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Anonymous
2017-03-10 05:35:43 Post No.35426508
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>tfw white girls dating asians boys

WHYYY

THEY HAVE TINY AND SMALLS DICKS, IF YOU SEE AMATEUR PORN OF ASIAN AND WHITE GIRLS YOU WILL THE DICK OF THE ASIAN IS SO SMALL AND TINYY WHATTT

THEY MAKE FUN OF US IF WE HAVE A LITTLE DICK AND THEN THEY FUCK WITH ASIAN BOYS WTF

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:36:51 Post No.35426525
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>>35426508
Meh, who cares?

I'll trade our girls for theirs any day.

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>>35426508
>T. jealous ricedick with a fantasy

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>>35426508
dont worry anon. he is probably getting cucked

Anonymous
lets put an end to this TFW NO BF craze 2017-03-10 05:33:36 Post No.35426474
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lets put an end to this TFW NO BF craze Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:33:36 Post No. 35426474 [Report] [View this topic]

how come i see all these threads about "fembots" complaining about not having a bf when there are literally a board full of lonely guys just waiting for a gf?

are these thread baits? or are fembots actually just attention seeking whores?

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:36:56 Post No.35426528
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>>35426474
Some live in a middle of nowhere and have no means to get out. Some are jus beta and/or ugly and/or stupid. Some seek for attention. Some hope for a "true love" instead of just settling.

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:38:49 Post No.35426570
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>>35426474
I think you are misunderstanding something anon.

Take another look at many of the hreads you are talking about. You will notice that NOWHERE do they mention explicitly that they are a girl.

These threads about tfw no bf are not made by women. These are not "fembots", and "fembots" do not exist.

They are made by robots, just like you and me - so why can't they find a bf? because they are robots.

I hope that helps

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:39:28 Post No.35426589
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>>35426528
i just dont get why its necessary to always cry about not having a bf when theres literally so many means.

objectively it IS easier for girls in the dating world, lets be honest

Anonymous
Childhood jokes 2017-03-10 05:30:20 Post No.35426436
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Childhood jokes Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:30:20 Post No. 35426436 [Report] [View this topic]

Got any jokes you used to tell friends as a kid? Mine was:
>what's the similarity between a blonde and a frying pan?
>???
>they both get the wiener going!

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:50:59 Post No.35426808
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there once was a genie
with a ten foot weenie
and he showed it to the lady next door

she thought it was a snake
and she whacked it with a rake
and the genie wasn't happy anymore

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:54:54 Post No.35426883
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:54:54 Post No.35426883 [Report]

BUCKET

HAHAHA

BUCKET!!!!

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>>35426808
Lol'd
N1 m8

Anonymous
2017-03-10 05:28:11 Post No.35426406
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:28:11 Post No. 35426406 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you haven't masturbated to a real woman in 4 years
Does this mean I'm mentally ill?

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:30:59 Post No.35426445
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>>35426406
>tfw I masturbated to 3D less than a handful of times in my life

I started masturbating after I found r34 threads on 4chan

I've literally been into 2D my whole life

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:31:20 Post No.35426450
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>>35426406
>Does, this mean I'm mentally ill?
nope it means you are strong independent robot who don't need no roastie

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:31:31 Post No.35426453
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No, it means you're the purity to which I aspire.

I'm been trying to accomplish the same thing for years, but every few weeks I become weak, start fantasizing about the infinitesimal possibility that my fantasies could become reality, and then fap to the closest 3D thing I can find to my 2D ideals.

It is my greatest shame.

~~Ok, no it's not, but I really wanted to say that line~~

Anonymous
2017-03-10 05:27:19 Post No.35426388
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:27:19 Post No. 35426388 [Report] [View this topic]

I sometimes get bored and just look at porn without masterbating is it like that for anyone else?

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:28:52 Post No.35426418
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>>35426388
not sure why but I don't even feel the need to fap sometimes, maybe i'm just not getting any pleasure out of it.

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:30:13 Post No.35426433
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Do something productive instead

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:38:03 Post No.35426554
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>>35426418
is that an asian girl with mia khalifa's tits? wtf they look exactly the same

Anonymous
2017-03-10 05:22:15 Post No.35426299
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:22:15 Post No. 35426299 [Report] [View this topic]

Every day Facebook reminds me of how much an autist I used to be with Facebook memories. For the longest time I would just mass delete all Facebook memories, but this week I decided to screen cap my old posts. I will now post them here; this is from Monday to Friday

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:22:32 Post No.35426302
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Originsldoso

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:22:49 Post No.35426308
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Cringe thread I guess

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>>35426308
Originsldsososolikt

Anonymous
2017-03-10 05:21:48 Post No.35426292
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:21:48 Post No. 35426292 [Report] [View this topic]

10.3.2017
I am terribly lonely yet too afraid to reach out.
I hate myself for my fear.
I hate the world for not caring, even though it is not the world's job to care for me, especially if I hide my need for help.

