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Whats the worst month of the year and why is it February?
>beginning of tax season
>valentines day
>black history month
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>>34656873
it's easy really you just have to remember
this one simple trick and your life will never be shitty again
JUST
BE
YOUR
SELF
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February is best month because it's my birthday month.

When I'm supreme chancellor and you all fucking worship me, blasphemers like you will be hung from street lamps.
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>>34656873
At least it's the shortest month of the year.

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>Waaah! Nihilism is bad!
Nihilism cured my social anxiety.
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>>34656782
Nihilism let me stop thinking about philosophy.
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>edgy teens continually misunderstanding Nietzsche

He wasn't saying that nothing matters, he was saying that EVERYTHING matters.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_f53ZEJxp8TtlOkHwMV9Q
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>>34656810
In what ways? All life is philosophy.

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What are some good songs? I'm so sick of my playlist
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>>34656692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sj_U6vObUA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfRgd9REzAs
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>>34656692
Any Alice in Chains song before and including the album tripod

Mad Season album Above good shit there

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Looking at ad for a store clerk job

>requires a degree
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just apply anyway
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>>34656632
>garbage disposal
>requires a master's degree

Literally, what the fuck????
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>>34656679
That's a new one for me.

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>His friend saw unrealized potential in him. But Mr. Nartker, who was divorced from a woman he had married in his early 20s, was drinking too much, and his diet consisted of the fast food he ate while falling asleep to Netflix. He trudged through his job as a content creator for an eyewear company, doing semi-adequate work.
>He soon joined a gym and started exercising up to four times a week. He decided he wouldn't keep any alcohol in the house and would cut back his drinking to an occasional beer or wine at social events. He stocked his kitchen with fruits and vegetables, and avoided anything with added sugar. Soon the idea of fast food repulsed him.
>Mr. Nartker - the man who had a moment of reflection on the riverside - feels the same way. He says he is six months into a new relationship, one he believes would never have been available to him had he not decided to fix his life.

Well anon if these guys are able to turn their lives around why can't you ?

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/01/fashion/mens-style/self-improvement-how-to-fix-your-life.html?_r=0
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this idea that you start out feeble then have to build up something in order to "earn" a relationship is really cruel.
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I'm not a wealthy normalfag with a good job and wealthy normalfriends to support me. I can't afford to rent my own place and so have no control over my own life; I can't buy my own groceries, I can't pay for a gym membership, I can't control the unhealthy influences (my parents) in my life whatsoever.

I can't hope to begin to make a recovery without an income and I certainly can't obtain an income while I'm still in this situation so it's a bit of a catch-22. I'm hoping to put all my chances on taking a big loan and returning to college as an older student but if that doesn't work out I'll probably have a Bad End.
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>>34656543
>>He soon joined a gym and started exercising up to four times a week. He decided he wouldn't keep any alcohol in the house and would cut back his drinking to an occasional beer or wine at social events.
I'd rather kill myself than doing any ofmthat shit.

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is anne coulter right? does the inability of young men to date attractive women justify rape?
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>>34656519
>Ann Coulter
>right
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I mean shes not wrong but its still a rediculous statement
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>>34656519
actually mexico's economy is doing fine,
the problem is central Americans coming over

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ITT: we discuss elliot rodger's manifesto (My Twisted World)

I've just finished reading it. Wewlad what a good way to spend a Sunday. It's insane to see the slow spiral into madness, this document is like the digital fossil of a """supreme""" mind. What shocked me the most is that he was quite a normie for most of younger life. What made him fall off? I have a theory. My theory is that he was too quick to understand life. Unlike the normie who fully internalises each and every meme, Elliot, from a very young age, understands that everything is a facade.

On the other hand, Elliot does confirm the manlet theory. As a 5 foot 1 fella myself, and can tell you that my penis will never be used.

Another interesting feature is the neglect his parents gave him. It's almost as if they didn't want him. His father chose his wife over his kid and let him get kicked out and even moved to morocco against his will (topkek). His mother seems to want to ship him off too. When he does go to his parents with his problems they seem to brush him off to a therapist. I know my parents had a huge role in moulding me into the robot I am today. It's interesting to see it happen to Rodger.

What are your thoughts on the manifesto?
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i wish you fucking autists would stop talking about this idiot.

he didnt even get close to the high score.

and most importantly his large grudge is because he kept shooting for the 10/10 blonde when he was a dirty mixed shitskin.
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>>34656556
I relate a lot to his experiences, although I would never kill a human. The similarities are actually pretty striking.

I too like pokemon. Pic related.
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>>34656511
can you post an original link?

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breeeeach on sektor nuudol! prease reinforce me! i repeat: BRING ME DA MUDDAFUKIN BACKUP! Chang Thunder Wang get closooor!
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>>34656498
It is the decision of the Central Autonomous People's Directorship of the Socialist State of the Robot Republic Central Planning and Guidance Committee for Revolutionary Procedures that backup will be postponed indefinitely.
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>tfw you will never huddle up with your mongol brethren in a hook hole waiting for whitu piggus to walk by so you can take them alive and castrate them and throw them in a small chamber filled with water almost to the brim and leave them there for 3 years while they sustain themselves on your food scraps, rats, and mice, shitting and pissing in the water they now live in, unable to feel truly angry at you because they have no testosterone anymore, and even though they've killed, they've been to war, they've seen unspeakable horrors, they will never be able to feel like a man again because you, some gook rice farmer with out dated weapons and a sharpened butter knife, chopped their balls off and dominated them for 3 years of their life
All I can say is that we missed out lads.
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>>34656618
>unable to feel truly angry at you because they have no testosterone anymore
Doesn't low testosterone increase irritability?

