Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7894. page

>>35653935
Gun is fastest, but instead of that hang around in this thread and talk to me

>>35653967
i dont have access to a gun

>>35653996
Cool, so how about not doing it

Life can be fuckin depressing as shit but have you tried EVERYTHING?

>>35653896
Idk man I'm just jealous you have a balcony

congrats you had an anxiety attack

go get a Rx for some xanny senpai

File: oh god.jpg (107KB, 840x699px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 840x699px

>>35653912
Who cares about the balcony.
Fuck, I'm never going to step on that balcony ever again.

>>35654041
What if I tell you I don't trust doctors and medicines?

>>35653855
can't say i feel particularly good about it, but i'm very interested to see how everything plays out in the next few decades

>>35653907

I guess it's not good, but it's...liberating, I guess. Like for all the shit I am, so's the rest of the world. It's like the completely pathetic parts of me are manifesting the world over, and it's a justification apart from my inherent laziness and lack of any sort of ability.

Either way, it makes success these days seem so fleeting. Celebrities get nude shots leaked, rich business leaders like Howard Schulz retire to watch their political enemies thrive, big business gets vilified and scorned, social causes collapse into mindless wailing and screaming. It's a lunacy amplified by 7.5 billion voices, and that cacophany, that madness, makes my failures seem so much less...failing.

I wish being a NEET wasn't such a miserable existence where you have to scrape by

I don't want to work, it's so bad, there's no reward for young men anymore

>>35653781
I like her bangs

If you asked me to locate Oklahoma on a map I couldn't tell ya

>>35653804
Me too
Oreganilio

are you literally me

this is a very noko post

File: 1489963121521.jpg (53KB, 422x750px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 422x750px

supppppppppppppppp orogininal

File: ss.webm (867KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

867KB, 480x480px

yes papi ortiioginal2222

>>35653683
Believe me, I know the feeling

Bullshit.

It's the niggers.

>>35653683
The wireless signals are called "wagecuckery"

That's why everyone is depressed

Stupid question but whatever, I'm uncut and I've tried to masturbate with my foreskin completely pulled back, to the point where it looks cut, the pleasure was nowhere near as good as it is when foreskin is covering the head. Is this how circumcised guys feel? If so, I feel bad for them

>>35653613
I'm an uncutfag and anti-circumcision, but i highly doubt 2/100 cutlets die or lose their weenie from circumcision. Maybe globally, but not in the west

>>35653803
Ur dumb senpai, get wet and tickle ur frenulum until you cum buckets.
Cutfags can't do that.

>>35653589
>it didn't turn physical
well that's why you aren't /fit/
Insert insertion joke here

>almost turned physical.

Is that like almost rape?

>>35653620
I would have fucked him up and gained nothing from it.

>>35653580

Salarycuck here. I know I'm luckier than most robots considering I have a salary job and thus am not reduced to wagecuckery, but it's still just utter shit. The people gossip about one another (and thus likely me) all day, the bosses never leave until usually 7-8 pm every day and no one really gets to leave before them, and the pay's not even that good. The work itself is tedious and relies upon getting people to do things they don't want to do, and there's never even the slightest hint of a "good job" or any sort of appreciation or even welcome. But the most minor of infractions or perceived unlikes, such as being too quiet or "not a team member" or "why did this take you two weeks longer than last time"; and it's five days of berating from half-assed middle managers with cheating wives and no lives who think life revolves around work that doesn't matter at all.

Fuck this shit.

>>35653580
Well im pretty drunk from rum n coke at the moment and just got back form seeing my gf for the last time(inb4 normie ree) and i'mjust gonna ramble on in some green txt cus i need to type it out

>Have gf since October
>She's def crazy, but super caring and sweet and always trying to take care of me
>We had our arguments and issues, and even when it was from her being crazy i'd always try to patch it up
>She was addicted to smoking heroin and i tried to get her off it, but she went back during one of our arguments when we werent talking much
>She decided to leave the state cus she was never gonna get clean here.
>We had an argument the other day over her nodding out from heroin and me wanting to leave cus it's no fun hanging out with someone that's passing out
>Tried to talk to her about it and hang out before she left the state
>She just kinda doens't reply to my messages much
>She's leaving tomorrow
>Ask her to hang out
>We do, but it's not the same
>Her hugs aren't tight
>She wouldn't cuddle me
>She doesn't say I love you
>Drops me off after about 2 hours and wonering why I won't talk much
>Now home chugging down rum and coke

I know I know, im an idiot for getting with a girl like that, but fuck it still hurts. Just the only person that seemed interested andg ave me their time was a heroin addict, I'm no saint i do pilss here and there but I'm not on them 24/7 or ever with drawled.

What hope do I have in finding something better?

I know it wasn't always great or amazing with her, but it sure as hell beat crippling loneliness.

>>35653757
I feel you fellow bot.

People are so good at letting us all down. That's why we're here.

I'd say don't look to the future. Don't think about what you can have, may have, may not have. Just drink and remember the feels you did have, because they're what are real. If you're an idiot, so are millions of others.

Fuck 'em. You do you. If that means get drunk, well get drunk. Lord knows I am tonight, even for a different reason, so you have company in the alcohol department.

>>35653507
Go comfort your mother anon

File: 1483385834880.png (19KB, 499x499px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 499x499px

>>35653507
if they break up and they liked you this could be good news anon.
This means your both your parents will spoil you to win your affection and spend more time with you

File: 1489982047085s.jpg (6KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 250x250px

>>35653507
i think the remote was a dragon dildo, maybe your mom discovered that your dad was using it and now shes mad because her husband is gay

what did you tell her

tell us V E R B A T I M

>>35653447
You are a freak of nature. Who engages in roastie jokes and has female friends? That's one foot in one foot out.

It's only going to get worse for you

File: 1487105295618.jpg (241KB, 659x772px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 659x772px

>>35653543
I told her I could never eat at Arby's because roasties ruined it for me but only after I said it did I realize I fucked up. She asked me what roasties were and I said it was gross and she didn't want to know but now she's fucking texting me and she said "you HAVE to tell me what roasties are", caps included. How fucked am I?

>>35653436

They're barely even human, desu

no they are subhumans. there is currently a feminist cult with much popularity trying to murder every last korean male. they are the embodiment of degeneracy.

>>35653436
They arent human, seriously they arent.

probably sucking black dick for coke, she's fallen off the wagon yet again but she'll be back to beg for attention and you lonely idiots will shower her in it

Is that a boy or a girl please be a boy

File: 1485196848347.jpg (195KB, 1080x720px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 1080x720px

>>35653508

>>35653508
>please be a boy

A boy.

No but being a dyke allowed me to watch her change in the locker room many times so it pretty much evens out in the end.

File: mask smug.jpg (28KB, 499x499px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 499x499px

>tfw I hugged her and then the day after graduation I confessed and got turned down

File: images.png (8KB, 205x246px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 205x246px

why didn't I kiss her lads

>>35653310

Open an IRA

>>35653310
With the right investment, you could turn that 2000 dollaridoos into 2200 dollars in as little as 5 years!

>>35653310
Get to 5,000
>>me