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>>34035513
Tell your parents to be real fucking chill, dont bring out the baby pics, or make any embarrassing jokes, or say "so when are yall getting married", make sure the place is looking real nice and smells good, air freshner and/or candle, make sure you take a shit if you have to. Just be real cool and mellow, if this girl means anything to you, then you should be comfortable with her, and already have a deep spiritual rapport, that could not be disturbed by anything your parents could possibly do,

>>34035513
Inevitably going to be awkward

>>34035513

What are the activities planned? Lunch? Dinner? Just sit around talking? Bringing her to your room, has she ever been to your house before? Tell your parents not to grill her. Just friendly convo, tell them if there are any sensitive topics like not to ask about her parents if they died 5 days ago. Just good vibes all around, ya feel me?

>>34035489
*keep, not leep

What I get for phoneposting

>>34035489
Give her to me since you're too much of a beta to keep her

you need to trap and eat her, my fellow hunter gatherer.

>>34035467
Don't lie to your doctor you fucking idiot.
He is the one person you should never lie to under any circumstances.

this is why you're a virgin in the first place

stop being such an insecure faggot

>>34035516
I gleefully let everyone I'm a virgin because it's a good talking point and nobody respects me anyway.
gf when

>>34035459
bump

Origininoali

This has happened to me a couple of times, but usually 6+ months apart. I was worried I had ass cancer, but I still haven't seen a doctor.

>do you care about living
yes? go see a doctor, tough shit
no? ignore it and hope it goes away

my nose has been bleeding every day for a week now, ignoring it, hoping it goes away or I suffer a deadly aneurysm or something good

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>>34035455
Honestly I've been thinking about it. Know a guy in the military, talked with me a bit about it. Basically from what I've heard from him is that they fuck you over hard. He hates his time when he's on the job. But afterwards, he enjoyed the experience of it. Would like to hear what other anons say about it.

Not in it but also planning on joining the military. I've got a entrance test on the 15th of Feb. Hoping on becoming a naval officer.

Go luck in you're endeavour op!

>>34035520
>they fuck you over hard
im sure it's worth it to be stronger and feel like a badass in the end.
i've wanted to join ever since playing hm2, as stupid as that sounds

>>34035535
good luck anon

Need to get a haircut today. Fucking hate it

>>34035465
How long is your hair?
I'm scared of people holding sharp things near my head so I tend to stay silent while I focus on him fucking my hair up or cutting my ear or something.

>>34035542

Not especially, but it's insanely thick so once I get beyond 3 weeks it's totally unmanageable and I look ridiculous

>some faggot anon calls you out on being Polish
>pretend to be a dumb nigger
>every time, it works

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>some faggot anon calls you out on being black
>pretend to be Polish
>every time it works

> some calls you a faggot anon
> pretends polands
> he's a NIGGER

>>34035413
I have a baseline. I know what I'm worth.

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>lowered myself all the way to a girl who didn't shave at all. ever. anywhere.
>had a mustache
>could stand it for a whole week
>stopped talking to her entirely

it just ain't worth it. for a little while you're happy you're not alone, then reality sets in.

i merely just feel worse about myself

For some reason plain but dumb girls turn me on

But I don't wanna be that guy who takes advantage of borderline retards

Besides, they're probably taken already since they're easy targets

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Does this mean that I can finally purposely shit myself and then walk around in public for sexual pleasure without feeling any shame?

I agree, BE AUTISTIC BE CRAZY DO THE FUCK YOU ARE FOR REAL

>>34035399
>still thinking about darkness on the sexual level
a primitive being you are

>>34035327
yes, fix it or die.

you hate yourself because you define yourself by your failures and celebrate them with masturbation.

>>34035337
Why am I depressed then? Is it because I've never been intimate with a girl?

Do you really need intimacy and relationships with women to be healthy? I thought it was possible to go through life perfectly fine without sex and dating.

>>34035327
No
It can, but it doesn't by necessity. Are you depressed by the things that you want to depress you or the things that you feel "should", or are you depressed because of something else?

>those kids are gonna die an early death
>all because their parents wanted them to be buff as shit because

lol

>>34035302
I bet even that little kid could beat the shit out of me

>>34035322
Why would they die an early death?

>>34035302
Holy fuck those abs in the middle

>>34035296
Were you able to go to college last semester or did you decide to not go because you couldn't get financial aid?

Why doesn't your dad do his taxes

wtf ive seen this thread before. what are you doing?

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>>34035394

Yeah I went to college last semester

>>34035778
Meant to post it in a uni thread.

>implying Chad would offer that to us

>>34035291
That guy's face pisses me off

that's the quintessential punchable face

>>34035352
>>34035357
Take a closer look at that pic anons. Hint he's got his "stick" out.

b-b-b-b-b-bumps

>>34035269
>Listen to music 4-6 hours a day
>Brother lost my headphone buds
>Won't admit it
>Balding
>Dad sleeping downstairs away from mom for a week
>Always wanted to learn to skate
>Afraid of looking like a jackass
>Pajeet offspring
>Wanna get in shape again
>Lack of music gives me anxiety and I stress eat
One of these fuckin days

>>34035421

Have you tried using Rogaine yet, senpai?

>>34035268
Was that written by someone here?

>virginity anal rapists abusers bad people
???

>>34035268
I don't think it's so much about me comparing myself with other people, I simply yearn for intimacy.