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>>35153441
Who did? Who triggered you?

>you cannot delete a post this old

THEN WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT

FUCK YOU

>>35153402
If I may inquire, to what exactly?

>>35153491
frozen cheese pizza

This is true. I am very well off and I came to realise that my life, excpet for women, is close to perfect. It helped me see how lucky I am and made me appreciate everything and be more happy.
Although I would like to know how a woman's body feels like, but oh well. One can't have everything.

Quality thread, OP. Too bad it will die because it doenst include the word femanon and/or traps.

>>35153291
>It's not top ramen,
it's maruchan

>How many square feet is that fucking house you stay in?
it's 600 sq ft studio apartment

>you've never had to work hard just to get by!
No, YOU'VE never had to work hard just to get by. I live in Eastern Europe, fag. Average monthly salary here is what Americans make in 3-4 days. I have to work and take care of my mentally ill mother, which has gotten especially difficult after my father died of cancer last year.

>Think about what you eat! It's not top ramen, or mac and cheese, its' steak and shrimp every fucking night for you!
Potatoes, beans, cheap processed sausages. Sometimes real meat if I can save enough money to buy it.

>How many square feet is that fucking house you stay in?
No house. Just a tiny room in my grandparents' small commieblock apartment.

And yeah, women don't like me. It'd be nice if they did, but they don't. And even if I weren't dirt poor even by my own shit country's standards, I still think I have a right to feel upset about that.

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>>35153280
>About to Kermit the sue of side
Why would someone make this

>kermit the sue of side
Took me a second but that's pretty funny

I would say it doesn't count if it happened before puberty. Before that, girls might be happy to kiss you out of curiosity and the will to emulate adults, but they don't have real sexual interest in you, hence it doesn't validate your worthiness to exist.

In kindergarden I "married" a girl, and I kissed another girl that I was close friends with on a Christmas eve. I also bathed with her several times, and we once had a sleep-over were we took of our pants before falling asleep, because we thought that was what sleeping together meant and we wanted to try it. Yet, all these female friends fell off as soon as puberty began, and their socially opportunistic nature took over. I never came this close to a girl again.

>What counts as a first kiss?
The first time you kiss.

You are in right place.

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>>35153035
then go ... uhh ... do things ? :/idk

either get a job or grow and sell drugs. no other choice. mr. shekelstein is in control, until the proles wake up and overthrow him (aka never) that is how it is. if you really have nothing to lose try to start a small easily-manageable business. don't go to college because you'll be trapped.

Just start your own biz if you want to really be in control of your life

But it is harder by far than just working a job, just so your know

>>35152905
im sure the army could use a warm body.

tfw people love small deformed dogs and cats
they dislike short men and deformed men

frick

>>35152883
Well the solution is the same to both

Neuter them and put them up for adoption

they arent even cute
looks like someone smashed the poor things head with a hammer

whyyyyyyyyyy oranje

You know, I have a lot of respect for you guys. The fact that you can come up with a coherent story that makes sense by going off of a specific set of letters to start off with is pretty crazy.

This sort of shitposting is, unlike other kinds, an artform.

Respect, OP. Respect.

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>>35152637
Very "creative" pasta.
For you.

>>35152591
we all want to be best at something anon, but there can only be 1 in each field and there are way more people than respectable fields

>>35152702
That and every passion I've ever had I gave up on after finding shit too hard and not improving as fast as others.

>>35152591
If it was so easy to be, that you simply had to want it enough, then it would't be special.

>>35152479
Women are really and truly willing to do anything for money, and since most jobs today are bullshit that requires submission and eating shit, it's a perfect environment for them. Most men, though, even the most lowly have some pride and honor, and can't take bullshit for long.

>>35152479
>Women basically get free college just for being female.
>Women under 35 make more than men at the same job under 35 according to every single study done since the late 90s.
>Women don't have to pay for dates.
>Women get free drinks at clubs.
>Women pay less for car insurance.
>A woman can literally masturbate on a live webcam in her home and make more that night then most men will make in 2 months.
Basically its cheaper to be a woman and hell of a lot easier to make money as a woman.

>>35152422
I've been debating on never masturbaiting again because I don't plan on ever getting in a relationship and 28 years is a good headscarf on not being in a relationship. And if like you say so is true I loose libido, that'd be a ultra plus.

>>35152422
I'm 18 and still an ugly KHHV with no end in sight, so if I can get rid of something that makes me lonely than I will take it.

let the jews brainwash them
and keep them away from me because I want nothing to do with a disgusting gook slut

>>35152361
Is there a source for that? Why is it so hard to find porn of tall white men fucking cute asian girls?

stop jerking off to yourself in the mirror looking brood and mysterious, ass.

One of the autistic things I've read in my lifetime.

>>35152077
>autistic
How? I dress and keep my self-esteem up to the max while having chicks look at me.

The problem with you is you actually want women or their love. That shit means nothing to me. I just enjoy teasing them now.

Try being ugly and turned down then call me autistic for doing the same normal fucking asshole

>>35151991
You're one helium tank away from dying peacefully in your sleep

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>>35151991
I look at the clock, and in about 7 hours I'm gonna hear that alarm, yanking me out of peaceful nothingness.
And instead of going to bed I'm listening to Bill Burr talk about combustion engines.
I'm gonna have to pass for a happy normie for 8 hours straight tomorrow, I just can't do that when I'm tired.