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>>37808431
Forgot image because of some niggers.
>>37808361
IroOriIro
Is Bojack /ourguy/? Most relatable character in film and television.
He's a cyborg. A true robot wouldn't have any degree of professional or romantic success.
No, he is a failed chad
Even more pathetic than a failed normie
Also that show is jewish marxist propaganda
>>37808228
He's cool, that show's pretty good, but he's not really a "robot"
Be honest, is there any hope of me finding a gf /r9k/?
Pic is me
There's always hope. Doesn't mean it will happen.
You know the drill: eat better, lift, get off this board.
>>37807571
I don't look that bad and I have no hope either, so I believe you are fucked too. Sorry
>>37807571
i feel like you're going to try to hunt me down and kill me desu
Tell me about Her.
Feeling particularly hollow today. Anyone wanna wallow with me?
>>37806504
Hard to feel bad for yourself when it's your own fault.
>>37806624
seconded. why do roastie-worshiping idiots HAVE to shit up this board?
I used an obscure social media app where I wrote down all my obsessive thoughts about her, but a bunch of tumblrtards started flaming me over political shit and eventually sent her screenshots of my page somehow out of spite
How degenerate are you? Make sure to post an example photo (if legal)
>traps / crossdressing / femboys
>ABDL
>asshole
>femdom
>feederism
>panty-pooping
The Japanese and Latin Americans really get me going just based off of what they're willing to do and how many genuinely beautiful women will do them. You don't see too many hot American women covering themselves in their own shit while sucking some guy's dick.
>>37806404
You wouldn't happen to have a sauce on that pic, would you?
Where in the US are you going to see a girl this pretty calling a dog over to fuck it?
New Zeemaps thread
previous >>37732446
Over 1000 pins. Normies do not apply.
>>37805939
Post link, idiot.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398
>>37806177
I knew I was missing something, tynice dubs
>>37805939
>Normies do not apply.
Too bad they're everywhere on the map and this board
stop being prison gay and get a gf edition
/britfeel/ bf WHEN
Funny Lizard 2
ebina is a right qt
> dude posts COMFY r9k minecraft server here
> join
> play all week just cuz
> help people out all the time
> admin needs help with plugins
> random 16 year old appears and helps install the plugins
> admin makes the kid admin2
> child admin starts installing more and more bullshit
> kills everyone with console commands and people lose hours of work on items
> admin2 disables crafting of torches
> admin2 says the server is going to shit
> admin2 says admin1 wont listen to him (bitch, presumably)
> I tell admin2 theres a reason admin1 wont listen
> admin2 bans me
> 20 hours lost
> a whole week wasted
this is what happens when you trust leftists
>>37805717
IMAGINE MY SHOCK WHEN <3ghosts BANS ME
>>37805683
Join 35.185.58.150
Our admins aren't corrupt
It's a comfy island serber
What did you do about it? How did you know?
>>37804275
>No
>No
>No
>original
No, I'm just a shitty 3/10 with bad temper
Yep
Nothing, she was a 4 and had a bf
She asked for my number and gave me the usual i like you signals that girls do, like eye contact and touching
>No wonder your birth parents didn't want you; I sure as hell don't.
- "mom," 2003
>It's the students like you that make me regret becoming a teacher.
- mrs. shipiro, 2nd grade teacher.
fuck you mrs. shipiro.
>>37803895
In music class as a kid, with the teacher right there, another kid said straight to my face
>Nobody likes you
I ran out of the classroom crying and the teacher made him apologize.
I don't know why he even said it, I never really talk to him before and I never bothered anybody in school ever.
It turned out in my favor though, this kid died in a car accident senior year of high school.
>>37803895
>don't talk to anon he can only bring you down
My 3rd grade teacher told me this. After that year I moved schools after being bullied in 3rd grade the teacher didn't help at all. I think it was the start of my transformation into a robot. New school I had no friends and basically became a video gaming autist.
Time for an MBTI thread going beyond paintings
>not typing via underlying cognitive functions
Find your type here: http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
If you're still confused about your type, I'm down to help. I'm sure other anons are too.
>tfw no ISFP/ISTP bf
>>37803688
>tfw when INTP
Why do I have to dissect every little thing instead of actually having fun?
