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Grey as a mouse,
Big as a house,
Nose like a snake,
I make the earth shake,
As I tramp through the grass;
Trees crack as I pass.

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>>35393225
>intelligent
>robots

cackling my fucking socks off.

but in all seriousness,
>tfw 2 intelligent to have peers

the closest thing i had was when i was 17 and i made a couple acquaintances that were both math/physics majors, they were 26, and we would some times hang out, smoke pot and DMT, and talk about shit like quantum mechanics as a political/historical mode, Kant's metaphysics, or the flaws of buddhism.

I only saw them a few times before I left the state for school, but damn, never met guys that i connected with so easily and immediately. Now the loneliness has become overwhelming, and I haven't had a friend, or even anyone worth talking to, in so many years that I've become kind of degenerate, less motivated, and much more self-destructive.

I was hanging out with a woman 10 years older than I am, because I thought it might be satisfying, with her being more mature and hopefully slightly more "wise," but that fell the fuck through after a month when I realized she was another sad, vapid bimbo, just one wearing a different, slightly more "refined" costume.

>>35393209
why the fuck are you bothered by it ?

>>35393209
really good stuff

Because of capitalism, dipshit.

*actually was a hologram*
*pops out of torso like chestburster. katanas slicing wildly*
>"sheeeessshhhh, when will they stop sending rookies"

>>35393208
He's really attractive. I'd let him.

>>35393208
*gives u a surprise kiss*
:3

>>35394957
My mom told me she's going to ask my dad for a divorce today. Idk, I don't feel good or bad about it. Was kinda shocking tho

>>35394997
Has it been a long time coming? Or is it kind of out of nowhere? Do you live with them? My parents are going through divorce right now but I'm on my own.

>>35395016
Completely out of nowhere. I'm in the process of moving out, but I've lived with them for a while

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>>35393191
>and then the feeling of cumming isn't as glorious

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>TFW you gotta stop your pee session to masturbate

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>tfw you came and peed at the same time

That behaviour is symptomatic of OCD not autism.

It's in the similiar zone to people who can only leave rooms at times that end with a 5 or people who have to switch light switches a certain amount of times etc.

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>>35393169
I do something similar. I usually get paranoid that people around me can listen to my thoughts so I think of things like "I know you can listen to my thoughts" or I try to think of very lewd stuff to see if someone blushes

>>35393169
think people are invisible and watching me

>>35393160
i lost my virginity at 40 so you still have hope

>>35393207
nah, I've given up entirely

it's not in the cards for me

>>35393227
how old are you ?

dont tell me you are in your 20's

You're already doing a great job baiting

Oh the gf that's in my bed right now laughing at your cuck ass? Haha ;)

t. Rex

>>35393094

This. Good job, OP!

>>35393112
>t.Rex

HAHA1

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Is this good?


Ducking orignoooooo

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>>35394728
She cant participate in the test because the minimum age is 18 and she is 16-17 if I'm correct

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>>35394728
got paired with the retarded kids at skool for a while and got this bullshit score this test is defective

>>35393054
>Wanting shit on your dick

>>35393134
>He doesn't know about enemas and anal hygiene

>>35393134
>not shitting on her dick

>>35392996
Let her watch pinocchio with him, shit, she might learn something.

Veto

>>35392996
you should go with her just to be safe

Fuck normalfags!!! They have no clue, no clue at all. We live on a different planet from them.

>>35392973
post ur degree

>>35392973
Does this person even have anxiety issues? This just sounds like normal stress.

I'LL ONLY GO IN ORBIT IF THEY TALK ME INTO IT

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bait but I'll reply
I'm a gay kv

fuck your bait, child

Diets that leave you hungry are mostly unsustainable unless you have extremely impressive willpowers. Incorporate more leafy green vegetables, like spinach, with high nutritional value and low caloric density into your diet.

Nutritionist here.
As long as you don't go below 1,000 calories a day, you're fine. Keep it going!

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Right on Op! Bumping with delicious food.

get a boy to lap it up

>>35394262
lay down some tissues

Find a sasquatch mate