This life is so empty. I am afraid of my closest loved ones, no relationship fill me up for long enough. No job does. No hobbie. I want to die but killing myself would be the most selfish thing in the world. I do have people who love me but I wish I didn't. That way I could end this without guilt. Fuck, guilt is the only thing making me get out of bed in the morning.

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:23:37 Post No.35426320
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>>35426292
this is you

srdgvjoushfvhibs

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:24:35 Post No.35426337
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>>35426292
A-class music taste tho. So you have that going for yourself

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>>35426337
eastern eaurpeans make the best extreme music

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2017-03-10 05:18:37 Post No.35426245
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:18:37 Post No. 35426245 [Report] [View this topic]

>at work
>go to the employee restroom to fire out a dook
>smells so horrible it stinks up the entire hall
>coworkers look at the video camera and figure out I was the one responsible for the foul stench
>they now won't stop bullying me about it

Why are normies such awful cunts? Everyone's taken a nasty shit before.

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:21:35 Post No.35426291
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>coworkers talk shit about someone
>the exact same could be said about you as well

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:23:01 Post No.35426311
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>>35426245
>video cameras aimed at bathroom

Where the Hell do you work, prison?

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>>35426311
The camera shows the entire hallway. They could see me walk in and out of the bathroom.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:17:12 Post No. 35426217 [Report] [View this topic]

>eye colour you prefer
>hair colour you prefer
And go

>black hair
>dark eyes prefered, any work
~~she has to be white ofcourse~~

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:24:38 Post No.35426339
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>>35426217
>posts instructions
>cant follow them

dude... you need fucking help.

anyway
>brown
>any shade of brown or black or dyed in some color

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>literally any color hair (just not nigger hair)
>literally any color eyes

~~although I still might make an exception for a nigger as long as she is kind and doesn't ignore me~~

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>I wank
>to this

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:16:18 Post No. 35426199 [Report] [View this topic]

Does r9k like existential philosophy?

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:17:46 Post No.35426231
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>needs to read philosophy
>unable to just conjure their own philosophy from observation

Lmao philosophy-lets m.

Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:18:39 Post No.35426246
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Fuck off roastie, /r9k/ deals exclusively in existential dread.

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>>35426231

>I am as competent at thinking as any other person

Trump voter?

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:08:48 Post No. 35426087 [Report] [View this topic]

Serious question here robots.
How do i hack into windows 10?
>be getting good grades
>get an f because barely studied one day
>mom changes password
>brother wont tell me it
>can only use phone,xbone and phone for doing things
>mom gives me password
>doesnt work
>try it 5 times more
>still doesnt work

help robots,i dont want to be a normie console peasant,i need my pc.

Pic related,its my pc

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>sharing a computer

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>>35426087
You kind of need another PC to hack into another PC if you don't know the password. You also kind of need a virus already on the PC you're trying to hack. So you can't hack your PC...

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one of the first youtube results https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC1i0dLzzc0

you need a bootable usb with windows 10 on it tho

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2017-03-10 05:08:41 Post No.35426085
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:08:41 Post No. 35426085 [Report] [View this topic]

>you will NEVER stop missing her

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:09:45 Post No.35426102
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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:09:45 Post No.35426102 [Report]

True. But apathy is my savior.

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>>35426085
Maybe. But I'll probably die within 10 years, so it's okay. I can hadle it.

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:29:34 Post No.35426424 [Report]

Quite possible
Life is hilariously cruel

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 04:59:33 Post No. 35425971 [Report] [View this topic]

Just got out of the NEET life, anons
Just got my own apartment and even though I am wageslaving it feels good to wake up whenever the fuck you want and do whatever the fuck you want when you want. Can play vidya as long as I want, can fap at any time of the day, can bring anyone in here without having to listen to someone bitch about it

NEET life is not fun anymore, why don't you NEET/Robots don't do the same?

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:01:29 Post No.35425999
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>>35425971
I am a NEET and get up when I want, do what I want, play vidya as long as I want, jerk off whenever I want etc etc

Why?

Because I'm an adult and can make my own choices.

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>>35425999
The greatest thing about being an adult is you never have to do anything, although following this logic is ultimately retarded.

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>>35426104
Interesting strawman

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 04:57:37 Post No. 35425940 [Report] [View this topic]

All I want is a BF who will be mean to me but also loves me. I want him to be my Dad and give me tough love.

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>>35425940
>All I want is a BF who will be mean to me but also loves me. I want him to be my Dad and give me tough love.

I was onboard until the daddy shit

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>tfw accidentally sent cummies to daddy

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>>35425940
>tfw none of my relationships will ever work because I force people out of my life once I feel they're too close

I'm not telling my roommates yet but I'm planning to either an hero or move out. I gave up on a gf since not even the single mom's around here would respond to me. (Besides one)

Point being, I'd verbally/emotionally abuse you if you like. Might even convince me to live.

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 04:56:44 Post No. 35425924 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no sightly underweight gf

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Anonymous 2017-03-10 05:00:09 Post No.35425975
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y lyve.

i love slightly underweight grills.

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Subhuman painted and dressed human.

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>tfw my ex was 175 cm and 48 kg when we were together

I miss her, robots.

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/