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>normies tell me to "go outside and get some fresh air!"
>go to the park and watch the children play (I ain't a pedo tho )
>brought some flaming hot cheetos
>eat them with chop sticks so my fingers don't get dirty.
>a group of teenagers walk by and call me a flaming faggot and laugh
>nearly cry as I walk home
Why do I even bother. I'm so fucking SICK OF YOU NORMALFAGS TELLING US ROBOTS TO JUST GO OUTSIDE XD. Seriously kys.
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I know that feel, anon. I once went to McDonald's alone and a bunch of high school girls and one Chad started laughing at me for no reason. I didn't even do anything weird or autistic, other than being alone. Fuck going outside.
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>>37602198
I eat at fast food places alone all the time, I usually just chill with my headphones while eating, what were you wearing?
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pic related and my jean jumpsuit, why?
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Being friendzoned is nothing 2017-06-09 03:39:14 Post No.37602121
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Being friendzoned is nothing
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It's nothing compared to the feeling someone only talks to because they want to fuck you.
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>>37602121
>being rejected as a whole isn't worse than being pursued and wined and dined
Roasties
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>>37602121
>tfw deep down you know shes right but dont want to admit it
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>>37602121
The moment these whores don't have a man go after them just for sex, even if it's just for a month, they'll start begging for them to come back.
Women are fucking retarded and rarely know what they want - what's new?
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What do a girl's skin feel like?
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>>37602052
Feels as smooth as silk
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it's very smooth, unbelievable. nothing you can ever imagine
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>>37602052
like shit.
2D>3D pigs
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The "Chads Only" Narrative 2017-06-09 03:33:11 Post No.37602046
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The "Chads Only" Narrative
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Time to rise above our puddles of sweat, tears, and last night's guilty fap. Share some stories about robots and normies getting the girl, and keeping her. No more sob stories, no more broken dreams.
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Nobody is saying non-chads can't get laid. But there is a difference in a pity fuck after you spent all your money on a girl vs getting laid by a girl on the first date
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>>37602108
also between getting some fat single mom, and a stacy
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>>37602046
>another roastie appreciation thread
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You and your girlfriend went on a road trip over the weekend. On the way to your destination, you drove 180 miles, and your girlfriend drove the rest of the way.
Coming home on exactly the same roads, your girlfriend drove the first 150 miles and then you got behind the wheel for the last leg of the journey.
So what is the difference in miles between the distance you drove and the distance your girlfriend drove?
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>>37601974
trick question. women cant drive
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it's30right?
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You Iight the match first, professor
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>be tranny ponyfucking faggot
>make music video and 42 minute "animated" video about shooting
>don't even shoot up school, choose to shoot up supermarket like a little bitch
Not even the Supreme Gentleman was this cringe
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he sounds like an /r9k/ poster
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He's worse than Chris Chan. At least Chris Chan didn't go shooting up people.
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>>37601903
he sounds worse then a /r9k/ poster
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who /minecraftnostalgia/ here?
>ywn feel this comfy again
>ywn spends hours in singleplayer mode
>ywn rp by yourself again
>ywn log on to those small close-knit comfy servers again
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I have a lot of good memories playing this game. First comfy singleplayer, then haphazard multiplayer, then real multiplayer with friends and later on a comfy server where we did a bunch of shenanigans and eventually got almost banned and our buildings demolished.
Good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGxQNQtnr6Q
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>ywn never come home from school to watch new videos from those autistic Minecraft youtubers
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You still can, there still isn't any other game out there quite like it though many try to be. Don't even get me started on the ridiculous amounts of mods
>T. Played minecraft for 9 years
Man I feel ancient
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I've had an internet relationship with a cute girl she is 14 years old we wrote more than for one month long and she said things like "i want to give you a blowjob" "and fuck me already"
but i did'nt had the money at that time
now she had found a autistic fat cunt as a new friend (probably fucks with him) (but i saw a picture where they kiss'ed themselves)
she dont love me anymore we are "just friends" i have dozens of nudes from her should i get on revenge and show them to her friends? please help me out of this situation im full of anger
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>im 18 years old between
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If you valued the time you spent together, don't do it.
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>>37601741
>should i get on revenge and show them to her friends?
If you are a man, any kind of man, you won't. Grow bigger than that and let it go. This is a rite of passage, don't blow it.
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>mom keeps pressuring me to buy beer for "us"
>she drinks it all I might get some if I'm fast enough
>makes me use my autismbux to buy beer
>whenever I refuse she goes on this guilt trip
>"hurr durr you don't know what it's like to be me"
>"I don't use any money on anything why not beer?!"
