No luck at /g/, so I'll try at my main hang out. Refer to pic related for the query.
LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN ROASTIE
the chad needs to fuckin clip the beef curtains together
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500269542600.webm
>>38434307
That was the funniest thing Ive seen all week
What is a good romantic match for ISTPs?
The MemeBTI stuff has gotten really annoying lately, but I'll try to answer. There is no set ideal type relation for any type (most sources who don't explain with cognitive functions are BS). According to Socionics, an ENFJ is the set "ideal", however it won't matter if you never get out of your basement anyway.
t. INTP
>Be me 19 years old wagecuck
> recently started to flirt with a girl at my job
> She responds well and flirts back
> 15 days passes and i was going to ask her out next time we meet
> i asked her out if she wants to do anything after work
> "hihi anon i dont know if i can im pretty tired but i tell you if i change my mind "
> her face turned red and her eyes turned watery
> this is it, she is just shy and is going to say yes
> we started to talk about what we do in our spare time
> she says she only watches tv and studied alot
> converstaion pauses 5 seconds
> "hih oh i also watch tv with my bf"
> this bitch have been flirting with me 15 days straight and she tells me that she has a bf now?!
> time passes and i ask her if she has changed her mind
> she said yes and we hanged out the whole day after work
>"hihi anon you are so funny"
>"hih anon you are so nice"
>hihi anon you are such cool new friend"
> we say our goodbyes and meet again at work
> i ignore her and she still tries to talk to me
> she still tries to flirt with me even though i give her the cold shoulder
> she still dont mention her boyfriend again.
Does this bitch think im a free entertainer?
Why are poms so cute?
>dad unironically uses beer as tanning oil on the beach
>create profile on POF
>literally all women are either fat ugly hambeasts, or if they are attractive, they are single mothers
Fucking hell, women are a disgrace, all of them, and so is online dating.
>shrink in your room
>mom walks in
>"Oh my anon, look how small you are! I can't say I'm too disappointed - with you never holding down a job, constantly staying in your room and never having a girlfriend. Anyways anon, I came up to tell you that I'm moving in with chad and selling the place... Come to think of it, maybe this is for the best! I'm sorry about this baby, but I can't stand to see you like this & chad would find this too hilarious and probably keep you as a pet in a jar on the bedside table or something if he seen you all small and pathetic like this, and that would be a pretty miserable existence for you! Tell you what anon, if you just stay still for a second I will fix this - let me just take this slipper off...!"
>literally tips his hat to everyone he meets
>best friends are an autistic penguin and a spazatron flower
>lives in a shitty apartment with his dog
>has no job
>timid in all social interactions
>sucks at sports and most activities
Is Oswald the perfect /r9k/ television character?
>>38434012
mfw i just realised why my life has been so shitty all these years
damn 8 legged fuck creating robots from early childhood
Hmm, compelling argument OP. You're right, Oswald is an autistic fuck who would probably browse /r9k/.
Oswald was comfy as fuck, I vaguely remember the episode where there was a bug stuck inside his piano, and Oswald was flipping his shit trying to figure out wtf was wrong with his piano
ITT: marry, fuck, kill, love
>>38433999
kill,kill,kill,kill
sdlksdgslk
>>38433999
thanks but no thanks
checked em tho
IDkK >:/
>200 GBP computer has been running practically daily for nearly 7 years
How much juice d'you think it's got left in it? Thinking of getting a new one of similar price. I guess the technological advance of computers since 2010 would make it what, 50% more powerful for the same price?
where my fellow NEET leeches at?
>mommy doesn't want me to get govt assistance even though my brother is also a NEET leech because it'll give me less incentive to get a job
>she ends up basically at twenty bucks a week before she has another payday every single pay
>>38433889
How about you get a job before you mom ends up homeless.
Do you post on @channel, Anon? I hope you do.
>http://atchannel.cf/
A day in the life of a Normal Fag
>Be me
>Sleep schedual broke, like always
>stay up until 5 am
>need to work at 11:30
Set an alarm for every 15 minutes starting at 7 am
>takes 15 mins to get to work
>sleeps in until 11:18
REEEEE I forgot the > for the 5th line