I want a ISFP cute adventurer gf, but ISTPs are basically my favorite other type, and I admire ENTJ's but wouldn't want to be a boring psychopath, I would rather be a fun sociopath (according to society's classifications)
t. ESTP thrillseeker (CD problem child)
ENTP and i can't follow through worth a damn
You may use this thread for any member of your family
Father/dad/mom/mother/cousin/sister/imouto/onee/aniki/brother
Option 1
Go hug your dad, show some love on his universal day
Option 2
Go hug your sister, tell her you love her, and post results.
Option 3
If she is out of reach or you want to change your approach you may also text her one of the following lines:
>1 - I've always loved you the most.
>2 - I'm in love with you.
>3 - I love you.
>4 - Why haven't we had sex yet?
>5 - Would you ever give us a chance?
>6 - Do you feel about me the way I feel about you?
>7 - I've hidden my feelings from you my whole life.
>8 - Are you hungry? Want me to get you something?
>9 - If we could do anything together with no consequences, what would we do?
>0 - You are the one thing in my life that keeps me sane.
>Dubs - I want to make love to you regardless of what others may think.
>Trips - I want you to remember that no matter what you say I will always care about you. But the truth is I love you more than family... I want you.
>Quads - Know that I am not joking, I am in love with you and want to be with you. I would never joke about this, and I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
>Quints - I fell in love with you years ago... I'm taking a chance to tell you that despite of us being related you are the only person I ever see myself starting a family with.
Some of these can be played off as a joke just in case, but not all.
You can also use this thread if you are a sister looking to cuddle with your brother as well.
THIS THREAD MAY BE USED AS A ROLL OR A PRANK OR A SIMPLE SHOW OF EMOTION.
Regardless of your choice make sure to tell her how much you love her too!The last thread died 19 hours ago, why has there not been a new one!?
There was one, but the pedophile posted and got the thread deleted minutes ago. New thread.
>>37803418
>Have quiet morning sunday morning
>Talk to dad a bit and have a nice lunch
>Grab our racing bikes and cycle 67 kilometers to my sisters place in Amsterdam
>Go cooking dinner with sister
>Hug her from the side as she's stirring something
>"I love you"
>Awkward hug from the side made her lose balance and me almost fall
>We balance ourselves again and she gives me a quick hug and snuggles up to me a bit
>"Aahh, cute anon"
>Have a nice dinner with the three of us
>Have to leave early as me have to go back
>Hug her another 3 times before I go
>Cycle back 51 kilometers because we want to be home quick instead of taking the scenic route
>Share a beer and tortilla chips
Wasn't all that bad a day even with phoneposting because my dad took my pc yesterday. Have to go get a quick shower, I hope you guys have a nice fathers day as well.
>>37803557
But this one is kinda already better, why not continue here?
>>37803685
Forgot to add pic, it was when I was almost back home.
ask an FtM anything
also bullying is allowed.
>>37799919
What is your diet? I want to turn into a cute trap however I have a but of a thicc belly.
Also how do you shave? My entire body has hair on it do you like wax or hair removal surgury with lazers
>>37799919
Are you gonna start lifting?
>>37799919
Do you draw?
Are you a dominant woman, or do you have any experiences with dominant women?
For the women, what do you enjoy about being in control?
Is there anything specific that you like doing? Anything you hoped to try?
And for the men, why do you like powerful women?
What experiences have you had?
>>37799569
As someone with a lot of experience, dominant women do not exist.
>>37799690
Nah man, they exist, its just not the social norm so some dominant women feel embarrassed to talk about it and end up keeping it to themselves. Its represented in porn as being all leather super aggressive domination, but I know of girls who are into more casual stuff.
>>37799841
No, I mean, I've met countless "dominant" women who not only advertise themselves as such but also initially insist that they are and prefer being dominant. But they just aren't.
Lets get one of these going! Feeling good and wired today, kinda weird I'm making one of these but whatev
>use name in name field, share problems, connect with others, be nice, etc etc...
LETS Go!!! Whoohohboooo!
>>37798906
If evens I go get more coffee
Hello!
I'm drunk. Not too drunk, but still. I saw this really great picture. It really resonated with me for some reason. I'm gonna post it.
What do you think? Firstly it's got a puppy in it which is awesome, but also it's a puppy which is fucked in some way (missing a leg).
>>37798989
Hey Dan!
Last time I saw that comic was in a depressive pictures thread a day ago. Gave me feels first time I did a read. If you're from burgerland isn't it a bit too early to get drink?
>>37798983
Re roll for caffeine jew