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Try LSD or DMT.

>>39280462
That's what sex is for I think, most normies are high on life because sex makes them feel that way.

>>39280487
>Try LSD
I want to do this but I'm scared I'll freak out and call an ambulance or get arrested or tell everyone I'm tripping balls

>>39280451
>browse r9k
>see porn
>get horny
>find some porn
>blow load into sock/onto floor
>put said sock under bed
>take piss

done

>turn volume down because prolly blasting music before
>fap
>eat cum

>Get home from shitty job
>Either spend hours reading doujinshis on e hentai or go to /d/ and check every single thread that has chicks with dicks on it
>Try to edge for as long as I can
>Cum
>Close the 80+ open tabs and cancel three game downloads
>Get something to eat

>>39280262
My parents. Maybe some old pals even though they haven't seen me in a while. My younger brother

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my dad and my sister

My mom possibly. No one else.

>tags for women
Nah

>>39280232
Why do we need a new map? It'll take ages to fill out.

>>39280405
Because the other ones are usually obsolete. High chance the other one wont respond.

she's a prostitute you can buy online. I seen it on another thread like a month ago.

Strange because you're obviously floating above her somehow

>>39280267
My thoughts exactly. OP didn't think this one through carefully.

I want to be a father, too.

Is it really degenerate to not want to contribute to overpopulation, though?

>>39280095
Overpopulation only exists in the eastern hemisphere, and in the poorer regions of the eastern hemisphere at that. Going by population density the new world is basically empty, especially a place like say Canada.

here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpACAyWxleE

>>39280038
based cop

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>implying that cop is white
topkek
if he'd shot the kid and we were seeing this shit on the news we'd all just be posting
>white
>implying

That guy is a terrible cop. The kid was provoking him, but he is supposed to de-escalated the situation, not instigate a fist-fight.

>>39280026

Like a man.

Mansplained

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music keeps me going.
i typically just numb myself w/ painkillers.

mayb ill be successful and find love or something if i havent killed myself.

>>39280026
You drown it all out with escapism until years of doing so leaves you broken and empty for the rest of your life.

>>39280012
I thought about camming but I don't think I could ever be an escort.

its all theyre good for

>>39280012
>average cis male is too ashamed to have a tranny gf
>only outright /lgbt/ would openly date trannys
>most trannys want to be passing, and live life how a cis woman would
>extremely tough to find a regular cis male who is unashamed of >her
>have to settle with next best thing
>either date /lgbt/ or be limited to hookups with "cis" males
>hey, might aswell make some money from this

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you can get used to it, but YOU CAN'T DENY MY GIRTH

>>39279993
>"You're a whore with a fat arse!"

>>39279993
>Clearly I was here first. We're both on the same side of the shower curtain, and I'm lying down having a fucking bath. Turn the shower off and get out.

then stop drinking

That isn't even close to rock bottom, it's not even in the same neighborhood.

>>39279918

sometimes I pretend to be homeless to buy booze

I

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>>39279688
>My sister did this for me and it didn't really feel like anything special.
I've seen you post this before, assuming you're the same person. And assuming you're not joking, how the fuck does that sort of thing occur?
>Boobs don't have a firm enough grip to make it feel great. It's mostly an aesthetic.
I understand that grip would be important, but one would imagine that size plays a significant role in the sensation as well. I feel like most people who say it's nothing special have only done it with a not terribly unordinary chest, but this is just my assumption.

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Even better being when she uses her mouth at the same time.

>>39280616
does she swallow aswell cum aswell?

>>39279658
What's the difference? Aren't they the same?

>>39279697
Contentness and happiness are neutral and positive respectively.

>>39279658
strive for happiness so when you fail you will content
if you strive for being content when you fail you will be sad

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>you like anime girls? Wew anon you're creepy...

Anime will not be real in our lifetime. You need to face facts and find some 3D or never leave the empty void of despair.

>>39280559
>implying
tulpas can be 2d and VR will be decent within our lifetime for sure. we just need to hope that chinese cartoons don't die

what's the meaning of this astrology chart?

>>39279731
figure it out cunt

>>39279747
wow that's pretty rude of you anon