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it doesnt feel good robots. what i do?
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Don't do what I did and go back to her. She didn't fuck anyone, just kissed two guys while drunk. Shit killed me though. Just don't go back no matter how much your mind tells you to. The relationship is already broken.
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>phoneposter
>normalfag
>expects us to help
You're on your own, kid.
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Trust is gone, so it's time to go
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That kid thread
>That kid who would always say how much he wanted to die but in a high pitched humorous voice so it sounded like a joke
>That kid who always wore his winter coat for the sole purpose of making people think he was carrying a gun
>That kid who got beat up in the locker room after him and his friend crab walked up to one of the school "gangsters" while yelling unintelligibly
>That kid who kept inadvertently making friends with people he hated and using them against each other
>That kid who ended up with several feuds lasting all of high school because of the retarded shit he pulled
>That kid who acted completely normal around teachers but immediately talked about anal sex and school shootings when they were out of earshot
>That kid masturbated into the urinals weekly and no one ever found out it was him
They were all me
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>>36733377
Is your name Trevor
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bump
wrgioeierwep
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>>36733377
>why kids kill
why do grown ups kill? literally the same reason
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what is your favorite snack?
(as in no cooking required but eatable thing)
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Yogurt
Cookies
Granola bars
I sound boring...
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>>36733563
You sound qt, let me fuck you
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TAKIS
Or any other spicy chip really
Ordering Wendy's, /r9k/. What should I get?
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4 for 4 with a double stack and cherry coke my dude
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Wendy's milkshakes
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>>36733300
Get some chili
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>be me
>college dropout
>been doing nothing for months except leeching on parent's resources.
>mom occasionally gives me money every now and then while i do nothing in return
>feel bad for myself
>patheticexistence.jpeg
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>>36733263
Any plans to get out? I became NEET myself recently, back to mommy's I go.
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>>36733283
well, i plan on going back to college. dropped out of uni cuz autism. i blame it all on my autism im not even kidding. if im not so socially retarded i couldve made it
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>>36733322
Do you at least do stuff around the house? I do chores so I don't feel bad.
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How do you honestly feel about women?
Do you just hate them because they won't accept you or like you? Do you hate that you'll never be with a 10/10?
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I don't like the emotions that come up in me when I am talking with an attractive woman, so I avoid them. I'd rather talk with dudes or ugly/older women. My porn tastes are so tame its comical, can't understand the obsession with traps/sick shit/anime etc.
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I don't even think about them anymore unless I'm trying to masturbate
I don't even enjoy it, but it's a biological necessity.
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>>36733253
i just want an average korean gf desu senpai
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Say one word at a time to make a story
>I'll start
Once
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Anal
Originally
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>Okay, this should be post #2
Upon
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>>36733235
reeeeee you stole my spot
>be fembot
>18
>have literal autism
>dropped out in 9th grade
>no friends irl
>1 online friend
>too anxious to leave my house
can one of you robots please be my friend? :3
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low quality bait. try harder next time.
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Inb4 400 posts and swarms of beta orbiters
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Yes me thanks im your bf now
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Is this to be considered the ideal female body?
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Quite. Her softness is excellent for cuddling and tummy kisses while also having plenty of cushion for the pushing in the back.
Approved.
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Needs to be like 30 pounds lighter.
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2D people don't have bodies.
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Have you ever had them? A paranormal phenomenon or a glitched brain? Any tips on how to avoid them?
On my personal experience:
I've had sleep paralysis since I was 14, I'm now 18. For me it's like my soul has been detached from my body which rests inert while experiencing hallucinations. Whether or not this hallucinations are brain made or not I can't tell, but it really feels like being attacked by malevolent entities that suck your vital energy. I even had one where I felt raped. Once you finally manage to 'wake up' from that paralysis state you can feel headaches, muscular tiredness, dizziness and a 'foggy' brain. Some of this paralysis have been very hard for me: sleep schedule completely fucked, really hard images to see, feeling abducted, fear, paranoia, etcetera.
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I'm sorry to hear that Anon. It happens to me as well but it's not like that for me. What position do you fall asleep in? Do you eat before bed? There's surely a way around this.
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>>36733685
Position: always on my side
Eating: no, sometimes I drink water but that's all
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>>36733121
If you know what lucid dreaming is, you can transition from sleep paralysis into a lucid dream with ease.
do some research on it, one you get the right mindset its not so bad and can actually be pretty useful.
If you want to escape SP either try and wiggle around starting from your toes and moving up to your head, or just try to jolt everything as hard as you can. everyone is different so my advice is only from personal experience
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This is the future of our world. My theory is that 75% of the world will be mixed race by year 2100. What are your thoughts?
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Do people just automatically assume that it'll be mixed race as in, mostly nigger features? Well that's wrong.
I can live with part-hispanic and part-asians roaming the planet, which is what might happen. I think the whole mixed-race future thing is a meme anyway.
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>>36733098
That is physically impossible with the amount of people on the planet, demographics, and timespan. Unless you wanna count everyone on the planet who are already technically mixed race.
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>>36733098
Your very wrong. White people are going to push back. really fucking hard.
There is no way you could make the rest of the world mixed raced. The only places in the world that are multicultural are white nations. Even in these nations women still prefer to be with their own kind.
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Why aren't you playing video games right now?
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>>36732943
fuckers nerfed silvanas and i stopped playing
fuck that game they ruined the only champ I liked.
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>>36732978
There's tons of ranged assassins.
Did you get your free 20 heroes yet?
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>>36732998
i don't care about other heroes i just liked silvanas
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Its that time again gents. Lets get you KHVs laid.
Apologies I haven't been around recently to guide you souls away from Wizardry. Anyway, ITT we:
>Share stories
>Post tips
>Newbies ask how to set up an appointment
>Eurobros brag how they get everything for cheaper
Short guide on what to do:
1) Trim balls/pubes, brush teeth, use mouthwash, take shower. Doesn't matter if you're uggo. If she can close her eyes & get on with it without having to smell/taste the gross, then you're good.
2) Yes, they will fuck, kiss, cuddle, let you play with feet/tits, etc. If you're cool with condoms, you'll find all of them are DTF except for stuck up massage-only girls.
3) Google your area and find your local review board (e.g. [area] escort review). Lurk and learn.
4) Go nofap for awhile, you may have performance anxiety or porn-induced ED.
5) Girls generally book (and pay for) their own hotels, so you don't necessarily need to clean your home or cover the hotel bill.
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>>36732935
isn't this shit illegal in america?
should i report this thread?
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>>36733181
Escorting is in a grey area, since you don't really "pay" them for sex, you just "donate" money to make them hang out with you.
But exchanging money for sex in general is illegal in the US.
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>>36733181
Stop being such a boy scout.
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>one chance at life
>fat
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>>36732888
Go outside, don't eat over 2000 calories
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>one chance at life
>ruin it entirely with my own actions instead a major predetermined negative trait
ok
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today i am eating a salad instead of buying a full pizza for myself
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Do not stand at my grave and weep
I am not there. l do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there. I did not die.
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>>36732877
Geez thats pretty gay anon. Do you want your parents to cringe one last time after finding your piss soaked body hanging from the rope?
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do you happen to be singing this in a chorus or just know it?
It's very beautiful to hear
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>>36732877
Dust dude