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Only if you can back that confidence up with decisive action within the means of your abilities.

>>39498221
>off by one
shameful display

>>39498332
Looks like the pot is calling the cattle brown

>>39498161
Kinda but not the diaper/baby stuff.

This girl I talk to is real into it, and it kinda throws me off. She calls me daddy and sucks her thumb for me.

>>39498199
I'm a cold daddy and it makes her want me more

>>39498161
yes, nothing hotter than a girl calling you daddy
>tfw that has never happened to me :"^)

I thought that was Harrison Ford out of the corner of my eye.

>>39498264
No, it's John Kabat Zinn, generally held up to be the "inventor" of the Western concept of mindfulness in this context.

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>>39498160
Yes!

Out of being with a psychologist with issues ranging from wanting to die to nonexistent memory to a proclivity for kids, the only thing I can say that I've gotten out of it is that I find it immensely easier to talk to others. Like holy shit it's so much easier to start conversations. Moreover I feel like setting goals and understanding how to improve myself is easier as well. I'm healthier, somewhat happier, and I'm getting more productive.

Flip side of that is you have 0 idea how to build long term relationships, but you'll have far more opportunities to.

i get that it's fun to have a few different hangouts online
but the appeal of reddit when you already have 4chan is bizarre
i guess it's like cleaning off in the kiddie pool after swimming in piss ocean

>>39498145
Kill yourself redditfag

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>>39498145
>>39498208

The only redeeming quality about reddit is that sometimes there are pretty decent subreddits for very niche interests that you can lurk through and get some benefit out of. Everything else about the site is absolutely garbage, from how discussions work to the karma garbage. Reddit is essentially a marketing tool by this point (4chan probably is too, but more subtle due to the nature of socialization on here).

The way communication flows here and the anonymity make it so much more appealing. Don't get me wrong, 4chan is pretty shitty too but it's always been comforting for me to know that there will be people in the world posting and talking about what ever the fuck any time I decide to come on.

>ano na
Meant to type Anons, whoops.

Sometimes if you're a great employee at one of those cubicle farm jobs they'll let you work from home. But you need to be, like, one of their best employees for a number of years.

>>39498155
>ano na

kek, you meant "Ano sa, anon-kun"

>>39498109
Probably having the total opposite of hyper religious parents.

>>39498109
having army fag parrents

>>39498109
A single mother

>gaining 10lbs from two boxes of pizza
we can at least confirm you're retarded

So whats that like 2000-8000 calories? Its really not that bad desu

>>39498150
I just feel bad. I had to break my diet during hurricane harvey because the foods I usually eat were sold out. So when he brought pizza I said fuck it at least until the stores around here fully stock up. For three months I stopped fast food cold turkey now look at me.

>>39497998
GIRL POST DETECTED
FIRING ANTI GIRL MISSILES

>>39497998
Just build one,Prebuilts are shitty af and not worth your money
Also what's your budget

>>39498184
900$


It's just hard to b uild and don't want to fry everything.

>>39497956
I never went to a party and have no friends yet somehow I did all that other shit even though I spend all day inside

>>39498004
what was your secret?

>>39497956
I did pretty much all of that except have a gf since I was/still am autistic

>>39497955
Why won't you pictures for me?

>>39497955
You roided out and aesthetic or are you a fat gay retard

>>39497970
Seems that's /soc/ shit now.

>>39497974
Closer to fat retard now until I get delicious roids.

>giving birth to a quadroon
No thanks. There are enough Irish-looking bastards on this planet.

>>39497928
guess my bloodline is now a mudline

>>39497928
I can't not impregnate that

>>39497818
*burp* haha

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It basically boils down to that, reddit-types and "nerds" who fall into the BBT trap yet again.

It's a clever cartoon show, why worry about it?

Because I am one and I hate myself desu.

haha see I watched videos where they make fun of them and also I've never been to Japan nor left the US but that way I'd be on the 4chan kids side

sick haha what do you think

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If we were going to get into this, I'd have to write a novel. And it seems like every single day, weebs give you another ten reasons to kill them all down to the very last. Then you have to nuke Japan off the map and remove it from all history books just so there's no chance of a weeb resurgence.

>>39497779
Professional trap. Get on that HRT stat.

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>>39497779
You're on R9K, there is no way you haven't been told what before

>>39497820
What's the way then?

>>39497769

Say goodbye to your lungs

>>39497769
Go to a fucking doctor, you damned fool

>>39497769
You must be the genius of your family.