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God damn it I am so fucking sick of living in upstate ny. How the fuck is it THIS cold? Who the fuck comes here? It's the middle of March almost god damn may spring break has already gone and PASSED yet I still have a foot of snow outside and can't leave without my whole body going numb in seconds. What the fuck is this place what the fuck is with this shit hole. Literally every day that's not June July or august it's snowing and cold as fuck. We literally get a 3 month break and that's it and even that's shitty as fuck because it's 80-90 and humid as fucking nuts outside. Fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this.
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>>35714479
move to california. its 67 degrees and partially cloudy and im still cold :)
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>>35714757
It's impossible because I come from poverty land
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>>35714479
Fucking global warming right?

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Oh god, let this be a man and the story is totally different. He gonna get marked as a sex ofender/predator and get his life ruined forever. But hey, she's a woman, she has it easy.

This is why I don't believe there's such thing as "fembot"
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>>35714463
She's getting a mugshot, clearly she's not being let off easy you fucking moron

You're the type of person who thinks men are oppressed because you can't get laid
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>>35714463
Name? Also, I wish they'd show the kid in these stories. I want to know what you have to look like to land a hot teacher.
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>>35714474
this. What amazes me is that a lot of these female teachers having sex with students are pretty hot. Lucky bastard.

Do you know how do drive robots?
im 27 and i just managed to overcome my fear of driving this deathmachine, my dad is happy i finally decided to learn and giving me lessons. but i keep fucking up with the clutch.

how long does it take before i can manage it without breaking a sweat?
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>>35714422
I can't stand it either. I'm just going to get a meme scooter.
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20 and my autism kinda helped me. It also helped my dad had a '66 Kreidler with a hand clutch.

Listen to me I fucked up the clutch for a solid month before I got it half-way working. After that it's jsut autism and foresight.
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>>35714422

not too long, just stop being a pussy and keep practicing.

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You say it's my personality. So how come when I use fake pictures and say the same exact things people suddenly like my personality?
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>>35714389

you aren't wrong anon. physical attractiveness makes or breaks your sex life. we all know it, just no one wants to say it.
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>>35714389
the thing is, they don't like the personality, they like the attractive dude on the pics. It's that with your current appearance the only thing you can improve that might make you attractive to some really ugly women is your personality.
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>>35714459

but but its all about personality and confidence!!!!

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Should I quit my current job that pays $12.75 for a job that pays $16.95(it's for a Walmart fulfillment center)

I like the money thing but the Walmart thing though
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>>35714274
How do I get a job in retail?, I've never worked in retail before.
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>>35714274
Where the fuck do you work that ANY Walmart position gets paid 16 dollars an hour
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>>35714274
>he doesnt take the 4 dollar boost in pay

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To what extent do you try to discipline yourself?
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>>35714256
Your unconscious femininity has manifested itself in your handwriting. No wonder you're such a pussy.
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>>35714298
This is my half-assed handwriting. Nobody wants to decipher autistic chickenscratch. That's why good handwriting automatically gets you better grades in college.
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>>35714418
t. never went to college
I write like absolute shit and have a 4.0 for 8 semesters now. Sorry anon, you secretly want to be a trap. Kill yourself

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>be fat weirdo that never talks
>spend around 6 years in isolation
>could barely form a sentence when talking
>think all women are whores and normies are dumb as fuck
>"nah i only think that because im a fat autist"
>turn into chad over 4 horrible and painful years
>turns out the fat me was right

i invaded the normies and became the alpha male in all of my "friend" circles
i listened what they said and watched what they do
they hate you,they talk about you even worse than you think
they are bigger whores and braindead retards than you can imagine
they are all backstabbers and only care about themselves

there is no escape
the things you hope for are not half as good as you think
just end it now or value the people who accept and like you the way you are now
looking to buy a cabin in Finland or Norway to live in the woods for the rest of my life,right now
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>>35714209
Nah, I'll reach pseudo chad level and kick topple the temple down on my own head
roasties beware
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>>35714209
>Finland or Norway
>Not Wyoming or Colorado
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>>35714495
>staying in murrica

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So I play a decent amount of online community games like Dark Souls/Blood Borne, COD, ect and I also like to use hacks/lag switches in the game to piss people off. Yet I have never been banned or warned by the STEAM higher ups. Seems like STEAM doesn't really care at all about hacking or cheating in their games. Has anyone here ever been banned for using hacks or lag switches? I honestly don't think STEAM does even though it claims it.
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What joy do you get in pissing off strangers you've never even met before? How pathetic is your life that this is actually entertaining to you? I used to think friendly fire spawn killing team mates was funny when I was like 12, but I quickly grew past that phase.
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there are no "higher ups, moron

the second you try using an actual cheat you'll be vac banned in any vac secure game
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>>35714213
If you don't understand then there's no point in explaining it to you m80. It's funny and the hate mail is god tier.

