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>mention to group of classmates in passing that I haven't had sex
>one of the girls texts me later that she gets off from teaching virgins
>probably a prank but fuck it
>meet her at a cafe, I somehow successfully get through lunch without dropping too much spaghetti
>head to my apartment
>some clumsy kissing, she tells me what feels good during heavy petting
>get into the main event
>holy shit, I can't believe how well this is going
>"now choke me"
>what?
>wrap my hand around her throat, practically grab her entire neck
>lightly press her into the pillow
>"harder"
>squeeze, she gags and starts shaking
>falls back limp the moment I let go
>I'm shaking, couldn't cum I was so freaked out
>she gets dressed, heads out and actually thanks me
>called me yesterday but I don't know if I even want to do that again
why are girls so scary
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>>38784139
post screen cap of the text.
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sounds hot asf do it to me daddy
>inb4 normal fag reply
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>>38784139
fake, you wrote this for some attention. Throw away the bullshit story op and I'll talk to you about whatever you want.
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/it happened finally/ 2017-08-01 08:42:41 Post No.38784127
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I'm actually moving out, and got a decent room. My shift at work got changed to closing and there is a pretty cute girl named Jessica that said yes to a date and I reacted accordingly (pic related)
As someone who plays a shit ton of games, how do I date a girl that doesn't.
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How were you able to move out?
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>>38784127
>spend less time on games
>make sure you have a life outside games
>offer to include her in casual stuff
That's about as much as you can do. Leave this board or risk poisoning the relationship
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>>38784679
I make music and sold a ton of it over 3 years to save and then got a job at a movie store and evntually got the manager spot. So now I pay rent / bills with the manager thing and now the music money is full on spending money.
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Daily Reminder that under sundresses, women usually wear cute small thongs
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Wrong, only full blown whores wear thongs under loose clothing. Regular roasties wear them under yoga pants (because "MUH PANTY LINES!!") and respectable girls wear boyshorts and have never been within 20km of a thong.
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I don't find thongs cute at all
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jojo is so lewd
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>mom read my piss parables
It's all over lads
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>tim byrne
what a fucking nutjob
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>dad found my phlegm fairies
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>surrogate parent found my mammary memoirs
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>ywn live in small town alberta and work on a ranch, tending to horses and raising cattle in the open prairies
>ywn come home to a gf with a qt alberta accent making you a hot dinner after a long day's work
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>>38783806
Small town Albertan here. Be fucking wary of alberta girls. They're absolutely trash
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>>38783806
>tfw I'm a Newfie
>a friend called me an idiot for going to university again, instead of going to muh oul sands
>7 years later, the oil sands are gone in the shitter
>haven't heard of that friend in about as long
>not sure if i should hope he still has a job (he has a kid), or not (he was a bit of an idiot)
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>Alberta accent
I didn't realise there was an Albertan accent. You all sound identical to Americans.
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>tfw no qt vegan metalhead gf
Why even live?
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>>38783666
Thanks for reminding why I drink Satan.
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They're bonkers. I have dated almost exclusively metal chick's, a couple normie staceys and 2 emo qts. The staceys are insane when it comes to expectations of you, metal chick's are mentally unstable at all times and will hold a grudge over the dumbest shit forever. They also generally seek more attention than even the staceys. Emo qts are where it's at and are a near extinct breed.
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>>38783666
I fucking hate female vocalists in metal. Biggest attention whoring cunts. They also sound like shit compared to men
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>tfw submissive male
life is truly suffering
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>>38783587
You're submissive because of low confidence and low testosterone and you'd become dominant if you increased those things
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dumpass. it's late.
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>>38783608
How to increase T without losing hair
Draw how you're feeling right now
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this is not an original feel
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>>38783588
why are you sad, sad guy?
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>>38783573
You look exactly like the virgin guy in the meme except you have piercings and facial hair
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AND IF A DOUBLE DECKER BUS KILLS THE BOTH OF US TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAYY TO DIEEE
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>>38783571
my life at stake
a hostage situation
that i cant escape
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Des. Pa. Cido
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>>38783571
I need a brand new friend who doesn't bother me. Or. What do we get for our trouble and pain? Just a rented room in whalley range
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Writing Some Novels 2017-08-01 08:09:49 Post No.38783515
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Writing Some Novels
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2017-08-01 08:09:49
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Okay, so I plan to write a series of firm-hard science fiction novels. Each book will be 120-180k words each (Average of Harry Potter books length).
I have 3 choices for the general theme of the books.
My friends online and off cannot decide what I should write, or what would be most interesting to read. So I am letting you all do that for me.
The book will be based in the near future in the same since Star Trek is, with very very much world building.
Help me out, I will even give out updates, and copies of the book out for free in PDF form. Because I am all for open distribution.
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>Aliens are frequent, but every time we find them they are dying or dead after being threatened by some kind of omnipresent outside force.
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>Aliens are infrequent, any aliens we do find, or civilizations that did emerge have been long dead, and we don't know why.
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>We cannot seem to find signs of alien life in the universe. The books would be about the psychology and philosophy about being alone in the universe.
>Also sci-fi wallpapers I guess.
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What even is /lit/?
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>>38783529
I thought /lit/ was for already published works.
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post your stories here, writerbot. /lit/ is for pretentious turbofaggots
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Lacan conceives the difference between the two deaths as the difference being real (biological) death and its symbolization, the settling of accounts the accomplishment of symbolic destiny (deathbed confession in Catholicism, for example). This gap can be filled in various ways; it can contain either sublime beauty or fearsome monsters: in Antigone's case, her symbolic death, her exclusion from the symbolic community of the city, precedes her actual death and imbues her character with sublime beauty, whereas the ghost of Hamlet's father represents the opposite case, - actual death unaccompanied by symbolic death, without a settling of accounts - which is why he returns as a frightful apparition until his debt has been repaid. This place between the two deaths, a place of sublime beauty as well as terrifying monsters, is the site of das Ding, of the real-traumatic Kernel in the midst of symbolic order.
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My graduate advisor looked a lot like zizek and I sat through an uncomfortably high number of meetings where he was sloppily eating gyros.
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>>38783624
Why would someone sloppily eating a gyro make you uncomfortable? Sounds like you have the problem unless he was tonguing it or something.
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>>38783624
(((University))) (((professor))) sloppily eating (((Gyros)))
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When and where did your life go wrong?
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>cutout hoverhands for him
anyways it was probably never right
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>>38783478
Welp it all started when i was born
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Probably the moment my father met my mother.
LOOK OUT!
ANTS!
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AHHHHHHHHHH
GO AWAY ANTS
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I roll to blast Ants with Piss
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DID SOMEONE SAY ANTS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpiDADw5Omw
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this nigger should be proud of his fame because being a 5'6 manlet he would be virgin or fucking fat single mothers in the hood
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>>38783456
LITERALLY WHO
origatoni
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And what prevent other manlets from getting famous?
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>>38783498
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxsexxxxxxcxccxxxxxxxsexxxxxxtention
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>tfw no shortstack goblin gf
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>>38783366
Starting right now, I'm collecting all the stupid >tfw no gf posts you guys make.
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>>38783507
I have a decent one my dude
Hahahaa hurts so much hahahhaha
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I don't know this feel
Not at all