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>windows randomly popping up and closing instantly
>went to take a shower to find out that my computer restarted itself
Wtf is going on?
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happening to me too wtf
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>>37354674
I hacked your computer Jhonny !
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>>37354674
>37354674
>>37354674
>windows randomly popping up and closing instantly
this has unironically been hjappening to me for a few days now
Is it windows playing up?
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Here's something to help you feel confident friends. A little bit of confidence goes a long way.
Semper Fi, bros.
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Literally nobody but an autistic retard would use any of these. The most you will ever need is a full windsor and even that is for formal events like weddings and political speeches. Wear a knot like those if you want to get laughed at.
>t. guy who needs to wear suits to work
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>>37354696
You already have confidence. You don't need to gain more from using a tie knot like this
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>>37354576
everyone I have ever seen with this knot is a mega autist
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just consider it a shit test they failed
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>>37354458
That they want orbiters or chads to cheat on their beta boyfriends with
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You're going to have to ask each of them individually. Most will probably say it means they're there to make friends.
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>>37354458
they don't want permanent sex offers.
Don't bother trying. The game is rigged
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>>37354366
dude you got DUBS
EPIC WIN
>>>/LULZ/
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>>37354386
beta 4 lyfe LULZ
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>>37354366
If the game is rigged then cheat.
stop being a self loathing cuck
whats some shit i can do everyday that will make die quicker? cigs, booze, fast food are already being used
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Mercury poisoning desu, or just take asprin on top of the drinking
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>>37354262
marijuana, enjoy your poverty.
good luck
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Shootin yourself
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>all I can do is fap
>been adult neet for 6 years but recently employed
>images of porn swim through my head while I'm not fapping
>schizo voices in head tell me to fap
>I cannot stop fapping
>get drained and fall asleep
>day is done
>wake up next day
>fap all day
>years pass
>reality crumbling around me
>I cannot stop fapping
>I am unironically a weirdo and there is no way to make things acceptable again
>stop fapping
>all I can think about is fapping
>voices tell me to fap and flash porn images of smiling women in head until I'm in mania and anxious
>I cannot stop fapping
>fap to most degenerate porn and mindfuck self daily
>everything from sissy hypno, rape, /aco/ /d/ /gif/, everything that can get me off
>4chan linked to this hell
>demons tell me to get sex change so I can become prostitute getting pounded by big dicks non stop
>Also have fetish of being chad with horsecock raping bimbos
>degeneracy equals out
>both would require some drastic change in my lifestyle
>and I cannot stop fapping
>pretty sure I'm going to stop going to work because I'm too uncomfortable around people and all I want is to fap
>fantasize about suicide daily when not fapping
it is a life
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Post some of your favourite sissy hypno, rape pics...
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>>37354259
>>get drained and fall asleep
you sound young, in my personal exp this will eventually pass
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>>37354364
I just finished morning fap after drinking and fapping all night so I feel gross after 3 day weekend realizing how fucked up my life is
god
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Been NEET since 2005 and I've run out of things to keep myself occupied with. I'm horribly bored and have no hobbies or interests.
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>>37354230
Start posting your NEET dinners on here. I wanna see them. I love seeing how poor people live.
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>>37354230
Go outside?
Read books?
Start lifting and getting fit?
Seek enlightenment?
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Just get into reading. You have thousands of years worth of reading material from various periods and countries. You couldn't run out of stuff even if you tried.
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How much do you eat a day, robots?
I myself eat a bowl of rice or two and drink some orange juice. Sometimes I'll snack.
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I don't eat much either. Coffee or tea in the morning and then rice and beans sometimes vegetables for dinner most the time.
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*Sigh* Can't even bump a thread these days.
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usually a bowl pf ceral and coffee
linch i eat a hamburger and cheese curds with onion rings from culversnon work days
and a bowl of chili at night
if i make 407 dollars a week and spend 12 on luch everyday am i an idiot? i also buy a 12 pack of levi garrett once or twice a month and its 87 bucls for a box
but i also have no bills really besides around 1000 for car insurance
should i spend less?
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is watching baseball a normie activity
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It's a boring activity.
>hit ball
>run straight
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>>37354033
Sourest of grapes. Can you even hit or run?
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>>37354049
I hit your mom's pussy last night then ran for the door
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It's Memorial Day, niggers. Why aren't you out molesting your sister? You can't have a Memorial Day without some incestuous sexual assault, now can we?
Go and molest your sister. Then post results.
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>>37354005
>molest
is this actually a word?
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>>37354005
Is this like an american tradition or something?
Explain plz
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>>37354418
In several languages, actually.
>>37354633
In certain states. I'm looking at you, Alabama.
