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>>36399795
Doesn't masochistic mean enjoying pain? Doing it for someone else's sake is more submissive than masochistic. I think you'd have to be able to enjoy it by yourself to be called a masochist.

>>36399833
>I think you'd have to be able to enjoy it by yourself to be called a masochist.

No, there aren't any submissives who engage in BDSM play that involves pain who don't enjoy it- but many do feel that it's enhanced by it being at the whim of someone else.

If a sub HATES pain and doesn't enjoy it one bit but lets it happen that's either abuse, stockholme syndrome or you're like a literal unwilling slave or some shit.

I mean, in theory you might enjoy it on your own but many people don't have the mental resolve to hurt themself and keep going.

That said, addressing OP:
>>36399795
No cock and ball stepping or anything that could cause permanent physical harm. Cutting might be okay in non-vital areas provided it was sterile but I don't like needles or pins.

All I have experience in is being spanked, flogged with household items, slapped, choked, spat on, having orgasms denied, and some verbal abuse.

Giving and receiving however.

>>36400121
>>36399833
Actually in retrospect one could be something like "exclusively psychologically masochistic" but that crosses the line to (serial) abuse victim

>>36399789

> Go to college for liberal art shitty major.

> Dad sucks at job, can't pay college.

> Stuck I. house, learning Japanese cause fucking weeb.

> Scared to get a real job because commitment is hard.

>>36399789
>See job posting for entry level position
>$10/hour
>5 years experience required

I'm kicking myself for not trying to get into medical or dental school. By the time I'm qualified for these shitty jobs I could have been finished with my residency.

>tfw your not NEET by choice, but because no one will hire you even with a degree

>>36399785
how the hell can you finish that? tell me OP. do you just give up and not submit?

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well i've got my bachelor's due in a couple of days and i haven't really managed to write anything down. i've just been putting it off because it seems like so much work.

i've also considered just killing myself instead. seems like no matter what i do i feel like shit afterwards

>>36399785
>500 word essay
I know this is bait, but I can go about writing 4chan walls-o-text that long.

>rural town
>no friends
That's okay though. I plan to get a lot more social once I move to the big city. I'll catch up on all the parties and hangouts I've missed out on.

>>36399816
>move to the big city
it's so expensive tho

also the country is pretty comfy

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>>36399867
I don't care. It's the only thing that will save me from my boring ass life. Student loans will cover me, I don't care if I have to pay it back over decades.
I don't live anywhere warm either, so it's not like I can just sit in my huge backyard and relax all day like a NEET cowboy Texan. Shit's so cold that people mostly stay inside in the winters.

>>36399706

if you post about it enough times on r9k one will magically appear in your lap, i fucking swear

>>36399706
Good luck is all i can say. Weeb and cute don't coincide

>>36399940
>Weeb and cute don't coincide
explain anzu

>white people
Absolutely HOWLING

Get out trap
Reeeeeeeeeeee

>>36399856
Can you help me find onii-chan uwu

>>36399686
r/asianmasculinity has to go back

>>36399709
Who now?

Only white betas resort to gooks

>>36399709
Stop spamming your weeb porn site, faggot.

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>boop nose with plushie

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>>36399601
holds my own hand while sleeping

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yall are weak

>grill messages me after years of silence
>look up her normiebook
>fap

>>36399541
>dream about squeezing out a turd
>wake up
>go wipe ass
>poop

>>36399541
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the one.
Born to bear and read to all
The details of our ending.
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen,
Shit the bed again,
Typical.

>>36399541
LAST NIGHT I THINK I SHIT THE BED

or " I BELIEVE YOU CAN DO IT ALL!

I BELIEVE YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING !! "


are great as well!!! :)

DAI CAZZO!

porcodio metticela tutta should do

>>36399449
>Boy here
There are no boys on /r9k/. Post dick or gtfo.

Please answer the following questions with total honesty and we shall see, (there are no wrong answers)
1- were you born with a vagina?
2- You still have one?
3- Are you white or colored in some way?
4- What color are your rings around your nipples? (cant spell auroeloas...sorry)
5- Criminal record? what charges?
6- body piercings? how many and where?
7-same for ink.
8- How do you feel about sex with popular meat products especially sausages?

Thank you sir. Please be a female. (please have a sausage fetish)

Bois are cute

ororororro

>>36399422
Same here, I got an 4-5 page essay to write on Yoga, and a 10 page essay on comparing the economic growth between China and the USA.

I really want to be on 4chan, swim, and make YTPs. But the dead line keeps getting closer.

>>36399704
yo what's your YT

>1 month ans 9 days till Uni entry exam
>Havent done much studying

Oh boy

At least my grades were good and I might pass without one

I've done it a few times
It feels amazing when you blow your load because your urethra isn't erect, so it feels really warm inside you penor
The actual rubbing/fappig motion isn't so satisfying though.

Wouldn't you just get an erection eventually from the stimulation?

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>>36399738
No coz there s no room for the peeper to get bigger

>>36399485
feelsgoodman

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Reliant Robin edition

>p-please, force those memes inside me senpai
>ah, I-I didn't expect a l-lethal dose of morphine HAHA, so fucking good AHHH
>m-my dick is as hard as three week old Tesco bread senpai, you're forcing these memes so fucking good ahhh
Goodfe-
>*the britfeel poster violently spews cum before the word had even finished being said. And thus concludes his daily fix of forced, terrible memes*

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xi.jpg

waifu.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IDXZrRvH3k


quick wank before the housemate comes back, then the real fun begins.

>>36399374
>chink op image
what have you done op

>>36399354
what, medically speaking, is going on with his legs??? It looks fucking putrescent

Looks pretty accurate

Orig

>>36399354
jesus christ man. im eating peanuts.