>ywn eat scrambled eggs just before the official arrive time of voldemort at hogwarts
Hogwarts sounds like normalfag wizard hell
Why must everything be systemized and socialized?
Would much rather be a cave oracle who's high on amanitas 24/7 than some wand priss with a gay animal spirit and a hardon for authority
my life is just a never ending transition from absolute highs and the deepest lows. I spend literally hours a day in front of mirrors either hating every inch of myself or suddenly deciding I look and feel fantastic beyond rational levels. supplemented by weeks of me working out to try and get out my funk that never ends. IT NEVER ENDS. I CAN NEVER ATTAIN STABILITY AND CLARITY. I AM ALWAYS ABSOLUTELY AND TOTALLY INSANE.
What is the most and least you've done for pussy?
>Bought a girl a $200 necklace for Christmas. She gave me a blowjob and I fucked her for 45 minutes
>Took a girl to Taco Bell for a first date. She also gave me a blowjob and let me play with her thick ass
Told her to come over after she was done working and bring snacks
>fuck her on & off for 6hrs
>tfw no math bf
Don't worry nice guy, your time will come eventually.
>implying that's a genuinely written article
This is how believable it looks to me.
>things that hurt me aren't real
Mr. Gorbachev - tear down this wall.
>trying to lose weight
I FUCKING WANT SOME PIZZA
Quick question. Who's the queen of /r9k/?
>its a narccisstic camwhore posts on /r9k/ desiring to be queen episode
>grill messages me
>done with "how are yous"
>running out of topics to talk about
What would Jesus think about American roasties if he were alive today?
"Anon, do you ever feel like we only list Kid A, OK Computer, and In Rainbows as our top three favorite Radiohead albums just because we're supposed to?"
Nah, I've listened to them all and they definitely stand out as the best. I mean, the Bends have some good moments, but now that I don't even listen to them religiously, those are the only ones I can still listen to occasionally.
Who else is excited for 420?
I used to be a huge stoner and was planning on taking off work and doing an epic smoke marathon all day. Then I got an email from this government job I forgot I signed up for last year, and had to get clean immediately.
How is their sex life like?
to all you faggots on this board crying about "tfw no gf" (all of you)
I know for a fact that you all look at porn because this board is very nsfw and you've probably also been looking at porn since 12~ years old
even if you got a gf your dick will not work cuz porn induced ED.
doesn't matter how hot she is, your dick will not work and you will embarrass yourself and she will prob cheat on you and make your negative attitude problem spiral even more out of control.
forget about tfw no gf. you don't want one and they're not worth it.
move on and do something with your life.
How do you keep yourself preoccupied when the internet goes down?
> it's worse when there's a power outage
ah... the dark times
>tell stacey sister i stopped looking for a gf because im a geneitically inferior male with no future or stability
>she says thats nonesense and to BEEE URSELF
I tell my friends I'll be single forever because I'm genetically inferior.
The fact that actual white people think someone with brown hair, brown eyes, and an olive complexion is white actually pisses me off.
It sucks being a red-pilled non-white because I'm attracted to white people because I know they're perfect, but I don't want any of them to be attracted to me because I know I'm genetically inferior.
>Have what you have; brown hair, eyes, olive complexion
>However have completely white ancestory dating back generations
Having no ozone layer will do that, except it bleaches your hair and makes your skin age faster as well as having a mexian appearance lmao. Thats what you get for living in NZ