I'm really bored, can we do something anons
>>36249926
owo what is it you want to do?
>>36249926
post pics of your pooper
>>36250109
I was hoping someone else wanted to do something
>>36250132
no thank you that is a thing reserved for relationships
>tfw 8/10
>Tfw no cute girlfriend
How many fucking pictures did Stanley take of himself
>put thumb over face
Not bad
>take thumb off
Yuck
Literally all Stanley needed to do was lift his face and get rid of the dead eyes
>>36249939
A lot. Wanna see my collection?
>r9k is now infested with mentally ill fags
Where did it all go so wrong?
Now? Where the fuck have you been?
Betas
The faglovers are prison gays and they are also the ones responsible for the fembot threads being bumped to limit every fucking time
Chris mercer shooting brought an influx of users so huge it killed archive.moe and ruined r9k
Why do are they professoriate crowd so cocky?
My dick is fucking huge
This English is fantastic
>>36249866
Why is they tho?
Trips and I sing a negro spiritual
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
Get on that shit op
>>36249857
My vote is for Camptown Races and I want video evidence of you in blackface while you're singing it
>>36249857
GImme trips negro negro
Hey /r9k/, I have some questions for you. I'm very confused right now and need to vent a little.
I think both males and females are attractive. I can watch regular, lesbian, gay, shemale, whatever sort of porn. I'll see people on the street, either male/female, and think they are hot.
However, I seem to get some sort of block in relation to guys. I don't know what it is, but no matter how much I think they are attractive and such, I just can't seem to bring myself to imagine anything with them. I hate hook up culture with a passion, and in my whole life, I've never seen a gay couple with a stable, normal relationship. I've fallen in love with several girls throughout the years, but never with a guy.
>Just for clarification, I'm not "prison gay". I've been attracted to both since I was 12
I also consider myself to be extremely ugly, seeing how I'm a 5"6' fat manlet. Women seem to share this conviction, seeing I've only ever kissed one in my whole life and she was drunk as hell. However, several guys have told me I look cute, and quite a few of them have shown interest. But I just can't bring myself to do anything, not even kissing them, without having extremely awful thoughts about how wrong it is and how I'll never have a stable, happy relationship with another man.
I just want to understand this. If I were able to just act on my attraction, I could probably have a bf by now. But these feelings seem to eat me away. I'm just confused, bots.
Please mates I just want someone to talk to
>>36249789
Just go for it, man. You'll never know untill you try. Just make sure its someone you actually like and don't rush into anything, Anon.
If you have this many hangups just stick with women.
I'm gay and would never want to date someone like you who is so conflicted about it.
What's bothering you, robot?
>My mother regularly tells me to kill myself, that she should have aborted me, or at least never have me.
>She lets me know that she regrets my existence, and tells me how much she hates me almost every day.
>When I was younger she used to beat me as well.
>When I tried to move with my father she threatened me with killing herself and getting my father arrested.
What do?
Pic related
>>36249785
Isn't it obvious? Move in with your dad and let that rotten cunt kill herself. Next time she threatens it NO MATTER HOW HARD IT IS just say
>fine do it you worthless whore I'll look down on your corpse and smile when I'm finally rid of you
Do it or you deserve this treatment because you're a colossal pussy. Throwing it back in her face is the only way to stop it. Chose or forever be your mothers doormat and punching bag.
>>36250038
She says if I move with my dad she will get him arrested
>>36250051
How is she going to do that? Tell her to cite the specific law she will use.
Or are you underage and not legally allowed to chose your guardian?
>that "ding" when you get a new text message
>>36249780
never had to worry about this
>it's your mom asking you how you're doing
>you don't want to lie to your mom's face by saying "fine" so you end up ignoring the message which makes her even more worried
>get call
>no contacts except parents and suicide hotline
>woman talking
>think fantasy is coming true
>turns out to be that fucking auto insurance shit
>hang up and throw phone
So 4chan is just social media for losers?
Yes
Eryjnll
>>36249754
I'd say it's more of social media for people who don't like filtering themselves and don't care to make friends through the site.
these people are so shit
its basically transvestite ERP
>post face
>get compliments
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT
>>36249753
Good for you op
No thread should die without a reply
>>36251074
Thank you anon I thought it died an hour ago
>>36251074
You are an hero man
Hey Anon, why aren't you being yirself?
I don't like myself
I've been trying to be more myself lately and it seems like people are liking me more because of it.
>>36249732
Look at that poo, if I saw this IRL I would kill them both. Lucky for them I never leave the house.
Post stories of stuff roasties have done to spite you.
>be me
> 2015
>highschool
> 6/10 and have extreme social anxiety and paranoid schitzophrenia
>have small group of friends
>like girl a grade above me
>do nothing because beta as fuck
>One day decide to follow her on normiegram
>Just found out she blocked me years ago
What the fuck I looked in your direction like once I didn't do shit, you didn't block the chad that grabbed your ass. You didn't block any of my friends. Fuck you, you roastie piece of garbage. I hope you get in an abusive relationship with chad, cunt.
>>36249660
mmmmmaybe her whole account is private and her only followers are those who proactively sent her a friend request first?
JUST B URSELF AND SEND HER A FOLLOE REQUEST
>>36249660
>> 6/10 and have extreme social anxiety and paranoid schitzophrenia
She probably had good reason to think you unstable.
>>36249660
If you're this ass-blasted over getting social media blocked by someone whom you had almost no contact with, you're pretty much vindicating her for not wanting anything to do with you.
why do all the comfy threads keep dying edition
It's like a plague that comfy threads get
Maybe there'll be a few more people here because of Easter?
>>36249709
hopefully. I remember back in 2014-15 these would always hit image limit, now they die after only a few posts.
What the fuck does anyone have to do for Easter?
Why do normies always have to over-complicate simple foods?
>>36249598
Why robot always have to over-complicate social interaction?
>>36249598
What have they done to pizza!?
You mean deep dish pizza? Which is basically lasgna
>be poorfag wagecuck
>there are actual millionaires browsing this pathetic board right now
give me money Ill do anything
>paypal.me/desertflowers
I know how pathetic this is but I need a car to drive down into the city/metro area and get a better job
I am MISERABLE in this small town working as a wagecuck
>>36249555
Show me your dick and i'll throw you a buck or two
>>36249766
Satanic dubs demands benis. You know what to do OP.
Any zillionaires here who want to see my incher or need a slex slave though?