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>be 9
>have alot of cousins
>female cousin comes over
>cousin stays all day
>decide to go outside with her
>she makes some cringy musical.ly's before we spotted some cars with supposedly goth young adults
>forgot to mention cousin is 10
>cousin tells me to do the weirdest thing in my life
>cousin twerks at random cars
>fucking staring in disbelief
>cousin starts doing the most pathetic thing ever
>she screams at random cars saying "pedophile"
>doing it for a while now
>30 mins probably passed
>one specific car came
>cousin asked if the person was a pedophile
>car starts stopping
>ascended
>runs as fast as sonic the hedgehog up little mountain to house
>run through door with cousin
>peek from the door
>dude in car backing up
>went in opposite direction
>wave of relief
still my proudest moments with my cousin
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Kys OP newfag
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>tfw cooked meat on the stove all by myself, no help
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i do that all the time and i'm a lazy kike. i even flipped it with my bare hands.
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It's not as easy as it seems to sear a slab of meat to perfection, be proud.
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>>38526397
>. i even flipped it with my bare hands.
Fatass
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let's make a fifth panel
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>2011
Who /wants to go back/ here?
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there's no fifth panel
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>>38526409
I'm thinking back to 2008/2009
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This past year I have been considering killing myself in the most painless and clean way possible. I think about it every single day. Not going to get in to the reasons as to why. I want to focus on a feeling when I think of suicide.
When I think of killing myself, my body starts to tingle like I'm being lightly scratched all over my upper body. My body also gets warmer and it makes me feel good, almost relieved. Does anyone else experience this? What is it? Is my body calling for me to end it's existence? It seems as if my body is showing me that suicide will bring pleasure to myself. idk
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>>38526334
Maybe you have a suicide fetish?
Try placing a medium sized bag over your head, using rubber bands to wrap it around your neck, you'll fall unconscious in a few minutes and die painlessly afterwards.
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>>38526334
Also livestream it if that's alright?
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>>38526334
Have you considered seeking help? Say what you want about Dr. Goldenstein and his meds, but if you're at the point you are now, feeling nothing may actually be better.
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Who /toolazytobeadrugaddict/ here?
I don't even have the commitment to get addicted to anything let alone maintain the relationships needed to get more drugs or to make money legally or illegally. I've done coke, weed, booze, codeine, morphine, various inhalants, ect. but I didn't get addicted to any of them despite doing a them a lot and spending all my money on them. Now I have no money and was kind of itching for some weed and liquor for the first month I was sober, but now I just don't care. I don't want to leave my room let alone my house. I don't even have the drive to get an other shitty warehouse or fast food job so that I can get high every day like I used to. I just don't care anymore.
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>used to love traps
>can't stand the sight of them now
this past week every time I see a trap thread I've become so /burnedout/. I'm finally in the boat saying these need to go
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>>38526241
no anon, you are sick of all the dudes putting stocks and calling themselves traps, or those that put a dress and do the same
they are not traps, but attentionwhores
good traps actually look like girls
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>>38526254
>good traps actually look like girls
The 0.000000000001% look like girls.
Even "passable" traps like robin banks don't do it for me anymore.
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>>38526254
nah i'm just sick of the whole trap idea in general. it's just fucking annoying now
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>d&d campaign on roll20 a few days ago
>me and my one friend were still talking about what next week's game should be like and where the game will go
>friend goes to make himself some food
>few moments later his gf come into the room with just a towel on
>starts getting dressed and doesn't notice me
>she puts on dirty pantys from out of the hamper
>walks out
>friend comes back a few minutes later and we keep talking about the game
i don't know if i should say something or not.
has anything like this ever happened to you guys?
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>>38526185
Stop freaking out virgin.
Your bro's gf gets real comfortable and walk around half naked. Heck, sometimes we exchange our gfs with e/o its nbd
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>>38526227
>sometimes we exchange our gfs with e/o its nbd
That's disgusting. You're part of what's wrong with this world, cuck.
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>Suicide is not an option!
why do people say this?
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>>38526162
because normies are so selfish they don't want anyone to die who are familar with them
so they just bullshit everyone with the "le life is ups and downs xddd, it will get better"
there is literally nothing wrong with suicide, life is meaningless
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The idea that life is better than death is the most powerful meme of them all, and the one most critical to the human condition. Admitting that suicide is an option is to admit that death is an acceptable alternative to life, which is to say that nothing matters. This isn't just a normie meme though, all of us who are still alive must believe it at some level.
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imagine being her foot slave
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>>38526099
Okay, that's enough internet for today.
Scratch that, for the whole week!
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>You think your puny bullets can pierce my telekinetic forcefield?
What do you do in this situation, /r9k/?
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Why haven't you taken the leap of faith and accepted God?
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Accepting God by a leap of faith will land you in a heap of trouble.
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>>38525965
>leap of faith
there is nothing less creative and "mentally safe" as believing in god.
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Already did OP.
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who else here /protag/
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Ima fagtagonist, it's gay
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>>38525943
My protag days are over. I'm a background character for sure. Not a particularly good one either.
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Fuck you. Why is every single protagonist so boring, overpowered and dry. They might as well be chucking them into the shit pile generator and pulling them out of their ass. I can't "self-insert" into that shit. I don't want to self-insert. I want a compelling or subhuman trash main character that I actually enjoy watching or reading about.
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[B]ost [B]ictures that make you go hmmm
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post your shitty internet connection
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Why are normies so bad at advertising to us?
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wtf is it
i see this fucking tree everywhere
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>>38525940
Are you over 25, young viking?
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>>38526094
nope. do i miss something?