>yfw you realized cumming in a girls vagina is literally the only purpose of your life
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No. Death is the only purpose of life. And I only have to die once.
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They weren't lying about the golden ratio it would seem.
Absolutely stunning.
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Shit application of the ratio original.

>normies take pictures of themselves naked or during sex and send them to their partner
>they think it will all be deleted when they are not together anymore
>get pissed and take legal action when it's online
>never expected this to happen and never thought it was a bad idea to share your nudes in the first place
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>>34656426
The feeling of getting nudes or hawt pics is amazing though.
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Kek do you keep them or delete them after break up?
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>>34656441

How do you receive nude pics? TEACH ME SENPAI ROBANON

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Are there any discord or skype groups that are just for girls, mostly female, or at least have multiple females in them?
It would be good for me to learn to better socialize with my own kind. Talking only with men is fucking me up socially/behaviorally, but I am unsure of how to find female social circles.
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>>34656372
There is some gay/trap discord groups where robots fap together I dont have any links to them do to not being a cock gobbling fag
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>>34656391
No, I don't want gays/traps. Traps are not real girls. They are men with a fetish that has overtaken their entire existence. Men in a costume, but not girls or females by any means.
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Why the fuck are you asking here, retard? How about I go on /r/twoxchromosomes and ask if there's any male-only groups because I'm sick of talking to women? Fucking roastie

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Ask me anything you degenerates.
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>>34656353
What's it like

pretending to like other people?
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>>34656463
Its nice having friends. Its like having an extended family.
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>>34656481
I don't trust people at all, to a degree sure but I just think most people are dick riding faggots trying to validate their meager existences

+1 if you agree

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Hello, my fellow NEETs and oldfags. Can we get a thread about most extreme cases of NEETdom? The younger robots should know what to do to avoid the old neet life.
>inb4 leave 4chan reeeee (sugesting that young robots and losers won't find new place or way to share their robot feels)

Lazy sunday edition.
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>>34656321
get a job

/thread
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How long have you been NEETing it up, OP?
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7 years here, ama if you want got nothing better to do at 5am.

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Bros I normally have very vivid dreams but this one was extra gruesome
>At video game convention in DC
>Outside on the streets
>Some dude mentions how everyone inside is white
>Gunshots heard in the distance
>Getting closer
>Black people breaking through barricade and shooting everyone, throwing grenades
>I run inside a building
>Notice a squirrel acting strange, ignore it
>Find a hard to find room after traversing some crawlspaces
>Two other people find it and are hiding too
>Little monkeys starts flooding the room and attacking us
>Find a rock that was a doorstop and start smashing their faces in (very detailed gore)
>Some other small animals start getting mixed in
>Brutally kill about 20 monkeys + squirrels + rabbits etc
>escape through another crawlspace
>Sneak into what looks like a hunting room
>Large sniper mounted on the wall, pick it up and jump out window into the backyard, which is a giant field
>Run for cover behind a small hill, there is crazy shit going down now
>Aware that some people have been turned into robots and cannot be trusted
>Try to assemble sniper but forgot a part and have no ammo
>Guy with a luger that looks like teddy roosevelt sees me and is going to shoot
>Sees the sniper and starts laughing
>Tells me this is his house and his sniper
>Some guy on a horse comes out of nowhere riding at me, gets shot by lugerbro
>Make our way to a little outpost
>Now the only thing attacking us are domesticated dogs
>Attacks die down and stop for a while
>Start playing a new 3DS game I got which is pokemon but also a JRPG
>Play for a bit while also wandering around for some reason
>Now in the backyard of my house
>See a funny named enemy ingame and try to take a screenshot
>4 dogs run at me
>Pick up nearby metal fencepost sitting on the ground (about 8 ft long)
>Try to whack the nearest dog with the long end
>Miss
>It gets right up to me
(1/2)
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This is fake and gay, completely unrealistic

This never happened

Saged!
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>>34656314
(2/2)
>Stab it in the head with the end closest to me
>Impale it and wedge it into the ground
>Grab another metal spear, this one is shorter but sharper
>Impale another one's head into the ground
>Grind it into the dirt and crush it with my foot
>Blood and brains everywhere
>Next one jumps at me
>Impale it in the head
>Swing spear very fast
>It rips the head off and sends it flying
>Last remaining dog has backed off and is cowering in a garden
>Approach first dog, crush its head and remove the spear
>Walk to final dog, it is now a groundhog
>Impale its head into the ground
>Slowly grinding it in
>Can feel bones crunching and blood bursting
>Crush it with my foot as one last measure
>Wake up

Normally my dreams are not that gorey
And I don't hate dogs
Something in my head must have gone wrong
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>>34656314
fake&gay none of that is even remotely possable

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Post your phone screens robbits, and judge others.
>inb4 reee reddit
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sauce?

Orange_Sauce_1[\spoiler]
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Keeping it comfy
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Have fun getting arrested whenever you use your phone outside

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