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>>38829109
First way(which works for most people): you must know what they want/like. Then exercise on your talking techniques. You must give them the impression that you will shower them with that thing if they do x for you, but you must make it so you DON'T really promise it, it must remain at the "maybe" level.
Second way: Befriend them and make them work for you. If that doesn't work make sure to disconsider them and mistreat them until they will crave for your attention. You can know that once they act like slaves around you, not trying to upset you, being pleasant and friendly, etc. Once you see that, put them to work and only recognise them A LITTLE and after that keep neglecting them. This works especially on WEAK people, who have no self esteem and are awkward and pathetic.

>>38829109
Haha brainlet wants to manipulate people, just kill yourself idiot.

>>38829109
Read "How to win friends and influence people." Also known as "How to manipulate people."

There's no Chad in that picture, fuck off newfag.

>i smoke drink and fuck whores
how do u smoke or a chick?

>>38829110
post whoever you want my point still stands retard. in any case at least 75% of faggot r9k will call those guys chads.

You're certainly not. Discord is the cancer killing 4chan.

>>38829005
I only use it because it doesn't use as many resources as skype and has better sound quality and connection than skype. Hate the layout though.

people who use discord use facebook and other normalfag things as well
they are all redditors and nothing more

>>38828962
Are you a girl OP? I havent come across a guy who cant have friends solely because he's ugly. What a bitch thing to do

I know that feel.
Around the age of 12 I lost all my friends cause I was to childish and wanted to just have fun like always while they got involved in typical teenager bullshit.

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>>38828962
no wory we r ur frens

>Yeah it's just my girlfriends
>Yeah I know weird right?

Not so much lube next time. It won't slip out so easy.

>>38829048

Nah senpai I live with my parents they know I'm single

> I HATE PORN

fucking protestant

>>38828879
don't worry about it

consider porn on /R9K/ to be water under the bridge

porn, sex and most things about sexuality are fucking disgusting, I don't like it either
but this is a free board with muh freedoms so you gotta man up and drink a shot of pepto-bismol

maybe you're just dumber than you think, op. most people are

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>>38828851
because you arent as smart as you think op

>>38828877
Well what happened? I used to score 126. Now I'm at like...113. What's going on do you think?

if you have a phone, get google hangouts. it has a phone function that can make free domestic calls and international calls for pennies per minute.
can't receive calls, though...

>>38828863
I dont really anyone too all desu,ijust want youtube and 4chan in the woods, I have an anker solar panel that can charge it

>>38828932
im just scared because ive heard people get unlimited data then all of a sudden they've go a 2000 dollar phone bill and company basically make there money fucking you over

>>38828782
>Buy / Sell thread
>Hi welcome to the /r9k/ marketplace.
>List items you want or which you what to sell
>If the items are physical objects then include the distance you are willing to travel
Bump

>>38828782
I have an extra box set of The Simpsons Season 4.

$5

I'm willing to deliver 3 miles away from my house in Southern California.

I'm selling extra pairs of socks I guess

I have nothing
Please come and take my belongings for free
They mean nothing to me

>>38828633
I don't know but I know one thing is that if I ever get to smell a cute girl's butthole I'm sure I'll get a raging boner no matter what the smell is

>>38828633
I don't know if it's the "ass" per se but there's something very intoxicating down there for damn sure.

What was his channel's name again?

>>38828627
You just kinda can tell, and if you can't, you probably never will be able to.

If the person is personally vested in you somehow, actually cares about you, or has some kind of connection to you, it's probably genuine niceness. If not, probably just socially-obligatory politeness.

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if you know you're awkward as hell and you dress and smell like a sperg, probably the latter.

>>38828669
>>38828671
It's easy to tell when it's happening to other people, but with me I'm just not sure.

Jack off to her, senpai. While looking at her.

>>38828644

fck off, i srsly want them to go.... its so annoying. maybe i get an wet shit in an plastic baggage throwing it at them when they drunk enough not knowing where its coming from

>>38828702
I'd call the cops if someone did that to me. You'll get cited for assault, senpai.

>>38828586
Hitler, for losing the war and allowing these tards to exist

just two autists being autists

>>38828586
i would kill myself after that. poor autist got shut down hard

>>38828583
Gonna guess game, Yakuza?

>>38828616

It's from the Tekken movie. I didn't know there was a Tekken movie.

yeah I started eating spinach, have not noticed any difference in anything though

To be work bitches. To be cucks.

>>38828565
What a shit thread. Only posters that should be on r9k are
>manlets
>minorities
>uggos

that's it, everything besides that is normie tier

>>38828565
Traditional societies gave every man a wife so there was no selection.