Why the fuck do I have so many weird fetishes?!
>>35849120
Sexually repressed men get twisted because our instincts tell us to impregnate, and that twists our minds in such a way that was meant to get you curious enough to figure out how to have sex normally back in prehistoric days.
WIth females they get kinky if they have too much. They don't chase.
Typically.
>>35849120
We're degenerate monsters in human flesh.
>>35849120
I once roleplayed with a Hue chick where we were futa centaurs.
My life didnt turn out how my parents would have preferred
>22yo kissless handholdless hugless virgin
Can somebody end this nightmare please.
seems pretty normal.
how'd this happen OP?
>>35849094
>23yo KV
Have hugged before (I'm Latino so does it really count?)
Am I Chad now?
>>35849094
I know that feel brah.
Come here.
I need some advice to clean out my asshole before I decide to exercise it.
Any suggestions?
Enema, and healthy food or not at all. Post pics
>>35849078
Shower for the outside, enema for the inside.
>>35849078
stop attentionwhoring and use google.
>be 22.5 years old
>never had a gf
>never got laid
>kissed one girl and it was awkward and sucked
>never been in love or even held hands
>be genuinely disturbed (pure o-type OCD, severe anxiety) to the point of mental paralysis often. This makes talking to/pursuing girls hard/impossible
>senior in second-rate college (soon to be super senior) in a shit tier field (psychology), no serious plans for after college
>only relief is writing/playing music, I'm really good at guitar but learning how to sing is an uphill battle and I really wish I started earlier
>spent the best years of my life (19-21) in a pot-induced haze, really just exacerbated my mental problems but I didn't care because it felt good.
>quit pot for 4 months, feel more in control but still fucked up
Anyway how about a feels thread?
>>35849025
>>kissed one girl and it was awkward and sucked
go away chad
I want to elaborate on what's exactly wrong with me.
It seems like there's this block between how I experience the world and how it is. This is usually because of some psychotic thought I have, like if I see a tab from a can I think about it in my brain. Consciously I know it's not there but I feel this creeping feeling under my skull like it is there, and if I try to focus on something else I just get that creeping feeling and I can't make it go away. I feel like on a subconsious level I think it's still there. So I imagine myself digging in my skull to remove it, and just like that it's gone. But that's not enough, because I have to imagine how i'd heal the wound. So I always imagine using some antibiotic cream to prevent infection, then I think in my head the parts of the body above the brain (meninges, skull, scalp, hair) and after I do all of that work, I am free to live life again. Except usually I ruin some opportunity while doing this. I know it's stupid but I swear to God it's like I have to. I've taken medication and seen therapists and it didn't help me. In order to cope, I try to figure out exactly how the mind works by thinking about how I have a true self and a false self (borrowed from buddhism but works practically) and all I have to do is follow my true self and ignore my false self. Yet this isn't perfect because it's genuinely hard to tell which is the true self and which is the false self. So I invent this thing called the good sense and the bad sense, and the good sense senses what is good and true and the bad sense tries to fill my head with lies while passing them off as truth. Yet, it's hard for me to tell which sense is which here too.
Fuck. Meanwhile my life goes to shit and I waste hella time.
>>35849259
PLANT FRUIT TREES
I mean people say the dumbest shit while fucking
or being fucked.
Even it's the hottest girl getting her jollies off, it hilarious.
Lately I've been getting into bizarre shit like giantesses and ssbbws dominating Japanese men also fucking traps being strap-on fucked by dom cis gendered women.
What are your sentiments on this>?
I wish I could laugh but lately all I can feel when I look at porn is contempt. I think abou their lives and what I see it disgusts me. I thinkI might be jealous too
nah I watch to cum mainly
I always come to girls getting painfully ripped open by a giant dick and watching them suffer
ITT: Shit Normans say that make you want to go full Elliot Rodger.
>"You've just need to get outside your your comfort zone!"
>"Human beings are social animals."
>"Why are you so negative?"
>"How are you" (without actually meaning it)
>what's up
Unless I'm in the middle of doing something and this is an honest question that I can use as a springboard to a conversation, this is an empty question that I don't ever know how to respond to
>>35848865
I agree with the last two but whats wrong with the first two? More specifically the "humans are social beings" thing because that's literally objectively factually true.
>>35848901
Main reason I disagree with the first one is because most normies have not left their comfort zone in their lives. The comfort zone they were born into just happened to be socially acceptable.
