>tfw you want to go to bed but it's not socially acceptable just yet because it's 9:23pm
fcuk them
Pretend you're in a different time zone where it's later
>>35274516
You really determine when you go to bed based on when its socially acceptable? How cucked are you?
>who here /deadinside/?
A few months back I completely lost all interests.
I was kind of holding back for a few years, becoming desensitized, moral-less, and more and more irrational.
Recently I lost all interests in hobbies, games, anything.
Please see a psychiatrist, you have major depression which can be cured with a mix of therapy and/or medication. Brains can get sick just like any other of the body's organs.
I too am /dead inside/. Lately I have been going several days between cleaning myself. Literally only do things like eat and drink water because it hurts not to. Don't even get me started on my apartment, fucking disaster area that's been a year in the making.
>>35275090
I don't understand meds for anxiety and depression. I mean what happens when you stop taking them? Don't you become addcited?
>tfw have complete faith in my ability to get a gf
Who else /overconfident/ here
>never been in a fight
>still believe i can defeat most people in hand to hand combat
>>35274477
Then why don't you have a gf yet if your so confident?
>>35274847I dooriganolio
How are you doing on this original night, anon
I'm doing great, OP. You seem like a chill dude for asking. How you holding up?
>>35274480
Not to great my self. I am very lonely and have no one to hang out with. am losing my mind and just want some friends./
I'm doin okay. Will be hanging out with a friend tomorrow so Im looking forward to that.
I think I just saw the new r9k attention whore at a suicidal tendencies show. Is she seriously /ourgirl/
>>35274438
>don't even know who it is
>implying any girl r9k posts about is my girl
>caring about meme thots on a chinese suicide forum
Please stop eating mounds of shit
>>35274561
Natalie used to be an omegle gril but she just lurks here now
>>35274438
Should have fucked her bro. Girl seems like a slut on insta
Is it weird that I never had a girlfriend before? Everyone keeps posting they have gfs on here now, has every robot made it except for me?
Why don't I have a gf?
>>35274436
because you're a true robot. as am i
>>35274436
You don't even want one pal.
Believe me.
haven't ever had or come close to having a girlfriend. Never had any platonic friends that were girls either and I'm 21
Recommend me some Animu /r9k/
The other day I was trying to get into FMAB but it just didn't hold my interest. The pacing was really slow and the story seems really predictable. I'm looking for a shounen anime good fight scenes, but isn't just mindless fighting. Something that has a dark lore feel to it, like Tokyo Ghoul. One where the MC isn't OP as fuck, but is sorta weak and depressed like Ken Kaneki. Also, any robot tier anime like NHK as well. Infact, fuck it. Just recommend me anything you feel is really worth watching.
Don't try to get into anime, anon
It'll just depress you even further
Have you never seen Evangelion yet?
>>35274420
>FMAB
Thats garbage, the original is better and anyone who says otherwise is either a moron or 17.
Watch Wolfs Rain.
How do I use tindr without my gf finding out? I'm worried I'll match her friends and they'll rat on me.
Jokes on you chad, I'm already dead inside
It's like I'm feeling nothing at all
nothing at all
Why don't you break up with her. It'll save you up the trouble.
>>35274358
She's just a practice gf, she's boring to fuck and just lays there.
Describe your most recent bowel movement.
>>35274297
It was right about the same quality as your nigger post, faggot
>>35274297
I thought everything was going well but when I swept my ass there was blood left on the toilet paper :c
Diarrhea plus heavy period, looked like I'd cooked some chilli.
This thread was pretty successful the last time I did it so let's see your Stands robots.
I'll repost my own Stands to get started
Stand Name: Mr. Brightside
Stand Ability: Can manipulate perception in a very short range. While the user is able to see things normally, those caught within the user's stand see whatever the user wants them to see. This could be anything from an endless hellscape to a beautiful garden to simply making the user vanish. Pictures can be taken within the Stand's range, although digital photos revert back to the normal state once outside it.
Stand Name: Jesus Of Suburbia
Stand Ability: The user can force a target into a set area, like a ring around them. The effectiveness of the target's Stand, regardless of range, is weakened instantly once outside the ring.
Stand Name: St. Jimmy
Stand Ability: A side ability of Jesus Of Suburbia, St. Jimmy causes the target to feel weakened and lethargic. His abilities also extend only to the inside of the ring.
Stand name: Nigger Jim
Ability: Can make anything into KFC bucket full of hot wings.
Second Ability: Is able to eat whole bucket of KFC by himself
>>35274235
Big Ben
He's a big guy and his punches send you forward in time
Stand: I'm pussy?
Ability: force normies to rip out their worthless tongues
>tfw a slut from my college YikYak sucked me off today
A-am I still a virgin?
>>35274214
no a girl made you come by touching your pienes your not a virgin anymore
>>35274214
Leave.
In an original fashion.
>>35274214
>tfw trap and sucked off a straight dude from yik yak
>he doesn't know I'm a trap
>android fags say the Samsung galaxy is the best phone
>it copies iPhone in every way
>android fags say the Samsung galaxy is the best phone
You what?
Samsung invented mediocrity.
>>35274162
Aren't Samsung phones much cheaper though? If it's literally like an iPhone and only costs a fraction of the price, then I'd say it is the better option. I've never had a smart phone though.
>>35274162
>the S7 is and looks like an actual rich people phone
>SD slot
>headphone jack
if it hadn't been for the note 7 blunder apple would have never recovered
I'll love you forever
I'll like you for always
As long as I'm living
My baby you'll be
Why haven't you called your mother in a week?
Damn this book brings back feelings
I just got back from visiting her.
We had a good conversation, it was nice.
I wish I could give her grandchildren.
Because my mother is directly responsible for a significant amount of psychological damage I am still struggling and failing to deal with.
>tfw you're too autistic for normies and too normie to be a bot so you don't know where you fit in the world.
When will my suffering end!
>>35274130
>not being a robot
>complaining
or worst
>not being a robot
>want to be a robot
>>35274222
It's the only place I feel like I fit in!
>be me
>ultra conservative parents, russian
>always told to stray away from useless possessions, and focus only on getting a good education and becoming rich and successful.
>"mom can i have this lego set?"
>"son, don't focus on useless things that won't bring you any benefit in the future."
>"mom can i have a pet? i made 1.5k over the summer, and i promise i can take care of it!"
>"son, pets are just a burden to waste on time when you can be educating yourself instead!"
>end highschool with an 87 average.
>parents disappointed in me, force me to move out.
>years later, become a useless fucking NEET as i moved to canada.
>mfw i don't even have a childhood to hold on to in the darkest of times because i was too busy preparing myself for wageslaving for 50 years and then dying.
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>35274122
such is life in the motherland
>>35274139
i honestly miss the soviet times.
>be me, if i was born in 1956.
>universities and schooling was assigned by the government.
>jobs were assigned by the government.
>you go to prison if you don't work, so LITERALLY 0% unemployment.
>get free education.
>get free job without having to look for one.
>spend the 70s enjoying myself working, and living in a closed-community.
>die peacefully in 2020 as i realize i won't have to suffer the consequences of liberals.
how did you end up so soft, it is not how your parents raised you