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Why aren't you at Coachella? Literally the most fun you'll have with random people
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>>36379560
Shit music.
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>>36379560
alexis looks like utter shit in this faux cholo getup
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>>36379560
As much bottom barrel white pussy is easy there, I'd rather not endure shit music and slut outfits just to get that

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What could have been done to save Hannah?
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>>36379529
Ultimately, her class counsellor following up the tell tale signs that she was just raped and was suicidal
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men not being entitled assholes. realistically, the counsiler coulda dont better.
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>>36379529
attention seeking narcissist who expects everyone to love and respect her.


glad she died

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>2004. Family got a camcorder
>me and Lil bro make lots of stupid home movies
>stop using it cuz the tiny vhs tapes it needs are hard to find
>dig out equipment and tapes for nolstagic reasons a couple years later
>laughing and having feels at the dumb films me and Lil bro would make
>suddenly cuts off 30 mins into tape
>its my dad
>he just moved the camera around the house, sets it down and stares into the camera
>goes from living room to bathroom to kitchen etc
>sets it down and stares
>I find this very disturbing and like a shouldn't watch it
>but I continue
>eventually cuts back to me and bros hone movies
>very disturbed but I put another tape in
>same thing as last time, deep into the tape it cuts off suddenly to my parents bathroom
> nothing happens but some noise, no one enters the frame
>goes back to shitty home movies but gets cut off again after awhile
> its just my dad staring into the camera for 15 minutes, he looks troubled
>tape ends. Look thru the rest but no more weird dad videos

Found these a year after he killed himself. From the time frame these were recorded roughly before he died. Its nothing drsmatic, but I've never been brought to tears and disturbed by anything like these tapes. Just thougt I'd share. I've never shared these tapes with anyone
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Apologies for saying tape so much
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>>36379525
are you going to upload the tapes?
do you know of any others?
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>>36379525
Your dad just wanted to be a part of your lives.

tfw getting so lonely that i'm tempted to fall for the LDR trap
How are you all doing today?
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>>36379476
Doing just as shit as always. suicide seems to be the one and only option.
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>>36379510
it sure can feel like that sometimes, I agree.
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do you make videos on yt? op

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>open book test tomorrow on how my week has been
>haven't studied for it
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>>36379407

>got report back on what I did on the long weekend
>teacher gave me an F because all I wrote was that I stayed home and played video games
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>100 word essay due in 4 weeks
>still haven't picked my topic
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>50 word thesis on cat in the hat
>haven't even watched the movie

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>go to work 8 hours
>commute half an hour
>do laundry
>mow
>eat shower

When does the living life part begin?
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summer vacations as kid

that was the only life you'll ever experience
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>>36379391
You have the time. Many people are awake 16+ hours a day, I doubt you mow everyday and I doubt laundry takes any longer than half an hour (and that's doing a weekly load - it'd be less for daily loads).

You could be doing more, but you aren't.
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you missed the
>get married
>have kids
>hoe cheats with Tyrone
>she wants the divorce
>she takes the kids and mindwashes them making them hate you
>you have to pay for her shit
>grow older
>say to the next generations that life is an adventure in a pity way to make you feel like you didn't waste your life for falling for the normie life meme
>also bonus points of the next generation actually fucks up more due to your advice

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Does anyone else feel like they're completely out of touch with reality? Or that it seems like you're not even from this world?

Some of you probably understand what I mean.

Surely I can't be the only one.
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>>36379382
I think so. I don't really fit in anywhere in society. I don't want to work, I don't know what my purpose is, I have no future plans. All I've done my entire life is play vidya and masturbate. No girl will ever love me, I will never accomplish anything, I'm worthless.

It wouldn't matter if I were dead, I sometimes get this sudden thought in my head which tells me what is the point of living?

Every night when I walk the dogs I look up into the night sky and watch the stars. There is so much stuff out there that I will never experience or see, that also applies to earth.

I'll play vidya and masturbate until the day I know this will sound pathetic but If someone were to take video games I'd have nothing else to live for and would probably drive me into suicide.
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>>36379382
Tell me more, anon. I need to understand
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>>36379382
yes. i feel it constantly.
i just hope there's something better than this. like this is all a dream and after we die we wake up somewhere better.
it's a nice thought, anyways.

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What kind of mental gymnastics do you have to do to convince yourself you don't need sex or a relationship?
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It's not mental gymnastics (nice buzzphrase), it' enlightenment. The fourth facet of the noble eightfold path is Right Conduct, which prohibits sex.
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>>36379380
I need sex, but I think I can make do with volunteering at pet shelters for relationships.
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>>36379501
Siddhartha Gautama was a prince who had literally all the sex he wanted for YEARS before choosing to abstain from it, so that's some bullshit. It's like Chad telling you to b urself.