>be wageslave at deli for a month
>get called in for closing shift that goes from 5pm to midnight
>usually decent since almost no one comes in at that time and I'm by myself in the deli for those hours
>this time it's unusually busy and I'm flooded with orders
>some young asian gril probably in her mid to late 20s comes in looking like she's in a rush and orders a sandwich
>I'm in the middle of making 3 different salads and sandwiches and won't get to hers anytime soon
>she keeps grabbing every box I put out thinking it's her sandwich and I keep telling her it's not ready yet
>she lets out several frustrated ughs
>finally get hers done
>she grabs it, pays, and stomps out
>first time having a customer get that upset but at least it's over
>have to close the next day at the same times
>everything is going smoother with almost no one coming in
>around the same hour as the last night, the same girl comes in
>she comes up to me and says that "her coworker loved the sandwich"
>say thanks
>she orders the same thing again
>make it
>set it out for her to pick up while I start cleaning a bit
>she comes over to pick it up
>she's about to take it to the register to pay but says she forgot something
>she goes over to one of the aisles to get something
>she pays for her stuff then comes back over
>"this is for you" she said as she handed me a bar of chocolate
>Caught by surprise by this and only manage to say thanks
>she smiles and walks out
>the chocolate bar isn't some Hershey's or Snickers, but something a little higher quality just going by the packaging
>go to the aisle where she got the chocolate bar
>see it costs 6 bucks for this average sized bar
>she bought a 6 dollar chocolate bar for me
>quit working there a few days ago but still think about that experience
Why
>>35848842
>Why
She thinks of herself as a good person, so to minimise the cognitive dissonance caused by acting like an entitled bitch, she did something nice to make up for it; thus maintaining the fiction that she's a good person at heart.
>>35848842
You already know why. And you fumbled the ball.
>>35848905
But l'm fat and ugly
TFW drunk and binge watching true detective while staying in a shitty motel
sounds kind of cool desu
>>35848824
Why are you in a motel
>>35848824
Did you start drinking beer at noon?
is it weird to cry when you use the bathroom
Does it hurt for you to pee too? It did for me a long time until I got it checked out.
>>35848989
no like i don't feel ok psychologically
>>35849016
go on...
premium chicken
Hey guys, I'm bored and lonely. Will ya watch me stream?
Twitch tv osmurr
No, Anon. No. This is just sad dude. You can do so much better. Anon, just stop. Asking for viewers is just pathetic. Just stop man. You can do better than this. Just stop.
>>35848742
Hehe come watch meeee:3
i hate you god damn faggot pls stop normie chad
When and how will you kill yourselves, robots?
>Most likely in the next few years.
>Find a nice spot in nature, take some morphine, reflect a bit, shoot myself.
>>35848603
>Probably within the next few weeks or so
>Head out to the woods
>Find a nice tree well off the paths
>Smoke a cigarette
>Hang
>Already tried 7 times (I thnk) this year
>Don't even bother to loosen the noose anymore
>Attempt number 8 tonight
Wish me luck everyone
>>35848863
how have you messed up 7 times
Sex is a social construct made by the jews to keep us in check.
Think about it, everything normalfags do is to make them more attractive and increase their chances of mating. Working, buying expensive cloths, going to the gym etc.
This is what keeps society going. Yes, buy the 50$ T-Shirt, she surely will go out with you! Dude, hit the gym for another 12 months for the small price of 300$ and they will come in hordes!
This is the l ultimate black pill.
>>35848580
>Sex is a social construct made by the jews
kek
never change internet
>>35848580
holy shit it all makes sense now
i feel like im on a whole new plane of AWARE
>>35848580
>it was da jews
revolutionary, who could have possibly fathomed that this is what your worldbreaking theory would boil down to?
>tfw no effeminate gay cute male to bully into sucking me off, moving in with me, wearing girl's clothing around the house, and eventually marrying
>tfw too tall ever be cute
>love to crossdress and I'm very submissive
Haha, there should be good BP on here for ya though op.
>>35848590
You'd be surprised. I make this faggot thread every day and 9 out of 10 times it gets no replies.
You'd think for all the gay posting on this board there would be one cutebf.
>>35848627
Have you tried checking in the other 10 or so gay threads that show up? I see plenty of BP in those.
>grandma accidentally froze to death in the semen tundra
>sister slipped in the semen slush and shattered her shin
>mom got decapitated by the diarrhea lawnmower
>father was crushed by the cum gargantuan
How do you make yourself eat more
I'm tired of the skeleton life
You don't necessarily need to eat more. Eat calorie packed foods.
Do this kiddo
>tfw tired of the skeleton life but if I eat more I'll turn into skinny fat which is worse