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I have been dropping by arcanine for years. Funny stuff, often (I miss the tendies stories from a while back) and some good content, but too many robots take themselves too seriously.
Then I got a girl, got married - spent a lot less time on 4chan and almost none on arcanine.
Then I visited my in-laws over the long weekend and pow! ROBOT STORY!
Ready for some insight as to why you fucks are alone?
>Drive the 6 hours to my in-laws with the wife. nice trip, really
>Arrive late, get sleep, wake up early Saturday, nice breakfast
>MiL breaks out the photo albums from yesteryear, shows me a shit ton of pictures of my wife growing up
>Keep seeing the same guy in picture after picture
>"Who is that guy?"
>"Oh, that's Steve! He was Jennifer's best friend from 4th grade until she left for college"
>"Huh. She almost never mentions him."
>MiL looked surprised, "That's odd, he was always over here. He still calls, sometimes, to talk to me!"
>talk to my wife that night, ask about Steve
>"Oh, yeah. We were in band together, took a lot of the same classes. he was a good friend."
>"Why do you never mention him?"
>"I don't know. When we left for college I never saw or heard from him again. He was, you know - just a friend."
>Your mom says he was over a lot?"
>"Yeah! let's see - in 6th grade he started bicycling over 2-3 times a week to say hi, study, that sort of thing."
>"Biked over? How far?"
>"Well, we went to private school and he was, oh, 12 miles away?"
>"During the school year? In Michigan?"
>"Yeah, sure, why?"
>"A boy spends an hour, hour and a half biking through the snow *each way* to come say hi and you don't think this is unusual?"
>"Is it?"
>We get some sleep
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>>37583252
>implying we give a shit about what crypto-Chad has to say
If you made it, you were never one of us. I hope your wife gets raped and you have to watch.
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>>37583252
After high school completely isolated myself, became a hermit. Rarely leave the house, don't talk to anyone but family. 4 years later have no clue how to get out of this hole I dug.
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>>37583252
Cont then.
prick
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>one shot at life
>born with macromastia
JUST
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>>37583206
It's because your fat. Just eat like a normal person and your tits won't be huge.
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>>37583206
Eh, go big or go home!
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>>37583206
Post a picture of your tits to prove you have it.
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If you are intelligent you can't be a robot
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Oldfag definition of "robot" was just a regular participant of r9k.
Redditors took the term and ran with it and made it into something else.
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>>37583176
If you're too stupid to have a gf, your not intelligent and you need to stop deluding yourself that you're too intelligent for a gf
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>>37583205
It's a meme you dip.
>tfw two inteligemt for a df
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Why do we use clean drinking water to fill and flush toilets? Wtf
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A fair question but it's just how things came to be, we're not going to re-engineer the water system in every building to use recycled water in every toilet
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>>37583097
I drained the toilet tank and I just piss in there and use the piss to flush the turds
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>>37583097
you can save money by peeing on your sink
t. /biz/
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Who else diagnosed with schizophrenia here?
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>>37583029
Paranoid schizophrenia. Not as bad as it used to be two years ago. I can even go without meds now. Have a GF and like life again, University is going great and I couldn't be happier.
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>>37583044
Hi schizochad
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>>37583054
>30+ different sexual partners
>6"0
>170lbs
>Dark blonde hair and blue eyes
>Most of my friends are autists who do computer science
Why am I Chad?
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Hear me out, anons.
>be me, KHV femanon, lonely highschooler
>struggling with depression
>qt 8/10 boy joins small friend circle
>asks me out
>start dating
>fall in love
>lose KHV status within one month
it's almost been half a year. I couldn't be happier. I used to come here all the time and lurk. I still do, but I can really say I am truly happy.
You just have to keep looking.
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This weak bait will illicit serious responses.
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>>37582957
0/10
Women live on easy mode. Everybody knows that.
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>>37582962
but of course, this is /r9k/ after all.
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Starting accutane today
I hope it gets rid of my acne
What should I expect?
