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HELP
I LOST MY GONDOLA FOLDER
PLEASE HELP ME GET MORE.
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Very original commentarius ha
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Only thing I had: https://youtu.be/qO6RBuy3u0g?t=18m56s
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>>36088972
It's cute, take it.

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Komi-san wa, Community-shou desu is a manga about an honest to god autistic girl.

As in literally non-verbal autism.
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>>36088968
It's really cute and you should read it.
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>>36088973
Also there's Tadano, often mistaken by readers as the main character.
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>>36088982
He's a bit of a robot as well.

I woke up today and all I could think about was mouths, tongues and drool

I get absolutely diamonds with stuff like pic related

could you guys post some more stuff like this? and talk about why tongues are pretty?
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I just want to kiss a girl.
Their lips look so nice.
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>>36088956
Yeah, OP. I have the same fetish.
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>>36088956
This is a 10/10 fetish

original

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If someone had no motivation or drive to live life anymore, how would you go about convincing them not to off themselves? I've taken the notion of suicide seriously in the past, but to someone that far gone, I'm not sure what I could say that would mean anything to them.
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>>36088903
One Piece hasn't ended yet
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>>36088903
there isn't one but it takes some courage and willpower to take your own life, for example I took my helium tank out yesterday at 2AM, put it on the grass and just stared at it for 1 hour, I could not do it
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>>36088981
What if Oda dies suddenly?

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The average age for a American woman to lose her virginity is 17 and for guys it's 16.

>tfw 18 and lost virginity when I was 17 to a fat Spanish prostitute who catfished me and I was too afraid to say anything.

Feels bad man. :^(
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Lost mine when I was eighteen, Got hard making out with the qt3.14 which pretty much revealed my virginity to her. It was embarassing but she fucked me none the less.
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>>36088894
The average age for a guy is much higher then 17.
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>>36088894
Lol Im ten years late already

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>be me
>scared of growing up and becoming a man in society
>want the dream girl so bad that i'm trying to become her
>wear her like a corpse, a puppet
>live entire life wearing a mask that i dangle about in the faces of others
>only redeeming features are entirely sexual
>turn into a living, walking artificial whore with a tiny shrunken cock
>have a damaged chimeras body stuck between man and woman
>hormones make it so i have this dark line on the underside of my dick where my labia would have been
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>>36088888
starving niggers in africa can't even read and you're posting here getting sick gets, fuck off my dude
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>>36088888
I like this post. When I was 7 I used to dream about cutting off my skin and slipping into a girls body.
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>>36088888
Why do you make this copypasta after getting pictures from r/transpassing? Stop it.

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First edition, edition.
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>>36088816
Why the fuck are you talking to trannies when you're homeless faggot?
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>>36088816
I didn't know you went to r9k bean
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If I were homeless I would invest in a portable rice cooker and keep a bag of rice in my bag.

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Would you rather be eaten alive or burned alive?
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Eaten alive. Hopefully I'll bleed out quickly. Buried alive sounds too slow a death.
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Eaten because that's my fetish
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>>36088890
How do I stop myself from becoming as degenerate as you?

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Friends. Lololol
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they/them:orig
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Trannies,
Not Original.
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I'm a traditionalist so I normally call them "traps" or "boywives" if i'm feeling playful.

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>unknown individual trespasses into my sovereign territory
>ask for his name, credentials, standing contracts with rival city-states, and relevant information
>violates the NAP by failing to answer the questions within a reasonable period of time
>forcibly feminize him, retain him as a sex slave, and blast him into chunks with a Lockheed-Martin-McDonnel-Douglas-McDonalds Antipersonnel Hellfire Missile (TM) as soon as I'm tired of him
talk about moochers you've dealt with
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>>36088718
>blast him into chunks with a Lockheed-Martin-McDonnel-Douglas-McDonalds Antipersonnel Hellfire Missile (TM) as soon as I'm tired of him
Please don't get tired of me
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>unknown solar body trespasses into my air space
>shot him down for being in violation of the NAP
>ten thousand years later his mom shows up with a bunch of fairies speaking ancient greek
>pay PMCs to eliminate them
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>>36088774
rofler

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Everyone says that it's easy to get girls if you "just talk to them" but what the fuck does that even mean?

You can't just randomly approach people on the street or in stores without it being weird as shit. What would someone like me even talk about? I like anime, video games, and spooky shit.

I just straight up don't get it at all. I can't go up to someone completely random and say hello because there is literally no follow up that's even possible on my part.
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>>36088640
You don't just walk around town looking for a girl op, the "just talk to her" advice is for when you're already in a situation where you could make new friends/bag a stacey.
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I feel the same way

It's probably autism
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>>36088668
What if there are literally no situations in your entire area where this could happen?

I literally can't think of a single circumstance in which it would be normal to converse with someone without it being creepy or weird.

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>want to go back to college after dropping out because I was a dumb anxious teenager
>still don't understand the process of college (enrolling, credits, financial aid, bursar etc)

I'm fucking hopeless.
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Go into the advising office of the college you want to go to and ask how to apply/do this do that.
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>>36088753
I can just walk in without being enrolled?
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>>36088635
Yes, look up how to apply to colleges
Consider a semester or two of community college that way if you fuck up
You're not hurt as hard and after a semester of experience transfer to real UNI

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>try to jack off
>remind myself no one would ever want me because I'm ugly & fat & have a small hairy dick
>suddenly cant get hard anymore

I've checked out of life at this point
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Why does hair grow on the lower shaft of my dick! REEEEE! Its scary to shave off.
Not that it matters really. Its not like its ever going to sink into a baby shitter.
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>stop eating 9999999 cheeseburgers a day
>wont be fat anymore
is it really that hard?
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>>36088631
Just save and wear females clothes if you really want to have sex. People will desperately want to stick their dick in you so long as you try to look slightly feminine.

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Holy shit brub i just bought a 3ds
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Hack it
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Tyrone give my sisters 3DS back, I know you stole it.
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>>36088506
Nice filename
>>36088532
Brick it

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I'm 20 years old and made out with exactly 20 girls in my life, mostly in clubs with drunk girls. I am still a virgin and never had a girlfriend or had genuine interest from a girl. Can I be a robot?
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>>36088496
Please don't try to be one, it's not something you want to be.
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>>36088496
No. Fuck off and enjoy life.
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>>36088496
>that pic
But where does my dick go?

And no, you're a normie. You're just too pussy to seal the deal. It happens.

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