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You guys should listen to Maxo Kream, very good SoundCloud rapper. His music reminds me of playing Grand theft auto on a early chill Saturday morning.

https://youtu.be/2gKTL9XLK2M
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Probably one of the best lyrical rappers from this new wave. His feature on Fetti was incredible.
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>>37208977
Very true, fetti is an amazing song. I remember listening to that song a year and a half ago high as fuck, I was amazed.
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>>37208576
>SoundCloud rapper
Uh I don't know if I'd throw him into that category. I really liked Quiccstrikes and Maxo 187, The Persona Tape was okay, can't complain about anything else.

Is he dropping something new soon?

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>in my car, in a grocery store, watching TV, etc etc
>My Girl starts playing
>have fucking PTSD about oneitus killing herself
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Why did she kill herself? original
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>>37208593
Because her SJW college buddies told her she was too problematic to be their friend, her grades were going into the toilet and she was going to lose her scholarship, and the weird demanding upper crust private school culture introduced her to amphetamines so she hadn't eaten or slept in a week.
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I'VE GOT SUNSHIIIIINE

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>have to fold ear every once in awhile because headphones hurt
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>>37208490
>Turds are usually more satisfying than my bf
I'm male (male) btw
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>>37208511
>Telling the internet this INSTEAD OF YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND

Good on you for forcing everyone who cares about you to use the mind reading powers they dont have, you twat,
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>>37208490
>the smell of my piss jug makes me gag
>my piss jig needs emptied

Is there anything comfier than watching the first 8 Friday the 13th movies in a row? The 80s seemed so fucking awesome. I wish I lived through them. Plus watching normies die is icing on the cake.
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>>37208481
>Is there anything comfier than watching the first 8 Friday the 13th movies in a row?

You don't like any of the later ones? I thought Freddy Vs Jason was on point with capturing the essence of both those movies and is a nice little capsule of early 2000s culture as well as being the last appearance of Robert Englund as Freddy. Jason X was also ironically good.

> The 80s seemed so fucking awesome. I wish I lived through them.

Well I was born in the 80s and grew up in the 90s and I can tell you that it sucked even more for robots.

When you up in your room by yourself, you were actualy up in your room by yourself. You didn't have the whole rest of the world connected to your computer or phone with limitless video games and movies and message board to keep you entertained. You didn't even have a TV in your room. Maybe a casette/CD player at most.

Arcade were cool as shit though, even if you had no money to play you just watched other kids play and it was like gaming youtubers before the internet.

>Plus watching normies die is icing on the cake.

True, but a few nerds died as well in the series. Jason just kills he doesn't discriminate.
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>>37208481
What are your favorites, anon? I like them all really but I usually just watch the most, I feel like it covers all the iconic stuff they're supposed to have
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>>37208677
*watch 4 the most
Goddamn it

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>be at college
>prefer to wear headphones when out and about
>the sound of normies was annoying and I didn't want to hear it
>eventually wearing headphones more than I'm not
>decide to try and go about a day without headphones
>normies and the ambient sound of campus have become a trigger to me
>already had misophonia, triggers were the normal stuff like chewing, tapping, sniffling, etc
>new triggers consist of talking, laughing, humming, banging on walls
>sound of own chewing has become a trigger too
>can't eat without headphones
>feel unsafe and anxious without headphones on when outside of my room
>even in my room I'm not safe at times
>hear steady thumping from upstairs or people talking or laughing in the halls
>go for my headphones as fast as possible
>start trembling if I can't get them on fast enough
>either go into a rage or start panicking
>this applies for both inside and outside of my room
>will start to dig my fingernails into my head if I'm in a situation where I can't use headphones or leave
>finally leave college forever in two days
>damage may have already been done

How fucked am I?
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>>37208409
>finally leave college forever in two days
Are you graduating anon?
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>>37208509
I would like to say yes, but I'm not. I'm going to be dropping out before next semester, I've only been suffering the past 8 months spent here, and I can't see the next three years being better
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Bump from the dead ororororor

>8:08
>still bright outside
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>>37208408
>sunlight comes into room earlier than ever
>still a month until we start gaining minutes
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>>37208408
how far in the North are you,pal?
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>>37208435
Southcentral Montana
Billings to be specific

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>Chris Cornell suicide
>20 dead in bombing
>asian loli almost killed by sea lion
>nyaa and extratorrents die
man FUCK may 2017
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And no good meme in sight
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You forgot

>Trump administration in shambles
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I hate this fuck (current year) meme everyone talks about. Life is always shitty and nothing good ever happens. Nowadays there is just more outlets for bad news.