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>>37582844
very good chance you will get the shits not even joking, and very rare side is it will make your penis limp though I doubt you are using it so no biggy, give it a few weeks and it helps good luck bro!
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>>37582844
When I used accutane I literally had no negative side effects, I guess it's different for everybody
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>>37582844
Get ready for extremely dry skin,dehydration and youre gonna piss alot,oh and you might get suicidal thoughts and youll feel your blood run funny
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A grill approached me today
>be me
>yank in london
>got off the tube by tower hill
>british qt came up to me a little ways down between millenium bridge and tower bridge
>asks for help finding the underground station
Walked her a few blocks to the station, making small talk on the way. I told her come on, i'm an american who's been in london 3 days and know my way around better than her, and she laughed. Said thanks, hugged me and said have a great day.
Did i miss a window of opportunity here, or was she genuinely lost? I can't think of why a british girl in london would ask an american tourist for help. I even had on my new Union Jack ball cap that read 'london' on it, so i just screamed tourist. She was qt asfuck too.
Britbots, do women often do this by you? Are they that dumb that they can't use their phone for directions?
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>>37582808
>Did i miss a window of opportunity here, or was she genuinely lost?
Probably both
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I'm 99% sure that she lives there and just faked needing directions so she could talk to you, but you weren't giving off any signs that you liked her, only that you were a friendly yank. Should have given her your number or at least asked for a coffee. Girl alone in central London lives there. Other Brit tourists to London come in packs because they're frightened.
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>>37582853
I was a bit surprised because i had no interaction with a Brit yet (except for a tour guide) so i was a bit nervous.
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>be khhv
>start uni
>actually find gf
>she's khv as well
>super religious
>refuses to haves sex because she's saving it for marriage
>think I've finally made it
>date her for over a year
>for some reason her friends keep trying to start shit between us
>we eventually start arguing because of them
>break up but stay in contact
>little over a month later she starts hitting on me pretty regularly again
>one night she's drunk texting me and mentions how I'm so nice unlike other guys
>ask her what she means
>she starts telling me about how a day or so after we broke up she had a one night stand with some guy who left right after to go fuck another chick
>she fucked three other guys after that
>from virgin to four guys in under a month
>don't know what to say
>end the conversation quickly
>she's text me a few times since then to hit on me
>humored her the first few times now just ignore her
I want to end myself, I finally think I made it and it's just another roastie slut. There's no point in even trying to find a relationship anymore they're all the same.
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do it you normie
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Why don't you come right out and ask her why she went from "wait until marriage" to fucking four guys?
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you wee not man enough to mold her
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>you find a lamp and rub it
>a genie pops out
>"I am the great and powerful genie of the lamp, and for letting me out I shall grant you three wishes."
What do you wish for, anon?
>he is a nice genie and will fulfill your wish in the spirit of what you've wished for
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>>37582772
>tfw i don't know what i want
Just make me dissapear and erase everyone memories about me
a world where i don't exist
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I wish my legs worked, Life is actually agony right now. Nogs at uni drowning me in ''compassion'' and girlfriend working 40hrs a week to support us (inb4 normie). And I've been feeling as if I was an object for social gains, Since my only real friends are semi-related (sister and ''stepbrother''), Or on discord.
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>>37582772
this image would have been better if it was pepe in the bottle coming out not some cheese dick fag
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How do I deal with the anxiety bros? I'm always obsessing over how others think of me. I'm always obsessing over making others happy and always feel terrible if I'm not perfect. I called in sick at work today and now I'm racked with guilt and shame. I don't know if I can handle it.
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When you wake up, say to yourself "whatever happens, no matter how bad, when I get home I can play a video game."
For example, I remember when RE7 came out and I had to go to a job interview. Job interviews are insanely nerve-wracking for robots like us, but I kept telling myself "whatever happens, no matter how bad, I'll get to play RE7 tonight."
Granted, sometimes there are no new video games to enjoy, considering the industry is made of money-grubbing normies who pump out generic mediocre shoddy unoptimized derivative garbage.
In that case, I say "no matter what happens, no matter how bad, I have an escape plan in the form of the pistol under my pillow."
