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do people actually eat alone at restaurants and do any of you robots do that?
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only when I travel for work or sometimes on my lunch break at work
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>>38945742
I do literally all the time. It's pretty normal.


Not being able to do anything by yourself is weirder than being alone.
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>>38945742
I see people eating alone at restaurants all the time downtown. They seem to be mostly people who work at offices on their lunch breaks.

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Has a girl--or a cute boy--ever called you handsome before /r9k/?
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I got called tom cruise satan once if that counts
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>>38945615
only from old ladies
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Only on the Internet. No pictures where ever exchanged.

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Literally get a job.

Half your issues would be solved if you left your ejacutoriums and decided to contribute to the fucking economy.

Get a job you damn deadweights.

GET. A. JOB.
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>>38945518

heh yea but y tho lmao
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>>38945518
I've had jobs before and I don't want a new one. I just want to die.
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>>38945518
it would solve my boredom but it wouldn't make me happy

fuck you

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NORTH KOREA BEST NOT MAKE ANY MORE THREATS TO THE UNITED STATES

THEY WILL BE MET WITH FIRE AND FURY LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN

HE HAS BEEN VERY THREATENING BEYOND A NORMAL STATE AND AS I SAID THEY WILL BE MET WITH FIRE, FURY AND FRANKLY POWER THE LIKES OF WHICH THIS WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE
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This is like if one student in the class wont stop talking and the teacher responds by threatening to shoot up the grade
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>Two idiots
>Both with nukes
>Having a penis-measuring contest
What could possibly go wrong?
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A racing fucktard has finally got his hands on mankind's most lethal weapons... And he's picking a fight with a fat egotistical Korean.

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Do any of you write poetry?

Post those poems, anon. We won't judge.

Starting to write one right now, will post when a I have more progress on it.
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Robots aren't creative enough to make art or confident enough to go through with their ideas
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If your "poem" is written without adherence to meter or rhythm, if it's written in free verse, just throw it in the trash.
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don't let yourself get stuck
okay?
and if you begin to feel
as if you are....
jump
jump right on into outer space
float amongst the stars
maybe that will change your
perspective
you can look down
and realize
the earth is still spinning
the sun is still rising
on the ground the flowers are
blooming
in the sky the stars
are shining
and when you're ready
you can float back down
just don't let yourself get stuck, okay?
things will be alright
don't let yourself get stuck

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Is losing weight a meme?

>average adult needs about 2000 calories per day to function
>to lose weight, you need to burn more calories through exercise than you gain them from eating
>10,000 steps burns about 400 calories
>to break even, you need to take 50,000 steps per day
>one pound equals 3500 calories
>if you eat 2000 calories per day, 60,000 steps would result in losing 400 calories
>take 9 days to lose 1 pound this way
>540,000 steps required to lose one fucking pound
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Actually not true. You said burn more calories from exercise than you eat in a day. You just have to burn more calories period than you eat in a day. The thing is, you're always burning calories. The reason your body needs food at all is to use as fuel for activity. From pumping blood, to thermal regulation, to providing the electrical signals that allow you to pick up a remote control, your body is always burning calories. Exercise is needed in order to push calories lost over calories gained. So no, it's not a meme.
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>>38945620
anon
how do i stop being a fatass
im 5'10" and weight about 160
ive been exercising for a month and only lost about five or six pounds
i mad
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>>38945460
>average adult needs about 2000 calories per day to function
that's just wrong

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rEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I
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>>38945456
GIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>38945456
that motherfucker's cute
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>>38945456
Oh my god it sounds like a pokemon.

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Which degrees are useless in your opinion ?
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>>38945425
Anything that isn't STEAM.
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>>38945425
Everything art related. Either you are talented or not.
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>>38945468
>sjws try to shoehorn art into objective sciences

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>when girls are willing to date child rapists but you still don't have a gf
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>>38945409
You changed the crime in your bio at the last second. There's no fucking way.
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>virgins WILL believe this is real
Lmao
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>>38945672
>>38945467
https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/6s82tn/child_rapist_blackpill_teaser/
More to come

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Going clockwise from top left;
Amia Miley
Emma Mae
Jillian Janson
Caprice
Alina Li
Stoya
Ferrera Gomez
Riley Ried
Megan Rain
Aidra Fox
Jenni Lee
Veronica Rodriguez
Center Angel Dark
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Whomever has the nicest feet. Also milfs with big butts.
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>3D waifus

laughable
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Vanity (younger only, current Vanity is sadness incarnate)
Bailey Jay (before she hit the wall harder than I've ever seen any tranny hit it)

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>haha, like, our boss is the fucking worst, am I right?
Why do almost all normies have this mindset? I've worked several part time jobs over the years, and, despite the boss doing nothing out of the ordinary, my coworkers would act like our boss was Satan out to ruin everything good in their lives. Is it just a thing about authority that I don't understand, or am I really THAT weird to go to work expecting to work?
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ive found that most normies would rather do absolutely nothing than actually do their work to pass time
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>>38945173
T. Neet that actually does absolutely nothing.
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>>38945173
t. neet who is bored while all his friends are out working

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>tfw you'd rather die than try to improve your life
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>>38945059
How's the dying working out for you?
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>>38945081
looking into potential jumping spots in my town

probably a parking structure of some sort

wish I had a gun
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>think about how to improve life
>realize there's so many things it just wouldn't work out anyway
>just stay comfy and depressed

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Anybody else here shitpost on /pol/ with leftist flags? Anarchist, commie, especially nazbol, piss off /pol/ so much, it's hilarious.
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Yep, fuck poltards. They deserve what's coming to them.

Pic related
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I'm an actual irl Marxist-Leninist and shitposting with my real opinions is extremely fun
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>anybody post in /pol/

No. is the new /b/ and the new /mlp/ at the same time.

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Any plans for tonight, r9k? Whoops, nevermind.
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Holy shit, these pictures of me have been blowing up. Okay. Here's another for you anons.
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>>38944970
They're both ugly af

You have low standards OP
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>>38944970
That picture is so false. You just need to put effort into your looks

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>mfw i can't even get a trap gf
a trap

JUST
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>>38944957
what makes you think you deserve a trap gf?
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You only deserve a trap gf after months of self improvement.
Do that..And you'll succeed in getting a magnificent trap gf.
Also enjoy that qt trap.
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>>38944957
>there are about 15-50 million girls (depending on race and age) in the US
>and at most 1.000.000 traps, of which maybe, MAYBE 50.000 are passable
>every single one is highly sought and can easily pick a 200k/6`5/Superchad-bf
>he thinks he has even the slightest chance in this race
Didn`t think this through, huh?

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