>taking risperidone
>already went up 7kg
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>>35714137
nice pic
I remember when 4chan made shit like that all the time
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>>35714137
Have you tried other medications?
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>>35714190
nope, i originally have not

Im fucking SICK of getting btfo in arguments.

How the fuck do I get better at debating?
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call your opponent a cuck/numale/virgin whenever they use a valid argument.
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>mfw have never been btfo
Feels good to be a god
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>>35714152
Don't forget using a smug anime face too

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Holy shit my dad has a wood stove he is OBSESSED with and won't stop fucking with. Literally every second of every day he's opening it up and smacking shit on the inside of it. I mean every single time he walks by it he does every 5 minutes for no reason starting at 6 am. He never fucking stops and I have to listen to it all day and when I'm trying to sleep.
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autism is hereditary
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>>35714104
I got my moms side
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I miss when my family had a wood stove for heat, even though I hated it at the time I look back fondly on having to chop wood in the back yard. Living in a city makes you a lazy complacent slob because you don't have to do anything yourself.

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Why do Yellow Fever White Guys try so hard to force the meme that all Asian Girls worship them? Only a few do.
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The video you posted was 90% "I want white cock" but you posted one of the few where they preferred Japs. Back to /asianmasculinity/.
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http://digitalscholarship.unlv.edu/anthro_fac_articles/47/

> We enlisted 74 Chinese men and women from Hohhot, a northern city, and Chengdu, a southern city, to rank photos of both Chinese and Caucasian male and female models obtained from Chinese magazines. We also elicited emic accounts for the ratings as complementary source of qualitative data. Results revealed that Chinese women ranked Caucasian male and female models as more attractive. Chinese men, however, did not differentially rank East Asian and Caucasian women, though they did rank Caucasian men as being more attractive

you were saying, OP?
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>>35713997
her face is fat anyway

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It's my birthday in 15min and I just wanted to thank you all for being a helpful part of my life since I have joined here for the past five months. I really appreciate the way you guys help out each other. Thanks.
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>>35713963
Hey man, happy birthday! I wish you the best, I hope you find what you're looking for in life and I hope you have a great day today!
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>>35713963
Happy birthday, anon. Thank you for being a terrific dude. What's the plan for today?
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>>35714115
It's 3 to 12 now, I have college at morning 8:40 and it leaves at 5:15. Then classes at 6:30 - 8:30 so I'll leave home by 7 and come by 10:30pm. No plans. I have just recovered from severe illness.

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>at a club with my friend
>my friend was dancing with girls
>I was at the bar drinking
>some qt girl approached me
>she offered me a drink (I know it's weird, but free drinks)
>talked to her for a good 30 min or so
>she asked me come to her place
>Declined, since I was going to the military soon and don't want to fuck up anything.
>she was upset, but understood the reasons
>she handed me her number and said "I hope we can talk some other time."
>Agreed
>some guy came over and talked to her while I was still talking to her (maybe he saw that I was shacking my head)
>Told him "Hey"
>The guy looked at me as if I'm mental
>can tell that he is a wannabe Chad
>tried talking to the girl but the guy told me that "the grown ups are talking"
>the girl said "yeah anon, go talk to your boyfriend (friend)"
>Obviously confused I told her "I thought you wanted to be friends with me?"
>I can tell she is trying to impress the guy and said "why would I be friends with a loser such as yourself?"
>"My girl!" he replied
>so I walked out, threw her number in the garbage and went to Taco Bell

Fuck clubs.
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>>35713923
Damn.


Stay away from clubs
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>>35713923
yup, that's normies alright. I don't know why you are surprised desu, did you think we were all joking here?
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>>35713923
>literally told girl to fuck off
>blaming chad for it
W-WHAT?

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Is there such thing as robot music? Every music thread I've seen here gets written off as normie music.

Is listening to music only for normies?
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>>35713920
Videogame/Anime OST absolutely for robots only

Classical music/Ambeintal music is robot tier but some alternative people might lsiten to it too

Bands are all absolutely angsty normie/failed normie tier, robots normally can't like a whole album but jsut like singles or alimited number of songs from each band/artist
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People capable of producing real music are inherently going to be normies. There are a few bots who make good tracks on Soundcloud but it's just electronic/recorded stuff. But that doesn't mean musicians can't understand the struggle. Like Crywank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFk0cu6gJs

Todd slant isn't really robot tier but I get robot feels from his music. Same with John Maus.

this is a good track a robot made
https://soundcloud.com/user-710620753/for-mom-demo-21

>>35713975
this is also mostly true
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Blackgaze maybe?

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