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>>34471986
if youre 16 shes into you.
if youre 25 shes retarded.

>>34472007
im 22.

Shes older than me

>>34472036
who is she sending the snapchats to? how long do you know each other? have you officially asked her if she likes you yet? why not?

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maybe we can just properly appreciate a dead body. the fucker's dead, he feels no more pain or suffering, good on him. i'd think you cucks would be able to appreciate that before anyone else.

med student here. Never really thought of them as humans, just dead bodies. sometimes I pick up their arms and do a little puppet show

normies are pure evil and lack empathy

they only see a cadaver to play with and not the end of another human being

majority of nomies who go into medicine don't go in because they have compassion to alleviate suffering. it's because they think they're god

>>34471975
she sounds like an empathetic soul, you should appreciate her more brother

>>34472441
>empathetic
Probably not. If her favorite celeb would say her jump from bridge, she'll gladly do it. Media brainwashes girls and strips them from forming their own opinion.

>>34472441
Sounds like virtue signalling to me, anon.

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Sto being a fag and be a man, Richie

>>34471801
People on here just don't give a shit, I hope your poetry goes well for you.

>>34471933
Thanks man but I wasn't specifically addressing r9k or 4chan, anything mainstream wants to bury original thought imo.

This aggravates me so much, like imagine competent or not all you want to do is play soccer and everyone shits on you immediately because of it and especially if you pursue it AND especially if you admit to it.

I'm by no means a poet but it's just sometimes something that peaks my interest.

>>34471799
A guy walks under a bar. Because he's short.

a robot's life lol

>>34471799
You.

Your mom.

etc.

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i've only evr licked a sweaty chubby boy's armpits

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Friendly reminder Satania-chan best girl and Gab is a stinky mean bully!

>>34471791
I'm not a real man anyway. Joke's on (You).

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>>34471757
Can we be Buddhist monks instead?

>>34471757
The only problem with that is most people here are too preoccupied with hedonism, being a forum of incels you'd think we'd collaborate to get something productive done, I've tried to do so on this board before but the threads always die within a dozen posts.

>>34471782
I figure a new society without all the old superstitious mumbo jumbo.

Never happening you fat disgusting NEET

>>34471737
oh, it's happening shlomo, and you're not going to stop it.

>Obama is president for 8-years
>Stormfags don't do shit

>Trump is president for 5 minutes
>fucking riots every day

>>34471707
none
because I take the 'im' ('I am', my preconceived notions of what can realistically happen) out of 'impossible'
anything is POSSIBLE, that doesn't mean you control it. everything could be brilliant and roses tomorrow or it could take ten years. up to you to increase your chances. :3

Be a rich neet

>>34471707
Living in a snowy, very small mountain village in a comfy cabin with a clear, starry sky above me.

whats ur job

>>34471628
I rebuilt my life after a long 5+ year relationship, has been rocky but I have friends now and am happier than when I was at the end.

What did you do to get roasted

>>34471646
Work morning shift as security ward.
Martial arts coach during noon.

>>34471579
ControI yourself you fat piece of shit

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>>34471579
I'm jealous. Was it good pie?

>muh fat genes

Caloric intake
MONITOR IT.
Exercise
DO IT.

Don't worry, it's everybody's fault but yours

>>34471567
tell us why do they hate you

>>34471567
i sorta? know that feel
tfw get excluded soemtimes during socializing at work

also where's that pic from, it's cool af

Have a (You) paco

>>34471543
Suicidate camarada

>25
>todavia vivo con mami
>neet
>a veces envio cvs pero la otra vez me llamo un numero desconocido y no atendi porque tengo miedo de ir a un trabajo y hacer todo mal
>stalkeo viejos conocidos en facebook y me enojo como un maniaco cuando los veo con sus departamentos o de viaje por estados unidos

>>34471537
They're qt af and just want belly rubs.

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Do you like smilodons?

>>34471537
I've seen big rats destroy cats. That is why cats like to chase small rats. They know when rats grow big the tables will be turned.

>>34471530
It's called common courtesy, perhaps you should learn it.

The autism of this post is too strong

friendly reminder that if you wear a fedora you literally cannot be a robot, op