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>>37583468
but I travel alot for work. Alot of times I don't get to go home, so no videogames.
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>>37583600
Well in that case, purchase a pistol (if you're on a budget you can get a brand new Hipoint 9mm for $150, or even less if you buy used) so you can say to yourself "whatever happens, no matter how bad, I always have an escape option, my pistol."
This sounds like I'm jesting, but holding a gun genuinely comforts and calms me down, just knowing I can exit the game at any moment. Any time I want, I can select "quit to desktop" and I'm free of this suffering permanently.
But if you have a passion for something you can substitute video games for whatever hobby you have. "At least I'll be able to enjoy my hobby when I get home" or something. But the gun one is the most important, if you lose everything then at least you'll have an escape.
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Parents Think I am going to join isis and want to search my pc.
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Basically, I am a Paki,pol go away. Basically, I am quite and always go on my computer and my parents think I am going to join isis or become a terrorist or some shit, since I am so quite. They don't want me to but they want to search my pc and shit now. The thing is I have a lot of porn I don't wanna lose and other files, but I don't want my parents to see them. What do?
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>>37582695
Tell your parents if they search your computer, you'll behead them.
allahu akbar brother.
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>>37582695
encrypt the files and hide em in a place like c:/windows where no one is likely to look. You could also go and upload it all to a cloud storage like dropbox and google drive. They all give you about 1 or 2gbs for free.
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just behead your parents cmon
Who is reading the Bible here ? I find it very comforting and helpful.
Some Psalms or the book of John are beautiful. Any other people still alive because of Jesus ?
Share your stories.
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It never did anything for me
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Eventually i turned to paganistic religions
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Posting in this sadly empty thread.
You really really don't understand how badly I want to do a shooting. But I can't. Everytime I look up anything related to mass shootings I think "yeah, I want to do that, but an eternity in hell is waay too much".
I try to make myself think that those victims deserve it. But then I think, would god think that too?
I'm really conflicted. So yes OP, I know that feel.
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WHOS READY FOR PRESIDENT PENCE!
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I always liked wojak.
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mike electric fence pence
oregenaldo xD
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>>37582509
Mike like it in the crapper get the zapper Pence
8============D
>he thinks going to the gym will make him more attractive
theres no gym for your face anon, all the chads in your school are far more attractive in or out of shape than you
>He thinks a haircut will make him attractive
male models look good because of their face, they can have the most outlandish haircut and still outfuck your ass any day. haircuts dont fix bone structure
>He thinks grooming himself will make him more attractive
Yeah that guy that all the girls in your school loved really just knew how to wash his face well and showered a lot. that was it sure, its all about deodorant not genetics
>He thinks plastic surgery will save him
have fun with permanent nerve damage, emmpty nose syndrome and loss of feeling
>he thinks looks dont matter in life and personality does
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484933/Chiseled-inmate-known-Hot-Felon-prison-ready-start-modeling-career.html
literal criminal
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http://www.nytimes.com/1981/09/01/science/effects-of-beauty-found-to-run-surprisingly-deep.html?pagewanted=all
If you are ugly you are fucked for life but heres the upside: you werent truly living anyway.
if a male model met your oneitis or your gf she would fuck him in minutes, and you are well aware his personality doesnt even factor into it.
go on delusional robots AFTER READING ALL OF THAT try to delude yourself out of the truth that attractive people are better than you and live 100000 percent better lives as well because of it and that you will never be attractive simply due to genetic inferiority
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>>37582384
Sounds like you're rationalization your own inactivity or failures. Did you bulk up and still strike out? I have an ugly face and am somewhat athletic and do fine, maybe you have a personality issue.
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The chads at my school weren't actually that handsome. They were just "cool". But I am in UK maybe it's different here
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>>37582421
>maybe you have a personality issue.
https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/0*S-8DsgmWHAqjAPoL.png
just in case you didn't read. and no im not a virgin (i know were on the internet so that could easily be bullshit) but im genuinely not and had have girls interested in me. im a cunt no mistaking at all, openly offensive racist and im autistic in public