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Do you robots have any niche hobby's or interests?
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>>36379379
Violin making never mentioned on 4chan not even mentioned in /diy/
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>>36379746
Sounds like one of the hardest things you could ever do. I play and sometimes I can't help but take long looks at the Craftsmanship in a violin. Everything is so perfectly proportional and surprisingly sturdy, from the f-holes to the sound post to the carvings on the bridge. It's amazing.
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i like to keep fish and snakes

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Is it normal to be attracted to traps, pansexual, crossdresser, non-binary people? Specfically those that are male and are more feminine, but clearly have a penis. (Think, a man with long hair, a dress etc.)

I'm not attracted to any kind of post-op trans, but only in the more classical sense of a drag queen. I'm also not attracted to men, at all, unless they fit that criteria of being "feminine."

I almost exclusively masturbate to females, but again, i mix in the shemales sometimes, and I really like it.

What is my sexuality? I know its not gay, but its something creepier or something.
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You are bisexual. You like men and women.
It means you're gay OP.
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>>36379433
>You are bisexual
>It means you're gay
You fucking what?
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>>36379502
If you're bisexual, it means you like men and women. It means you like your the opposite sex and yours.

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*blocks your path*
>Hey cutie, got a facebook?
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um, no, not anymore haha. would you like to exchange emails?
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facebook? lmao what is this, 09?
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Not i a million years is this not a prank so I'd just ignore her and keep walking

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>be me in 1999
>go to ITT tech in newburgh IN
>in a lab class
>question in textbook was vague
>ask fat fuck teacher mr. harvey to clarify it
>he just reads the question aloud verbatim as if i'm retarded
>provides no further help
>get pissed
>seriously considered getting a shotgun from home and blowing his fat fucking guts out
>calm down
>drop out
>stay home
>16 hours a day, 7 days a week, shitpost about ITT
>create various accounts on AOL, somethingawful, r33t.org
>discouraged as many potential students as possible to avoid ITT tech
>in chat rooms, on message boards, in instant mesasges, in e-mails
>this went on for 16 years
>moved on to new sites like myspace, xanga, digg, facebook, twitter, leddit
>still warning students about itt being shitty from multiple online personas
>itt finally closes down all operations
>mfw no one can or will ever sue me for libel or slander

If you've been warned against going to ITT by a well-written person on the internet between 1999-2015, that was most likely me. You're welcome!

oh and mr. harvey you were never a sniper in the vietnam war you fat lying fucking piece of shit, kill yourself.
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Nice work. It didn't quite reach devry level meme status but I'm sure you managed to hit them where it hurts.
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>A February 2011 investigative report by WTMJ-TV in Milwaukee found evidence of widespread grade inflation at the school's Milwaukee area location in Greenfield. In one instance, a student got 100% on a computer forensics assignment by emailing the professor a noodle recipe. The station believed this to be a way to increase federal student aid funding.

You did nothing wrong. For profit education is shit and the government needs to get out of the business of student loans.
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>>36379122
I respect your persistence anon, you achieved a pretty significant life goal and fucked itt tech pretty good. I wonder where mr. Harvey is now

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anybody else fap weird?

i lay on my back, bend my legs, put a pillow or bundled up blanket between my thighs, benis laying against my belly

then i thrust with my hips with the pillow rubbing against the underside of benis

sometimes i use my thighs to move the pillow a bit while i do it

LOOK MOM NO HANDS
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pls help this cant be healthy
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regardless of how you fap, muscular waifus are the best.
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>>36379444
trips of truth

but really ive read about the dangers of prone masturbation but what about this

i just cant get off with my hand

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>This sweet innocent little angel got damaged

Why? What happened?
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>>36379022
Who is this what happened to him?
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>>36379055

his story is too depressing to go over.
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>>36379132
Give us a name or something, lad.

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>parents holding a party at our house
>will likely be around 50-100 people
>happened before so know what to expect
>can't hide in my room this time
>thinking about taking straight shots and getting pissed
>small chance I'll enjoy myself
>high chance I will make myself look like an immature asshole
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>>36378948
Is there a closet or attic you can hide and get drunk in?
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>>36378948
Why can't you hide in your room?
With so many people there they won't even notice you're gone
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>>36378948
Sorry to derail, but quick question
Why do white people make that face in the op pic
What do they mean by this?

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