>tfw just found the most perfect cocksucking video
>tfw no anon to record the most perfect cocksucking video with
>>34481136
L-link it plz
>>34481136
P-please post it anon
Is anyone else into tomboys?
I've dated a lot of girls like this and I'm telling you they are FAR FAAAR better than the cunty bitches you guys go after.
>>34481121
>fucking this
Tomboys are usually cool as fuck, at least the ones i've been able to talk to, staceys are usually right cunts.
Also i get more attention from tomboys because i wear nailpolish as a male, so that's cool i guess.
Where do I find cute tomboys that aren't also dykes?
>mfw lara isn't real life
y-you want to ban me? ;_;
>>34481120
Yea, fuck you and fuck your stupid towel you were on your stupid ass head.
yep, best of luck in your war torn wasteland of a home. Nothing personal kiddo
I couldn't give a shit either way
I don't go outside so I'm not gonna get TRUCK'D or blow up by muslims.
What compels a human being to stand up for someone else's rights?
I mean, I get it if you're friends or they're your family. But why would you support someone you don't even know?
Whenever a SJW talks about the rights of minorities or, hell, whenever someone donates anything to anyone, I think they have ulterior motives. Looking good in other people's eyes being the main one.
>>34481114
did you really only just notice that
>>34481114
All they care about is feeling morally superior, that's literally all it is. Every action from these kinds of people can be explained by this.
>>34481114
In today's society, actions like that are an unholy combination of altruism and egotism. It's still an act out of self-interest while nevertheless complying to what society expects of you.
Is adopting a small girl and raising her to be your wife when she grows up illegal?
Neck yourself
Seriously
Originoo
>>34480986
>Is adopting a small girl and raising her to be your wife when she grows up illegal?
No it's genius.
Nah that's what Woody Allen did
The older I get the more I realize we're the same as the animals
yea but wez smart animal so it different
>>34480980
Did you tip your fedora while typing that
>>34481074
>Did you tip yor fedora while typing that
>be me
>robot
>come here
>tired of being lonely
>post my steam to try and make friends
>get called a normie and reeeed outta town
>not cool enough to hang with robots
>not cool enough to have an irl friend
I'm posting my id again today
http://steamcommunity.com/id/40ghzorbust/
Eventually someone will want to play with me, because some of you actually want friends right? I'm not mad at any of you. Please play with me
:
>>34480932
>>34481075
FUCK YOU BOTH NORMIE ATTENTION WHORES LEAVELEAVELEAVE REEEEE
>>34480932
They called you a normie for some reason, what is it?
>>34480932
They are not actual robots
They are social outcasts that are too stupid for their own sake (alternatively got kicked away from /trash/ and /vg/ circlejerks)
Why do black people have it so easy? I made a nigger account on Facebook and it took me less than 20 minutes to receive this.
>>34480930
The guy you posed doesnt even look black.
>>34481023
You can't even see faggot, fuck off. omg
>>34481023
seriously? oregano pasta
IF DUBS TELL YOUR MOTHER TO LET YOU LICK HER FEET
>>34480871
ROLLING FOR FUCKING TRUTH
>>34480871
retarded anon with retarded thread
>>34480871
kill yourself, faggot. jesus christ.
Post pictures of yourself fellow robots!
Honestly though, I don't really think I'm a robot. Although, the definition of robot on here is pretty fucking vague.
>>34480774
You're a cute doggo, OP. Is it hard to type with your paws?
don't really see these threads very often. Kinda curious if it's the same people who posted years ago or if they've moved on.
Have you ever tried shaving your legs?
If so, how did you feel afterwords?
It felt really nice when I first did it, but it was too troublesome so I decided to stop. I do it every now-and-again, though.
I also wear stockings from time to time.
>>34480766
Sometimes when I want to feel girly I do. I have dysphoria so it makes me feel really good.
>>34480786
What shaving cream do you use? I just use anything, I really prefer the Venus razors though.
I've done it in the past, but I'm way too fucking hairy to maintain smooth legs.
Feels cool though man.
Alright /r9k, what's for dinner?(01/28)
>>34480728
atleast post your actual dinner instead of a repost from yesterday
I ate some crackers with cheese.
>>34480728
grandparents buying from pizza hut tonight. pepperoni stuffed crust here I cum
>You will never fly a fighter jet against a powerful enemy as the ace pilot to the U.S.A
>You will never be the only person the captain can count on when the chips are down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjb5VukVXJg
Good. Fuck the USAF dumb fighter jocks
>>34480718
Us Navy pilots> Us Air Force pilots
>>34480725
Take back what you said. NOW!
There's too much valor at stake to let it go.
I need serious advice on how to make yourself seem as unapproachable as possible.
Watch a lot of anime and browse 4chan every day. Works for me.
>>34480741
Already do that Anon, doesn't work for me.
Have an angry expression on your face and don't make eye contact.
is it better feeling to be bored all the time than find a girlfriend but she breaks up with you? i dont know why but i like being alone but i stay so bored and dont like having to drive more than i have to for work but i always just end up watching videos of women talking about things or just listening to music but im getting kinda tired of music. im not into video games much, i tried replaying pokemon emerald on my gb but ive played it so much in the past that it isnt very fun now lol
any advice
>>34480681
Play the dark souls series.
Sunk about 1000 hours into it over the past year and a half and am still having fun with it to this day.
>>34480681
Listen to better music, or learn how to make your own on the computer. maybe try online games like overwatch. You could also try to think of something you'd like to learn then go learn it
>>34481348
ive already made a good bit of music maybe around 3 hours worth over the past couple years (not much when put in perspective though)
ill look at that game