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>>36827244
be the king of my state and economically, militarily, and culturally lead it to renaissance. there are many absurd, impossible ways this could happen

having Le fugg w/ born woman

>>36827244
Happiness.
Happiness too.

>>36827206
but you're a negro

Are you ok? You have been burning in the sun for far too long. You're all black!

>>36827265
I'm black and this made me laugh lmao

>>36827160
Shave everything

>>36827190
Im a dirty hook nosed arab there inst enough time to shave that much body hair

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>>36827160
she'll start to sing and drag you in the water, by the time you'd realise it you'll be miles away from the beach and she'll drown you to drink your blood

>>36827132
go for it faggo. No one will know except you. Just be safe and dick anything you find attractive.

>my dad fights me for my last 3 dollars for coffee on my birthday
>other people get their dads to pay for them to go on luxurious sex vacations

I want to kill myself

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>>36827132
Your dad seems like a good guy.

Go have fun and fuck some gooks.

>>36827107
why do you come to this board? just to taunt the mentally ill and feed into their anxiety?

>>36827107
Lol I laugh my ass off whenever I see manlets, I'm 6'4 so it's just fucking comedy to me that life fucked you that hard.

>>36827107
fuck off with these manlet hate threads you roastie cunt. i don't need you or anyone reminding me of my sub-par existence

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>>36827061
Prove it you piece of shit

>>36827061
Thanks mayne, I needed to hear that

>>36827061
No it wont, I am a manlet and people will never let me forget it.

Pickle and peanut butter sandwiches are good.

I drink Sunny D because of the estus flask meme

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beep boop
boop beep
beip beip
buup buup

>>36826937
i had a hernia when i was a child. so it probably would have exploded and i would have died young.

>tfw born too late

>>36826937
Older bro was a miscarriage so he's dead anyway.
I was a premature c section so I'm probably fucked, natural or not.
If mom didn't die from that, my sister would have gone fine.

I was a healthy baby for a while but then I got really sick but idk if it would have killed me.
>nearsighted
>can't breathe through nose
I wouldn't have been a great warrior but I guess I could have survived as a farmer or something

>>36826921

that's your brain saying it wants to reproduce

>>36826921
Shut up Punpun

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>>36827395
Let's see you make me

nope. b cups are the best.

i prefer a modest size over those any day

>>36826822
I used to, not anymore. I'm an A cup and have learned to love it. I see these thirty something women with sagging breasts, I don't have to worry about that. I don't have back problems either. There's no real plus to having large breasts, only cons.

Bipolaras in diagnosed or bipolar as in "lawl in sooo bipolar!"

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>>36826797
>I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY
>AND NOW I WANT TO EXTERMINATE EVERY LIVING ENTITY FROM THIS EARTH.

Working in retail summed up by some self-diagnosed """bipolar""" tumblr-bitch.

kek'd

I'll actually swing from being tired to wanting to exterminate all life on earth, and I do mean that and not just as an exaggeration or a joke, when doing absolutely nothing that could cause it. Just chilling, watching anime, and all of a sudden I feel the urge to kill shit. I often have to punch myself until I feel dazed and tired again.

>>36826766
Post messages so we can critique, Anon.

>>36827019
This. I feel like you were boring.

>>36827198
>>36827019
Literally all I said was "so shoudl I hit you with a cheesy pickup line or should we skip that part?" one asked to skip and I tried to strike up a conversation about something in her bio, the other did want a line so I dropped two, and got totally blanked by both of them

Just choose to be more motivated, bro. :^)

>>36826762
"It's society's fault that I'm a loser"

>>36826825
>implying society isn't to blame for making retarded ass rules to a game that I didn't even ask to play

>>36826676
Also /mestizo pride/ thread

I don't know but that's a nice picture of a white couple.

Race-mixing/mongrel-making is degenerate.

Race mixers will be the first to go on the day of the rope.

Sigh.
It has, Anon. It has.
At least you understand me

Nope.
Total breeze. Cakewalk life on easy-mode for me.

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>>36826706
It'll be alright
Take it easy for a while
You need to regain your strength
We have to stick together