>"buhuu I'm 50 years old and my kids wont even let me live a little"
>sometimes she even gets mad and loses her shit
>frequently drunk drives to the store just to buy beer
>literally takes advantage of my aspergers and low self esteem
>she's also the main reason I have such low self esteem
>she justed asked me if I wanted to go to the store and buy beer
>said no
>"oh I'll just go myself then! It's not like I'm drunk!"
>she already had 5 beers
>she tok my credit card and drove to the store just now
I really need to get the fuck out of this house but I can't leave my little sister with my toxic mother, it's like this every fucking weekend and it's been like this for as long as I can remember. It happens during the weekdays too but the weekends are the worst.
I really want to move and get my sister out of this house aswell but I don't know who to ask for help
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Get a job, you fucking slob, and fuck your mom when she's drunk
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Call the police and report her for drunk driving and stealing your card
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>>37601767
how funny and original
>>37601781
I don't think it's gonna be any better, same with child service.
we've already had police and child service at our home several times before and it's no help.
I'm sure this is something that my family has to resolve by themselves but it's doesn't seem like anyone else in my family gives a shit. I have 5 siblings, 3 of them os older than me and I seem to be the only one who cares about this
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How do I get a woman like this lads?
5'5''
5''
127 IQ, 1350 SAT
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>>37601729
Manlet status hindering your success and age/relative success is inversely related. If you're a young robot it'll probably be hard mode. If you're an interesting old cunt it'll be considerably easier.
Given that you posted your SAT score I'll recommend trying to play the long game and connect emotionally. Looks won't be getting you there.
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>>37601729
why do you even mention their IQ?
they are just simple spoiled children (aka modern strong women)
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>>37601804
Those are my stats
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Things you find Unconventionally Depressing? (pic unrelated) 2017-06-09 03:08:11 Post No.37601701
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Things you find Unconventionally Depressing? (pic unrelated)
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Hello Anons, lately I Have considered making a youtube video on things that I personally find unconventionally depressing Including Abba and British seaside towns. Is there anything you find unconventionally depressing? I would be interested to know
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>>37601701
Pakis.
They're the most smelly, repungent, ugly sods on the planet.
A rotten turd in the sewer has more culture and beauty than them and their paki religion of Islam.
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errr... thanks? I was going more along the lines of arbitrary things that make you feel depressed and cant really put your finger on why they make you feel that way. But thanks for the reply I suppse
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>>37601923
You're welcome OP.
Always glad to help.
>he isn't straight edge
explain yourself, degenerate norman kun
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>>37601653
What makes you think that you are not the degenerate one instead of me?
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When im high i dont have to think about my life and i dont have to feel my feels
If you enjoy your life sober then god bless you but i dont care if you deem having to use drugs to get through the day "degenerate"
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life is pretty pointless so I figure I might as well drink alone
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>convince gf to get fucked by another dude while I watch because cuck meme fetish
>she was reluctant but finally accept
>find a well-endowed guy on tinder for her
>meet up with gf at hotel
>both of us never been this horny
>phone's ringing, she answers, tells him room's number
>can't back out now
>he comes in, she greets him with a blowjob
>they start fucking
>I fap and cum in 10 seconds
>instant regret
>she's getting railed for another hour squirming in pleasure
>I fucking want to make it stop but can't interrupt them now
>watch silently
>he finally cums on her face and leaves
>she falls asleep shortly after covered in his semen in the soaked sheets
>I decide to just leave
>it's been a week now and I've been ignoring her calls and messages
>don't ever want to see her again
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>>37601606
Call your girlfriend you stupid cuck. Go back and rail the shit out of her. I would fucking KILL to have a GF that would actually call me when I disappear or even give a shit about me at all.
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>actively seeking to get cucked
That's where you went wrong, anon. You fucking degenerate.
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You deserve what you get. Now stew in your regret.
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>drinking water
How do normies do this shit? I can't remember the last time I drank straight water.
Why would you drink it when there's so much better tasting shit and healthier shit out there, for example I drink about 2 liters of Diet Sunkist everyday. Same calories as water but tastes 1,000x better.
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>>37601518
pretty stale bait homie
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>>37601518
Soda is fucking disgusting you degenerate. Nothing better than ice cold water. There's a reason you're a fat fuck with no chance at a normal life
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>>37601518
jesus dude at least put some effort into it
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Who else /hatewhitepeople/ here?
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Not me fellow black bro. And you shouldn't either
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>>37601469
Nothing wrong with white people. Some are assholes but that's true about all races.
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>>37601469
There's alot more white hate than usual today, what's happened.