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>most
backrub

>least
just took their pants off, unzipped dick, and put it in ?

Never had pussy

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>Most
Nothing.

>Least
Told her to come over after she was done working and bring snacks
>fuck her on & off for 6hrs

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>>36388914
>tfw no myth bf

>>36388914
Interesting how nothing there is too out of the ordinary, at most the partial derivative, but I couldn't start to understand what it means

>TFW no moth bf

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>>36388871
>"By Anonymous"
>implying that's a genuinely written article
This is how believable it looks to me.

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>>36388918
>things that hurt me aren't real

Mr. Gorbachev - tear down this wall.

>>36389143
I can't feel sorry for him I just can't, he has to learn - sometimes the only way is the hard way.

>>36388856
Why not eating diet pizza ?

Stop eating pizza fatso, think of the goal. You'll only hate yourself after you shove that greasy shit down your flabby throat.

the feeling of hunger disappeares after 2 days of no eating.

>>36388793
definitively not that cockroach.

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>its a narccisstic camwhore posts on /r9k/ desiring to be queen episode

>>36388837
WTF is wrong with (you)? I'm just asking something.

It's amazing you got that far. Try again. Maybe you're not that broken.

>>36388839
what the hell do you mean by 'try again'

just tell her you gotta go start back up tomorrow

>>36388724
He wouldn't care, you're goyim and he only came to salvage Israelites.

They alright
We all alright
We all gonna be ok
Then r9k would crucify him for being a "white knight"

>>36388724
He was homies with a str8 whore, bud

>>36388699
Wtf, I don't listen to radiohead.

sorry I don't listen to rym-core

>>36388699
Nah, I've listened to them all and they definitely stand out as the best. I mean, the Bends have some good moments, but now that I don't even listen to them religiously, those are the only ones I can still listen to occasionally.

It's my birthday and I'm going to kill myself then. Pretty excited.

I used to be a huge stoner and was planning on taking off work and doing an epic smoke marathon all day. Then I got an email from this government job I forgot I signed up for last year, and had to get clean immediately.

>>36388785

Hi adolf

hairy
and 20% off

>>36388647
Really goofy and disgusting.

>>36388647
I bet she's a big roastie lol

>>36388606
Sorry about your dick OP. Thanks for the insight.

>move on and do something with your life.
Easier said than done.

>>36388606
This is not true. Jerking it might be great and porn might top shit but it still doesnt compare to real sex. B8/10

with the same things i do when the internet is up, music, animu/mango, and video games
it's worse when there's a power outage since i'll have to hope i have enough battery life

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>>36388623
> it's worse when there's a power outage

ah... the dark times

>>36388599
Instruments pretty much sometimes just books or sorting the shot I've hoarded up

I tell my friends I'll be single forever because I'm genetically inferior.
The fact that actual white people think someone with brown hair, brown eyes, and an olive complexion is white actually pisses me off.
It sucks being a red-pilled non-white because I'm attracted to white people because I know they're perfect, but I don't want any of them to be attracted to me because I know I'm genetically inferior.

>>36388617
have you ever considered gassing yourself?
I understand why you might be reticent, but you would prevent slipping up and miscegenating.

>>36388617
>Have what you have; brown hair, eyes, olive complexion
>However have completely white ancestory dating back generations
Having no ozone layer will do that, except it bleaches your hair and makes your skin age faster as well as having a mexian appearance lmao. Thats what you get for living in NZ

>>36388553
Card games

masturbation
also drawing and poker

>>36388565
Do you do cardistry?

It's like that fake swallow 7 spiders a year thing. It's used enough in porn and said enough by people to make people automatically think it's true if people say it's true.

To be honest, I don't know why everyone thinks white women want BBC either. I've never found a black, Indian or Arab guy attractive in my life.

>>36388779
Nobody cares about what you want bitch