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>>36866399
did you make love to it under the moonlight?

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original dank comment

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>>36866415
i currently cultivating a relationship with her

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>>36866373
>still looking at girls
>not purposefully avoiding turning youe gaze toward any point in space currently being occupied by a female of reproductive age
Gtfo normie

>qt girl sits next to you
>don't move in case you accidentally touch her
>don't breathe in case she is offended

>>36866373
>packed bus
>qt sits next to you
>falls asleep on your shoulder

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nice cover

i forgot to be original, sorry robot

>>36866470

thanks! any to share?

>>36866494
i have one cover that was shared in a voice thread https://clyp.it/52zmxa2c#

it isn't mine. But i think it deserves some attention.

Why would you emigrate to india?

>>36866309
dont count on using toilet paper and watch out for rotting corpses

move to thailand or china instead, become a laborer and work on a boat or something, you might even get a nice tan and get chad tier aesthetics

>>36866309
>India
what the fuck
come to South America, you can get a really good job just for speaking English

>>36866225
I called it the Playstation
Because that's what it is
A Playstation

Every PlayStation is just PlayStation. 1234... all just PlayStation

>>36866225
I spent years trying to figure what the hell a psx is, turns out it's just retards who for some reason don't say ps1

>>36866189
I'm already this way and have never smoked. Probably will start this summer though, i havent much to lose.

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what I would do is eat food that helps improve memory function (i.e. wild salmon, walnuts) Also, taking B-12 Methylcobalamin Vitamin Supplement Tablets will improve your memory

this will greatly improve brain function, concentration, and memory.

>weed withdrawal

Hahahahahahahahaha

If you were a brainlet you'd never realize it. Fucking brainlets.

>>36866237
If you're a complete mental midget, you'd probably realise it. It's the people who aren't quite drooling at the mouth who are the problem.

>>36866173
Nigga please, you're probably 5'10" with a 5.5" dick and you probably just failed a class or two this semester.

its to help you know when something is going wrong with body part X.

If you feel pain in body part X you need to take further action so it stops being painful and so that the pain doesn't spread.

>Why the fuck would we need nerve endings(inside our teeth)
So you know when you have a cavity which could progress to infection or gum disease if left untreated for long enough.

>>36866205
So evolution predicted that we'd develop the technology to treat teeth cavities?

That's why it gave us pain receptors there? Because it had the foresight to realise that eventually we'd develop a society capable of fixing tooth problems?

>>36866320
What if you didn't feel pain and stepped on a nail? You could get infections without knowing

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>>36866086
O-okay

Oregano

>>36866086
the photoshop is strong with these ones

>>36866086
Just embarrassing being a fraud yet still be smaller than your friends both height and size wise.

>>36866075
just watch different genres of anime.
or fucking stop so that you don't become a weeb degenerate.

>>36866091
I'm already fucked man, but I just treat it as a tv show I wont ever stoop down to the level of waifus and hentai and shit like that... I hope

>>36866339
hentai is inevitable if you watch anime. if you get too attached to an anime so are waifus. you'll get emotionally attached to the characters at some point while watching.

>>36866074
Why do you care what the roasties like? Don't waste your time and money trying to get laid.

>>36866074
Anything as long as your face and body looks nice

they find a good jawline and general dominant facial structure attractive, they find height atractive, they find genetic/environmentally acquired traits like high confidence and charisma attractive, etc.

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>>36866066
good question OP.

Also, nice doubles

>>36866066
>phoneposting
You think you are not a normie, huh?

>>36866066
Commit a mass-murder, taking as many of them out before you an hero

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You'll never have the exact same mentality of the girl who was treated nicely by teachers in elementary school because she was qt and got fucked by the varsity quarterback as a freshman cheerleader.

But you can certainly still lose weight, get your life on track, and find a good man.

There is no such thing as fembot or stacy in terms of personality.
Only looks matter for the popularity of a woman. If you want an answer, post a picture of yourself here.

>>36866092
okay lets say i transform myself and i become an 8, but i still am socially retarded, cant really pick up on social cues, a prude, etc. how would i be treated by guys?

>>36865985
Wow this is a shitty system even the Vita is a better option.

>>36865985
you can't keep the rentals you stinky asphalt goblin.

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>>36865985
your being facetious...I get to sit here and watch you play. not funny

>trying to fall asleep at night
>live alone
>hear some noise
>don't get worried
>think:"just take me"

And it never does

>>36866021
I know what you mean anon. I used to be terrified being alone at night. Now I wish something would just happen already.

I felt like this before. I took a drug called ciprofloxacin and it fucked me up so bad. Don't ever take antibiotics with flox in the name unless it's life or death. Like you got exposed to anthrax or something.

After I took that shit I would freak out just if it was raining or something. If dogs were barking outside I would think they knew some shit was about to go down and the world is ending. The nightmares I had were fucking terrible.

Somehow I got over all this but that was a rough few months. I think it's responsible for a lot of the pain I feel in my bones though.