT we post images that are interesting to look at
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>>34096761
If he changed his hair style he probably wouldn't look so autistic.
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Select all squares with street signs.aaa
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>>34096761
I could populate this entire thread with shots from Things that are not aesthetic