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>four sentenced essay due by the end of summer
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CUM FUCK MUMMY BENUS
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>tfw I actually have a 15page paper due tomorrow
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>>37354154
how much have you done so far?
qazwsx
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7r1qIa93pk
So tell me robots.
How are you going to improve your life ?
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>on the comment section
They're on 4cham shitposting
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>>37353737
nice digits
I'm not
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>How are you going to improve your life?
I'm not
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>it's a "sister makes you a shirt" episode
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>>37353465
Give me your sister. How does your sister even know about that?
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>>37353465
What a stupid fucking shirt
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I unironically like this. It's cute.
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why are women allowed to be police officers?
how is a woman supposed to ever protect someone?
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Because 7 ate 9?
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>>37353370
Not everyone lives in violent shitholes like murrika.
Women are better with drunk males, home disputes and children. Those groups are less likely to get violent with them
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>>37353370
>see woman working as police officer
>get excited
>woman officer with other male officers
>woman spraying something at guy
>wish i was guy getting sprayed at
>i never get such attention from women
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Well /r9k/ i have decided that im going to post my life story here in light of the buzzfeed shit so i can be made fun of or talk with people who have had similar lives/feels.
I feel like an appropriate place to start is puberty because that is where i think becoming socially retarded started
>move from georgia to colorado because dad is in the military
>know literally 0 people here i had friends in georgia but this was in elementary school and i will be starting middle school here
>middle school finally starts and im excited to make new friends
>be skinny as fuck
>when class's start i have no friends but in all of my classes my seats are assigned so its not too awkward
>quickly make a few "friends" but they arent the cool kids (not the weird kids either)
>become actual friends with a black kid because i find out he plays wow
>black kid and i start playing private servers together
>we remain friends throughout middle school and black kid is my bro who introduces me to the cool kids but I never actually became friends with the cool kids
>normie kids finally start dating
>i have no cell phone so i cant imagine getting a gf
>slowly become more and more socially retarded while also starting to figure out that i likes girls
>people kind of start to know me so classes arent so weird when i have to do group projects and stuff
>6th grade ends and 7th grade starts
>develop crush on this one girl early in the 7th grade
>shes into emo kids but i thought that was retarded so i never became emo thankfully
>we kind of become friends later in the 7th grade
>black kid tells me that i should tell her that i like her
>i tell her that i think shes a qt but she has a boyfriend so i think i retained most of my autism and i didnt go past that
>terrible grades in classes that i dont care about like spanish so parents ground me for all of summer and part of 8th grade
>cant hang out with any of my friends throughout all of summer or play vidya with black kid
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>>37353284
>8th grade comes around and i have an actual group of friends but i have classes and shit without any of them so those classes are hell
>one of the popular girls asks me in math class if i think her butt looks good (lets call her stacy)
>she is one of the hottest girls in the school of course her ass looks amazing
>tell her no because i didnt want her to think i was a creep and im socially retarded
>stacy fucking resents me for this
>whatever.png
>girl i had a crush on finally doesnt have a boyfriend
>black kid tells me that now is my time to shine
>confess my love to her
>it doesnt work and she started dating some other emo kid like a week later
>feel like complete shit grades also become shit
>she breaks up with emo kid like a month later and starts showing interest in me
>she asks me out and of course i say yes
>we play xbox together and literally breaks up with my after a week
>we didnt even hold hands
>she started going out ANOTHER emo kid the day after she broke up with me
>i think this is where my hatred for women originates
>middle school ends and im grounded all summer again for shit grades in spanish...again
now begins the story of high school where i reach new lows!
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>>37353331
>black kid moves to his dads in a different state due to problems with living at his moms
>of course his parents were divorced he is back after all
>fuck he was the only one keeping me kind of normal
>become real friends with someone from middle school who was kind of my friend there
>we play actual wow together and pretty much every other vidya game well play with eachother
>we will call him brobot
>decide that since black kid was the only one keeping me from getting bullied that i should try a sport
>hated playing baseball because it was boring
>hated playing football because i was practically a skeleton
>decided to do wrestling
>because im so skinny the only other person that i could wrestle near my weight that wasnt varsity was a girl
>had to wrestle with a qt girl all freshman year
>somehow avoided the shame of getting a massive erection while wrestling her all year
>get my ass kicked every single match
>make a few "friends" on the team but its just older kids that like kicking my ass
>stick with it to the end of the year and finally win a match by pinning some kid in like 30 seconds
>become shunned by basically all the popular kids because stacy tells everyone that i think shes ugly
>develope acne
>freshman year finally ends and im not grounded because i had good grades
>hang out with brobot all summer
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is there even any interest in this thread?