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Why doesn't the government test experimental biological weapons on me?

I want it
I WANT THIS
I DESERVE IT

I'm worthless they might as well use my body for some purpose
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Oh ha ha ha very funny asshole

Very fucking funny
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>>38334659
You're just gonna get t-virus'ed
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>>38334685
>You're just gonna get t-virus'ed
What is that and why should I care

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How big of a Chad to you have to be to lose your virginity before high school?
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>>38334657
I lost mine at 11 or so. So I doubt it has anything to do with being a chad. You just need some mentally disturbed people around you!
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>>38334657

A sexually abused one.
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>>38334740
Why do people makes these posts knowing they'll have to tell a story

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>tfw gave up on something else again

Getting real tired of living
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>>38334644
No one cares. /r9k/ is no longer the loser board. Go back to 2014 and see if someone there gives a shit.
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can't give up if you never try in the first place.
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Stop being lazy damn.. You remind me of my best friend Raymond. He gives up on everything. I feel so bad for him I even feel like spoonfeeding him life because I love him that much

What do mexican people even do? At least the asians are good at counterstrike.
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DAE racism? :) lololol
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they play king of fighters
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Many of them like playing fighting games.

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How do you possibly love a girl who has had another man's cum on her face?
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this is a good, vintage craig thread.
2013-era title
genuine filename
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>>38334637
Easily. Let me guess, you're still waiting for your 10/10 virgin, submissive waifu.
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>>38334637
Eh honestly who cares. Once my cum is on her I think it kinda erases the past.

Do you femanons ever have lesbian thoughts? How do you deal with it?
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>>38334634
but girls can't love girls
that's forbidden love
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I drink, mostly. Lesbians are garbage and I don't want to be one. Bi is even worse.
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Austria don't u have anything better to do

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You can only be a true robot if your dick is small.

I will never talk to a woman because I know it all leads to her seeing my penis one day and I just can't deal with her laughing at my dick and telling people. My dick is 4 inches and has the same girth. I'm 6'0 and it feels like I have a kids wiener when I look down.
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>>38334565
I don't think it effects anything. That's just below average. He'll I went my whole life not knowing men actually were embarrassed about their dicks. Just when I got in here did I learn it
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Dick size really wouldn't matter if you're manlet. They wouldn't gravitate to you no matter what.
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>>38334620
It affects my confidence and I know women prefer bigger dicks. I have never heard of a woman say she prefers small dicks. I'm ashamed of it. I hug the urinal when I pee, I wear loose fitting pants/shorts so people can't see my small bulge. It's ruined my life. Whenever a woman talks to me I try to make it clear that I'm not interested even though I really am because of my small junk.

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Anyone hump the ground as a way to masturbate?
13 years of bare dick rubbing against carpet is catching up to me.
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>>38334524
Holy shit. You shredded that motherfucker. Don't you ever get rug burn? That's just gross
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>>38334524
Eww, you got carpetitis. Go to the doctor anon, that's not right and I'm not sure how you can fix it.
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Who /prone masturbator and dont care about TMS/ here?

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Why lift when it's all about the big black cock
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It's actually not even big
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>>38334506
for you I bet
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Honestly I dont even know why cuckskins try

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any robots go to clubs or every been to one? My mom and sister are trying to get me to go clubbing and start meeting women because im a 21 KHHV. Except im extremely ugly (born with facial deformity, sub human ugly) and 5'6. Is clubbing still enjoyable if you are ugly?
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>>38334461
Have you tried lowering your standards and drinking?
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>>38334566
And yes, I've been clubbing a couple of times.
Twice when I was in Germany in HS and then three times when I was in Brazil last year.
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>>38334566
I believe my standards are low but i have not tried drinking. I dont really see how i could lower my standards even further

I wish I was one of the people that knew him, what he was like in person. I wish I could have helped him.
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So you could fuck him faggot?
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>>38334911
Hell yeah lol
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He needed better friends

Dear waifu fag, i wanna release my bag, only 20-25+yo can enderstand but you are all welcome.

I wanna Peggy bundy (interpreted by Kate Sagal, she's very old now) not like a mom, but a wife, and i wanna her so hard.

Before bashing me like the rules says, juste take a moment to thinking of this:


- She surviving and tolerate poverty (very hard poverty, she product in part, yes you are right)

- She don't hate her husband for these punchline and she have the mind to respond has hard has he do.

- She is lively and feminine AND faithful.

- She really love her husband with his its defects, like the smells of his feets

- the last one, she love sexe, she is in constant demand, very constant demand, but just for her husband.

In conclusion, she is not a White trash, just a wonderfull fictional human being in a fictional world.
Now you can feel with me
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>>38334370
bitches love de sexe
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i wish peggy would PEG me.
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>>38334491
yes but we can hope not only

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I have no standards regarding physical appearance.
I have extreme standards regarding personality.

How do you escape this trap?
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>>38334363
desu am the same. why would you want to escape?
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>>38334391
because the standards are too high for any female to achieve
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>>38334363
You know you can't get a woman that's hot enough so you create extreme standards regarding personality. COPE ALERT! If a hottie threw herself at you those extreme ''personality standards'' would disappear in a second.

You do the same shit women do when hunting for a beta bux ''hubby'' or whatever the fuck. JUST LOL

The mastermind behind cuck posting
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I think you mean the whiteboi menace
because I assure you white males are behind 90% of cuckposting and racebait
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>>38334292
Bump. Expose the yellow menace.
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>>38334292
>circumcised Asian guy
Wtf? His benis isnt even feminine, just tiny enough it offsets any gainz

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Is there a more hellish job for a robot than driving drunk, obnoxious normies around to scratch out a meager existence? Any other Uber/Lyft driver robots out there?
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>>38334290
i started larping as bickle. i even bought a revolver to go along with it
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>>38334983
I think that will probably end well for you.
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omape sleeps on the flooooooorrrrrrrr


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