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>get trips
>nobody checks them
is there a worse feeling?
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>see someone get quads or higher
>don't check them
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>>35347550
>being gay

origapo
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>>35347550
ill check those dubs though!

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Check them out please:

http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600088532

http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600088292

You can post anonymous reviews without an account, so please do so if you want to. Would appreciate it:

http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=add&no=600088532

http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=add&no=600088292
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/7794544

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7794475

The AO3 versions which also allows for commenting.
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bumpa dump lump scrump

bumpity crump
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bump a dump

scrimpity scrumpity

my name is Janey, this is my board now.
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you just KNOW she took both those BWCs
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>>35347484
hi, i'm tanner.

this is my board.
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I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

Roasties arent allowed here. You disrupt the order of things.

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stop being useless fucks for once and recommend me some good movies for me to watch
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>>35347467
Logan made me cry for the first time in a while.

The Guest is fun as shit and Dan Stevens is literal peak human (no homo).

Submarine is a fun little underrated coming-of-age movie directed by the IT Crowd's Moss (who also did the gorgeous thriller The Double)

Repo Man (1984) is a fucking bizarre little piece of punk mayhem. I recommend it if you want weird quotes stuck in your head for weeks.
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Go watch paprika it's an anime movie.
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>>35347467
POOP jokes etc and the most important Poopie in the middle of the world

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Were any robots in Gifted and Talented back in school?
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i'm highly gifted senpai
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There were GATE threads on 2by4chan where people figured there was some sort of conspiracy going on. I didn't pay a lot of attention to the threads.
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>>35347489
>>>>/pol/115379043
>this

I used to be in a gifted program during school for those smart kids. It wasn't anything like what they described.
Today, I'm still a pretty overachieving student. I'm in all AP classes today and one of the top 10 for our class rank. Weird stuff, man.

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I've discovered the secret to meeting women and getting a girl to go out/love you

no PUA gimmicks
no cheap self help

its actually amazingly simple but so many people are unwilling/unable to see it, however I've found it works absolutely every time with anyone.

would you like to know what it is?
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bee urself?

damn robot won't let me post
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Yeah dude tell us
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Sure. What is it?

Originolli

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Could really use your help here r9k

So basically I ordered a ton of shit from the dark web and it got shipped to my old house which is being torn down.

I went there today to pick up the package card to get it from the post office and it turns out since it was a "undeliverable" location its being sent back to the sender.

I contacted canada post (im from canada) and they basically said its getting sent back and I can't do anything.

Now I know for sure that the sender used a fake address and the package will end up no where. What the fuck can I do? it was roughly around $5000 of stuff in the package
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Hahahahhaha


You dun fucked up
5k? Are you joking? All at once? You're a dummy
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You're an idiot, good job.
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>>35347265
Damn that sucks. It's these unforseen reasons why I wouldn't dream of ordering illegals or anything for that matter from the derpnets

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reply to my shitpost reee
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wow, this is a very high-quality shitpost friend :^)
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>>35347746
thanks i put a lot of effort into it hehe

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I long to caress a woman's squishy fat rolls and rub her belly whole spooning for hours.
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>>35347251
her nips too big, areolas too small

great face and body otherwise
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this probably isn't big enough for you crazy scoundrels
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The fact that we are lacking belly gf's is pretty bad

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How do I convince my friend to show me his dick?
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>>35347245
JUNKO ENOSHIMA JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY
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>>35347245
Have you tried politely asking him?
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>>35347252
Such delicious despair
>>35347259
Yes. He won't show me because he's shy.

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>Tfw dog is dying
This fucking sucks. We have another dog - her daughter - who's hardly gone a day in her life without her, and she'll probably never figure out what happened. I wish we had more time.

Anyone else have dead/dying animals?
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>>35347203
I can't imagine life without my doggo. I'm sorry anon, I hope you two have some good times together while you can
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Just take him out before he suffers anymore pain
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>>35347717
But that would cause the other dog a lot of pain too. The vets say her health is rapidly declining but she's not in so much pain she needs to be put down. I'll be surprised if we go another month without having to do it though.

>>35347632
Thanks, anon.

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>tfw ejaculate in the coconut shampoo
>tfw sister is washing her hair with my semen
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My roommate used to do that, and I once confused his cum bottle with my shampoo.
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>>35347212
>My roommate used to do that, and I once confused his cum bottle with my shampoo.
wtf? your roommate had a cum bottle?
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>>35347249
>>35347212
>roommate found the cum bottle

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Post 'em

If contributing, please do not delete until 5 minutes have passed.
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>>35347158
Chrono Pepe.
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>>35347178
Hyper Rare Dark Souls Pepe.
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>>35347158
Offbrand Pepe.

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I'm curious what (straight) robots think a legit 9/10 or 10/10 man looks like. We have these threads all the time for girls but what does /r9k/ think the pinnacle of "attractive guy" looks like?

Obviously more interested in what guy who aren't attracted to guys think but I guess there's no way to administer a hetero purity test so have at it
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This guy probably has to claw his way out of pussy every morning just to get from the bed to the bathroom.
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>>35347145
Zac Effron. I'd literally kill people to look as good as him.
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On the left, ideal male face tbqh

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>One chance at life
>Is afraid of getting temporary embarrassed so much that they quit trying

Explain your logic robots
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>>35347122
>life is finite
>wants to waste it trying to get a relationship that'll end either with a break up or a death

explain your logic normalfag
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>>35347122
Temporary embarrassment can become permanent status damage. It also becomes permanent self hatred.

Its somewhat irrational but whatever?
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>>35347122
You can't control your mind or how you feel idiot. If you find yourself unable to engage or fit in the fear of failure can put you in a position where trying and failing becomes worse than your current position. and without the right type of help it's near impossible to escape a mental prison of your own design.

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