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>Be me, 20 months ago
>Go to a new school for no real reason
>Meet a girl, 8/10 qt
>She actually thinks I'm cute
>We start dating
>I didn't have time to make my own friends at this school, so I'm adopted by hers
>I'm starting to feel better about everything in general
>We have fun. Date for 13 months
>She fucks her martial arts instructor
>feelsbadman.jpg
>I learn this from a mutual friend
>We break up
>I have no friends of my own, except for said mutual friend
>Flirt with her, because she's cute
>She flirts back. I think I'm getting somewhere
>She dates another guy
>7 months later, still haven't met anyone new
>Entirely alone
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>>37208299
>20 months
>13 months
Do people actually refer to time like that? Do they just not say 'a while back' or 'some time ago'?

Also, I laughed reading your faggot thread, faggot.
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>>37208299
>20 months
what the fuck you're not talking about an infant here. why do you fucking say 20 months? that is so stupid. you are so stupid. kys.
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>>37208446
oh and one more thing. fucking normie.
>hurrr durrr two girls are interested in me wahhhh im still lonely
I HAVE NEVER FELT THE TO TOUCH OF A WOMAN. REEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

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Maybe if Ariana Grande weren't such a degenerate Jew puppet teaching young girls to be dirty sluts, an attack would have never happened.

Sluts need to be purged as they are provoking terrorism.
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to be fair, she IS a slut
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I fapped to her earlier to be edgy.
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First thing I thought as weII

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Is anyone else having problems posting their discord links on r9k so you can talk to fellow robots? I haven't been able to invite people to my server for a while and i was wondering if anyone else is having this problem as well
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>>37208111
just post the link already you slut
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/r9k/ is not a discord directory you fucking idiot, if you want to talk to robots then post on the board - that's what it's for.
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>>37208273
You can't make friends on this board though. Everybody is anonymous and unless you exchange contact information you're never gonna talk to that person again. That's what robot discord servers are for, you fucking dingus

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is the only saving grace for robots to date ftm transsexuals?

pic related
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>>37207986
That's a little gay, anon. Even if he still has a puss which looks questionable
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>>37207986
I would fuck his female pussy.
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>>37208188
Not gay, XX chromosomes and a fagina.

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Do you possibly think the Ariana Grande suicide bombing was carried out by an incel?
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>>37207883
Maybe a fellow robot took out some roasties for the beta uprising
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It was just a Muslim, not an Elliot Rodger type
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>Roastie performer with a predominately roastie audience

You may be onto something.

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How do you ask for a normie haircut? I've always done buzz cuts myself but my hair got super long and it looks like ass so I'm gonna go to a barber or some shit. I want a super normie haircut, idfk how to do it without revealing my sperg level. Do I just ask for an undercut?
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>>37207758
Ask for this specifically anon, go to a decent barbers, black barbers are actually pretty good for normie cuts, try and get a barber recommended to you by any normies you know because a good barber can turn you from a 4 to a 6 or even a 7. Ask for a skin fade and a little off the top and you literally can't do wrong at all, get your hair shaped up too ask for it shaping and I guarantee you will be happy with the end result,
Good luck with it
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I get my haircut my a polish man.
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>>37207758
dont they do haircuts by numbers now or something

tell them you want like a 3, or a 4 and they'll fill in the rest

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Post the prettiest woman youve ever saw
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>>37207675
Pic unrelated? You first faggot.
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>>37207675
this guy

I'm not a robot
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10/10 face for me.

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Who /lowlibido/ here?
>tfw it takes me a month to get horny
>fap once a month to get rid of it
Feels good knowing I'll never have to worry about women
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>>37207623
I wish. I am usually horny every day, but sometimes I am skip a day. I usually break down whatever barrier I set up to try and resist it. I've been trying to do more and more degenerate things to make myself so disgusted that I can't, but I haven't gone far enough.
So far I've
>stick things in my ass
>tasted my cum
>cummed into and started fermenting my piss jar
I'm not sure what else I can do. All I want is to be free from the grasps of women
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>>37207623
Not me

>constantly horny
>wake up hard as a rock
>can't stop humping my bed
>have to take my pants off because it hurts my boner
>have to fap multiple times a day
>always horny
>ready to burst after a few rubs
>cock is hard as a rock
>have to hold back my cock
>cock is trying so hard to explode it hurts like fuck just edging but I don't want to let my load out after a few minutes
>balls are so full of cum once it shoots it just hits whatever I'm targeting hard as fuck and spurts all over and just keeps cumming and cumming and I'm still hard even after that

Sorry if this is erotic to you faggots
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>>37207623
I like having a high sex drive, but now I wish I was more like you
>jack off 2-3 times a day for the when past month
>dick constantly hurts but can't stop beating it
>develop prostate problems from how much I masturbate

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