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>tfw I really want to buy a pack of cigs

They make me feel so fucking comfy, and mellow me out.

S-should I?
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it's raining outside and I'm about to go for a walk to get more smokes
it's your life mate do what you think is best
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Yes! But only if you really want to.
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>>34930200
I think cigs are stupid but hey if you want to go for it.

Stop saying "literally"
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>>34930118
>stopping the evolution of language

Don't do that
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You literally can't do anything to stop me.
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LITERALLY BUY ME A HUSKY VARG YOU ISLAMIC CUM RAG

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Do you like really religious girls?
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>>34930065
>Do you like really religious girls?
no. why the fuck would I like women who unironically believe in fairies
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They are preferable to normie degenerates.
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>>34930065
Yes. Who else doesn't want an observant wife to go to services with? Besides le atheists and Marxists.

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This is the toughest breakup of my life.

My best friend dated this girl for a day and then told her to forget about it. All the while I was talking to her too. We'd Skype every day and watch shows together. I fell in love with her. When they started dating again I cried for nights straight. He broke things off with her after 3 days it honestly it made me a bit happy. She admits she kinda started to like me and things start from there. We Skype each other to sleep every night and every day she doesn't work we watch shows together. She is the love of my life. We do this every day for a month, we even buy each other valentines day gifts. We live in other states so we have to send them to each other. She just got my gift two days ago and her gift should be arriving in the mail today. Normally we were going to open them on camera together but here's what happened today. Backstory: (my best friend/her kinda ex claimed he had loved her for four years once I tried asking him how he felt about us dating. He told me he wouldn't be my friend anymore if we dated so we respected that and held off the relationship. We still continued doing everything a couple does though. But they still talked every day and I was not ok with it. I did not feel comfortable with her talking to and leading someone on who had just proclaimed his love for her. She assured me everything would be fine). Today she told me that she started liking him again. "he's changed... He's so open and caring now. It's like he's a totally different person.". This really hit me hard. This girl is one of my best friends and I honestly thought I'd end up marrying her one day. I've been crying all night and I don't know what went wrong.. It was wrong of her to ever continue talking to this guy.. Especially with my best friend. It's one thing if your best friend ends it with her after such a short time. it's another thing to pursue someone who ended it with your best friend. Will it get better?
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>>34930039
Life is a bitch my dude. You honestly seem like her second choice and that's not a good thing. If you're ok with being friends with her stay friends but I mean I personally doubt you'll be more than her friend. Who knows you can always try to be better than your friend and just dump your friend for her but if you do that she always has the option of going back to him.
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>>34930039
That's why you should never care about other people, anon.
Every human being will just hurt you in some way or another, sooner or later.
It's just not worth it, we exist just to suffer as a joke of this universe.
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>This is the toughest breakup of my life.
stopped reading right there

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>Stacie's find dogs to be more sexually appealing than some beta male who doesn't know shit about how to stroke.
>Dogs are more alpha than you in way of them being more aggressively, even more muscular than you.
>If you're a manlet, a dog will make a woman feel over powered as he grips his paws onto her thighs and fucks her like a brute.
You will die a virgin
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Dogs truly are man's best friend, they are always taking one for the team, especially in this instance no one wants to fuck that defective cabbage patch kid
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>>34929993
I guess it's time to stop blaming Chad and start blaimg the ultimate fucking asshole aka
>dog

Fuck dogs man
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>whitney wisconsin
>stacey

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Tears, tears
Rolling back the years, years
Flowing by like tears, tears
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>>34929932

>tfw no 2 fast wan wan
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>>34929932
how the fuck do you guys ever remember the lyrics for songs? There are songs I've listened to hundreds of times that I still can't remember the lyrics for
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>>34929949
Check them up online!
If its a good song I usually remember the best parts anyway.

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Does anyone here have experience with silicone sex dolls? I don't currently have the money, but I've been toying with the idea of getting a DS Doll. I've read some sex doll forums and stuff but I think someone here should know.
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>>34929758
Once you buy one, no girl is going to fill your needs
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>>34929996
>Once you buy one, no girl is going to fill your needs
why? how is a whole doll better than an onahole?
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>>34929996
>>34929758
Both you and OP are losers, rofl!

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When?
Doing what?
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>>34929750
If I can ever force myself to spend time on one of my hobbies, I usually feel pretty good
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>>34929750
I'm at my happiest when I'm hating Communists. I thought we had gotten rid of those assholes in the West when the Soviets fell apart.

Now these bourgeoisie-bolsheviks are protesting in my city.
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Im happy when drinking beer.

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Money and intellect are the shittiest crutches to find love.

The most ideal thing is when you find love as a teenager. The thought of a girl being attracted to you for shitty reasons like how you wear your hat backwards, or if you're rebellious enough to smoke weed during class is- god tier.

Not this shit when ONLY BECAUSE YOU WORKED YOUR ASS off to earn a few thousand bucks more than Chad, that women, only then, do a shitty job pretending to put up with you, because you're good "on paper" . . . the beta's sustained effort is the real tragedy.

My point: Zuckerberg is smart and a BILLIONAIRE. Stacey still wouldn't fuck him. Even if he paid her- because that would be "creepy," and you know, she doesn't wanna be seen as a good digger.
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loI didn't read
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>>34929766
How the fuck did that post get past the robot?
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>>34929666

>tfw lookisim is down

Physical attraction is the only attraction, if a women decides to be with you for money or your status then she is using you.

