Why is /soc/ full of Chads?
>tfw no genitally mutilated gf
You know it don't you?
do you.....know what that means?
female genital mutilation is normally just cutting off the clit, a highly sensitive and tiny nub above her vaginal opening and urethra. it's the easiest way for a girl to get pleasure from anyone and anything, all you gotta do is just touch it. or rub it, or lick it, or massage it, or even just breathe on it.
you can do whatever the fuck you want to her, as long as you got two fingertips pulling a tornado on that clit, she'll be satisfied.
How to become a manipulating sociopath?
Im a cyborg and I can talk to people, but its boring as fuck. I want them to do whatever I want
Long posts more than welcome
First way(which works for most people): you must know what they want/like. Then exercise on your talking techniques. You must give them the impression that you will shower them with that thing if they do x for you, but you must make it so you DON'T really promise it, it must remain at the "maybe" level.
Second way: Befriend them and make them work for you. If that doesn't work make sure to disconsider them and mistreat them until they will crave for your attention. You can know that once they act like slaves around you, not trying to upset you, being pleasant and friendly, etc. Once you see that, put them to work and only recognise them A LITTLE and after that keep neglecting them. This works especially on WEAK people, who have no self esteem and are awkward and pathetic.
my name is chad. i am in a fraternity. i smoke drink and fuck whores who nobody would even consider marrying at this point and I also indulge my mind in nigger music such as Rae Sremmurd and Future. I have 0 creative power nonetheless and all I can do is follow the wave. pic related me and my bros who nu-r9k loves to worship so much.
anyone else refuse to use discord? I cant be the only one
>tfw used to have friends before HS
>HS starts and everyone starts partying
>be 1/10 in looks because of facial deformity
>start to slowly lose majority of my friends
>ywn be average looking and average height
Worst feel desu
>exterminator found the buttplug
I wish I was meming, bois
STOP POSTING PORN, I HATE PORN, IT'S GROSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I know that IQ isn't hard science or anything and it's still somewhat controversial, but why am I so bad at them? I know I'm smart, I can tell who's smarter than me and who isn't etc etc but I always score shit on them. I've always had good grades and was even the highest GPA for 5th grade and was in the Gifted and talented program as a kid so what gives (3rd to 5th grade)
because you arent as smart as you think op
my great grandmother just passed away and my uncle is selling the house and im not getting shit, now that the comfy neet life is over I have no choice but to live In the woods for probably a year or so. ive always been afraid of debt and phone companies but is there a phone plan with unlimited data that wont fuck me so I can still be online while living in the forest?
Buy / Sell thread
Hi welcome to the /r9k/ marketplace.
List items you want or which you what to sell
If the items are physical objects then include the distance you are willing to travel
>Buy / Sell thread
>Hi welcome to the /r9k/ marketplace.
>List items you want or which you what to sell
>If the items are physical objects then include the distance you are willing to travel
Does girl's asses smell good?
How do you know if people are genuinely nice or just doing so out of politeness?
You just kinda can tell, and if you can't, you probably never will be able to.
If the person is personally vested in you somehow, actually cares about you, or has some kind of connection to you, it's probably genuine niceness. If not, probably just socially-obligatory politeness.
if you know you're awkward as hell and you dress and smell like a sperg, probably the latter.
Some fucking drunk Chad and Stacy sitting 10 meters away my window on a litte park square, they giggle and have a good time for quite an hour now. I cant stand that bullshit and can hardly retain my self.
Im trying my best to burst creepy music like dat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUIeTjhFGss
but they wont fuck off and let me have my evening beer in peace...
Who was in the wrong?