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Rate yourself, 0-10

0=No strength
5=Average strength
10=Incredible strength

Attributes:

Strength
Dexterity
Constitution
Intelligence
Wisdom
Charisma
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Strength: 7
Dexterity: 4 (as by product of strength)
Constitution: 6
Intelligence: 7
Wisdom: 2. I'm only 26.
Charisma: 1
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>>34929665
5
6
8
6
6
4

originally, though, stupid ass gay robot
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>>34929665
Strength 2
Dexterity 4
Constitution 3
Intelligence 7
Wisdom 7
Charisma 0

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recently ive been getting stronger and stronger feelings of wanting to become a girl. why the fuck is this happening desu? im 19 right now, but if things continue consistently, i worry that i will end up a tranny in about 4 years.
this thought is pretty worrying. what could i possibly do (other than sudokuing myself) to ensure i dont succumb to this mental illness? i want to have kids when im older.
at best, is there any way to completely get rid of this mental illness?
at worst, what can i do to ensure that i dont become a victim to this shit?
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Gender dysphoria usually resolves on its own with time.

The trans movement tells people "Transition or DIE!!!" to terrorize them and to make themselves feel better about having mutilated/poisoned themselves. The reality is most people who get these thoughts and feelings will eventually lose them and become comfortable with their sex.

Off the top of my head, I could suggest focusing on traditional masculine virtues and trying to embody them.

Those would be virtues like physical strength, an even temper, healthy skepticism, and philosophical study.

Yes, women can have these attributes too, and it certainly is good for them to have them, but traditionally these have been considered masculine virtues. Part of the essence of "being a man" so to speak.

You could also take up some masculine hobbies that also have aspects you might like, like shaving with an old-fashioned brush (I prefer those with synthetic bristles--they last much longer than those made of badger hair, and don't have any odor whatsoever) and wearing aftershave. Stuff like that.
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>>34929654
>>34929737

I also think it might benefit to learn to love your body, including your male organs.

Learn about how amazing they are. How they're formed, what does what.
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>>34929737
well another worrying problem about it is that i have never felt any sexual attraction to girls. what are the chances that this would resolve over time?
i think the fact that this is true could be one of the main reasons why i could eventually become a tranny.
im actually worried the dysphoria wont resolve either, i used to do some pretty weird things when i was younger, me and one of my cousins would put on dresses and other things like that. and that was about 9-10 years ago.
btw thanks for actually giving a real reply

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made a small amount of hot chocolate
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water or milk? this is important
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CHUG CHUG CHUG BUT DO IT ORIGINALLY
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>being literally so poor you make hot chocolate in a takeout container
>being literally so dumb you don't know that heat leaches BPA out of plastic that boosts your estrogen production

and you people wonder why you're so pathetic

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How hard is it to become a farmer in a first world country?

I'd love to have mew few cows or sheep and tend to them. Grow some wheat. Work for yourself in the open. Nothing sounds better than the life of a farmer.
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farm out your backyard. slowly hire samurai to protect your crops. buy houses soon as they go on sale. the samurai might scare people into selling. then spread your backyard empire
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>>34929640
Here's a redpill for you anon... in a modern, postindustrialized """first world country""" YOU are the one being farmed. That's right, you are part of a human farm, and you and I are just cattle for our (((masters))).
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>>34929640
No, you'll get a bunch of government subsidies.
It's easy to get mechanization that way.

Try second world countries. LMAO. That's where it's hard to live as a farmer. Check EU agriculture spending. Germany and France get 3 times more money for agriculture than Poland or Romania despite that Polish and Romanian farmers are more numerous.
Even within the EU single market the two economic giants protect their agriculture sector.
Greece gets double the agriculture subsidies of France and Germany.

There's a clear line between former communist and countries that haven't gone through that shit.

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>The 66-year-old Bloch (Hitler's family doctor and a Jew) then wrote a letter to Hitler asking for help and was as a consequence put under special protection by the Gestapo. He was the only Jew in Linz with this status. Bloch stayed in his house with his wife undisturbed until the formalities for his emigration to the United States were completed. Without any interference from the authorities, they were able to sell their family home at market value, highly unusual with the distress sales of emigrating Jews at the time. Moreover, they were allowed to take only the equivalent of 16 Reichsmark out of the country; the usual amount allowed to Jews was a mere 10 Reichsmark.

There's an old Jewish expression, one that's written in the Talmud that reads:

>"Whoever destroys a soul, it is considered as if he destroyed an entire world. And whoever saves a life, it is considered as if he saved an entire world."

Now, Hitler saved this Jewish doctor, the one he always seemed fond of (he would often cut fees in half, or not charge at all as the Hitler's were under financial stress). Does the killing of Jews, and saving of the one Jew, cancel each other out? Where would Hitler stand in God's eyes?
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>>34929529
>the killing of jews
anon that never happened.
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>>34929529
Hitler didn't want to kill the Jews, he had to because of the war.
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>Hitler didn't want to kill the Jews, he had to because of the war.
reminded me of pic related

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Post /r9k/ theme songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IAYlISmJO8
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>>34929460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHA7DCw4tU8&

nera
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-GZZQozskQ
Pretty robot tier up til the end. The beginning is about as pure robot as it gets.

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